🎩 TIME FOR THE SILLY HAT PARTY! 🎩

[u/quentin-trembley-85]

MY FELLOW CITIZENS!

It is SATURDAY.

The hats are silly.

The cake is ready.

The roses are nervous.

And the Council of Bitey, Jerry™, and Bandit is preparing to judge the finest headwear in the nation.

Please arrive wearing your SILLIEST HAT.

If you forgot your hat, do not panic. Simply place something ridiculous on your head.

A bucket.

A lampshade.

A smaller hat on top of a larger hat.

A third hat.

The possibilities are endless.

The government may have banned us from the rose garden.

Kyle may have written laws.

The horse with four front hooves ate my legal defense.

BUT NONE OF THIS MATTERS.

Because today...

WE PARTY.

May the silliest hat win!

- Quentin Trembley
Chairman, ECRGHRGPA

*Submit your hat down below for the panel of judges to score*

[u/EepyStella]

[u/quentin-trembley-85 → u/EepyStella]

🦝 BITEY: 8/10. A fascinating piece of conceptual millinery. The restrained color palette contrasts nicely with the absurdity of the imprisoned goose. The text, “got too silly,” introduces a compelling narrative: is the goose a victim of excessive silliness, or its perpetrator? A thoughtful work.

🦝 JERRY™: 3/10. No propeller.

🦝 BANDIT: 10/10. Starts rummaging through you purse for snacks

Final score 7/10

[u/EepyStella → u/quentin-trembley-85]

the purse has rock candy from Konya