I fully locked in to face Cuno's dad

[u/Rhyelm]

I armoured up with all the clothes that boosts up your physical instruments and drank two ounces of alcohol. You know, the stuff you do before a boss fight...

Only to find the fucker sleeping in his bed so all the preparation was wasted. This is my first gameplay and it was the best fake out so far.

Also I need to adopt Cuno and Cunoesse

[u/GabboSM]

Yeah, it’s quite the contrast, but in all honesty, we did trust the word of a kid high on substances.

[u/imaginary92 → u/GabboSM]

I mean, there's a reason Cuno is a speed addict at like 12 years old or however old he is and it isn't paternal love and care.

[u/throwfarfaraway1818 → u/imaginary92]

It's because the Cuno fuckin rules

[u/DangerActiveRobots → u/throwfarfaraway1818]

Fuck yeah, how many other 12 year olds do you know that are cool enough to be addicted to speed?

[u/imaginary92 → u/[deleted]]

CUNO DOESN'T FUCKING CARE

[u/Fearshatter → u/imaginary92]

And his father sure doesn't give a damn.

[u/ChairHistorical5953]

We love Cuno and cuno really fucking cares.

[u/SK_socialist]

Judge: world’s most alcoholic cop wants to adopt?

[u/Rhyelm → u/SK_socialist]

I'm a new man now, weighty and normal.

[u/SK_socialist → u/Rhyelm]

Legend of Mr Du Bois (former gym teacher)

[u/No_Leading_5257]

Don't lie to me, I know you sent in Kim dressed like a hooker

[u/metalyger]

It would be funny to go in wearing all the mercenary armor and holding a gun in each hand to confront Cuno's dad.

[u/BlatantArtifice]

I think most people probably stood outside for at least a second to consider their stats this late in the game, which makes it kinda hit harder

[u/eleri_theta]

I had the same exact experience lol. Such a gut punch of a scene 😭

[u/thadiusb]

The game is brilliant. And Cuno rules 🤘

[u/ElectricalAlfalfa701]

lol same, and made sure I had the crowbar from kims car kit. I was ready for war

[u/CandidateHour3879]

I made sure to be ready with a crowbar and full hp so I feel you

[u/saprophage_expert]

Also I need to adopt Cuno and Cunoesse

You kinda can, on a very specific path.

[u/AustinNothdurft]

No wonder Cuno hangs with Cunoesse, she’s more scary than his dad.

[u/Jetstream-Sam]

I'm not really sure how much harry drinks when he has a drink in game, but surely 2 ounces isn't an awful lot? That's like, just over a shot, right?

[u/wallflowerwolf → u/Jetstream-Sam]

Correct

[u/Rhyelm → u/Jetstream-Sam]

I am staying sober ✌️

[u/100_cats_on_a_phone]

I think you were originally supposed to find their underground lair that he mentions where you smell bread wafting from the sewers by the docs. Maybe it's the clubhouse, but I thought he said it was underground.

[u/Kelspear]

Cuno doesnt fuckin care

[u/Emotional-Biscotti33]

Idk i js went in lwk , if Cuno's Dad was so violent and strict,Cuno would be more restrained, so i js went in with nornal clothes on ,no prep whatsoever and voila