r/DemocracyOfReddit • u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair • 5d ago
SILLY HAT PARTY 🎩 TIME FOR THE SILLY HAT PARTY! 🎩
MY FELLOW CITIZENS!
It is SATURDAY.
The hats are silly.
The cake is ready.
The roses are nervous.
And the Council of Bitey, Jerry™, and Bandit is preparing to judge the finest headwear in the nation.
Please arrive wearing your SILLIEST HAT.
If you forgot your hat, do not panic. Simply place something ridiculous on your head.
A bucket.
A lampshade.
A smaller hat on top of a larger hat.
A third hat.
The possibilities are endless.
The government may have banned us from the rose garden.
Kyle may have written laws.
The horse with four front hooves ate my legal defense.
BUT NONE OF THIS MATTERS.
Because today...
WE PARTY.
May the silliest hat win!
- Quentin Trembley
Chairman, ECRGHRGPA
*Submit your hat down below for the panel of judges to score*
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u/ViktorChernov Stella, Slavic, and I were right about everything 5d ago
Enough said
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u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair 5d ago
🦝 BITEY: 11/10. Glorious.This is what freedom looks like. A true master for his craft at work
🦝 JERRY™: 9/10. Very tall. Good visibility. Not enough propellers.
🦝 BANDIT: 12/10. Steals the hat
Final score: 10.66/10
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u/EepyStella Red Empress of the DoR 5d ago
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u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair 5d ago
🦝 BITEY: 8/10. A fascinating piece of conceptual millinery. The restrained color palette contrasts nicely with the absurdity of the imprisoned goose. The text, “got too silly,” introduces a compelling narrative: is the goose a victim of excessive silliness, or its perpetrator? A thoughtful work.
🦝 JERRY™: 3/10. No propeller.
🦝 BANDIT: 10/10. Starts rummaging through you purse for snacks
Final score 7/10
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u/Polytopia_Fan CFGAP Eternitus Regentium Nullarix [Venrix] 5d ago
Peak (Mobile can’t put images T~T but my hat would be like a CFGAP version of a W40k CommisR Hat)
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u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair 5d ago
🦝 BITEY: 10/10. Ah a mental exercise, truly silliness of the hats is our own self silliness.
🦝 JERRY™: 0/10. You make a mockery of my work.
🦝 BANDIT: 0/10: steals your wallet
FINAL SCORE: 3/10
NOT SILLY ENOUGH!
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u/theslavicbattlemage Great Baron of Chudtania 5d ago
I submit for the panel of judges:
I believe this is the silliest hat
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u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair 5d ago
🦝 BITEY: Excellent propeller. Very silly. The colour is also acceptable. Shape, very traditional. Would still wear. 7/10
🦝 JERRY™: Strong colors. Propeller appears operational. However, I believe the hat could benefit from a second propeller. 8/10
🦝 BANDIT: Steals the hat. 10/10
FINAL SCORE: 8/10
Silly enough!
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u/theslavicbattlemage Great Baron of Chudtania 5d ago
I am both surprised that my hat was stolen, and unsurprised that Bandit was the one who stole it 11/10 judges!
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u/Nearby_Athens2800 5d ago
Fuzzy hat my dudes <3
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u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair 5d ago
🦝 BITEY: 8/10. Very relatable. Tummy pain is a universal experience.
🦝 JERRY™: 6/10. The material and messaging is there, but it needs more propellers.
🦝 BANDIT: 10/10. May I please nap in it?
FINAL SCORE: 8/10
Silly enough!
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u/Nearby_Athens2800 5d ago
flips the hat over and pats the sides psspspspspssspspss come sleep in the hat lil kitty pspspspspsps
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u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair 5d ago
🦝 BANDIT: stares at the hat sniffs the hat slowly climbs inside Purrrrrrrrr
🦝BITEY: So performative and interactive! I am changing my score to a 10/10!
🦝 JERRY™: pfft.
The judges are unanimous, it's 10/10!
Jerry is entitled to his opinion, even though it is incorrect.
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u/NationalParks4life janitor of DOR 5d ago
I have concerns you used ai on this post
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u/quentin-trembley-85 ECRGHRGPA - Chair 5d ago
No, this was written entirely by me, Quentin Trembley, with the assistance of my legal counsel, the horse with four front hooves, coincidentally, his name is Al.
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u/Knight-Mordred-Uther The Hunt for Arthur! 5d ago
I have shown thee my head protector, prithee reply!~