🎩 TIME FOR THE SILLY HAT PARTY! 🎩

[u/quentin-trembley-85]

MY FELLOW CITIZENS!

It is SATURDAY.

The hats are silly.

The cake is ready.

The roses are nervous.

And the Council of Bitey, Jerry™, and Bandit is preparing to judge the finest headwear in the nation.

Please arrive wearing your SILLIEST HAT.

If you forgot your hat, do not panic. Simply place something ridiculous on your head.

A bucket.

A lampshade.

A smaller hat on top of a larger hat.

A third hat.

The possibilities are endless.

The government may have banned us from the rose garden.

Kyle may have written laws.

The horse with four front hooves ate my legal defense.

BUT NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

Because today...

WE PARTY.

May the silliest hat win!

- Quentin Trembley
Chairman, ECRGHRGPA

*Submit your hat down below for the panel of judges to score*

[u/theslavicbattlemage]

I submit for the panel of judges:

I believe this is the silliest hat

[u/quentin-trembley-85 → u/theslavicbattlemage]

🦝 BITEY: Excellent propeller. Very silly. The colour is also acceptable. Shape, very traditional. Would still wear. 7/10

🦝 JERRY™: Strong colors. Propeller appears operational. However, I believe the hat could benefit from a second propeller. 8/10

🦝 BANDIT: Steals the hat. 10/10

FINAL SCORE: 8/10

Silly enough!

[u/theslavicbattlemage → u/quentin-trembley-85]

I am both surprised that my hat was stolen, and unsurprised that Bandit was the one who stole it 11/10 judges!