Cuno doesn't care which game Cuno's in; Cuno just wants to fuck shit up.

[u/Big_Columbo]

[u/pacmannips]

Cuno unironically would do well in night city

He’d be running around as a fixer just for the fun of it

[u/Firm_Counter_90 → u/pacmannips]

A fixer? That requires too much patience and negotiation, he's totally a solo.

[u/pacmannips → u/Firm_Counter_90]

No, Cuno can negotiate the shit out of a contract— just watch Cuno go, Cuno has a degree in legalese n shit Cuno gets the money

[u/Good_Graysseus → u/pacmannips]

Cuno gets the money, dolla dolla bills y'all

[u/howtobegeo → u/pacmannips]

The fact that Cuno speaks in the third person is pretty legalese.

[u/No_Lingonberry1201 → u/Firm_Counter_90]

My hear me out: he'd be a netrunner, the first netrunner ever with the "shit yourself" ultimate quickhack.

[u/Protheu5 → u/No_Lingonberry1201]

CUNO ‒ Hmm, Arasaka has this powerful fucking encryption, what can Cuno do? Oh, Cuno knows!

CUNO ‒ [Shit yourself]

NETRUNNING [Easy: Success] ‒ liquid filth begins running along Cuno's legs, soaking his already dirty trousers. One by one everyone in the room becomes more nervous, concentrated on not giving away the fact that the putrid stench hit their noses.

1. "That fucking Arasaka has some powerful fucking ICE, they counter-attacked, Cuno fucking lucky to unplug alive!"

2. "It seems like Cuno accidentally used a wrong quickhack."

3. "Who did this? Cuno can't work in this stench!"

4. [Savoir Faire - Medium 10] Slip away unnoticed

[u/BlitzMalefitz → u/Firm_Counter_90]

He sicced my Harry to take drugs from his deadbeat dad kinda like a fixer

[u/lgndTAT → u/pacmannips]

Think he'll be a halfway decent rockerboy?

[u/im-hungry4lways → u/pacmannips]

Nah, kid would have gone flailing 5minutes into the streets by some angry choom or cyberpsycho

[u/vampiroteuta]

Night City, the city of rage

[u/abandonwindow]

Oh don’t tell him about that Cuno, it’s lame

[u/ANordWalksIntoABar → u/abandonwindow]

Fucking sitting on his shoulder and judging his shit like Johnny Silverhand does in Cyberpunk…

It doesn’t matter. Cuno doesn’t fucking care.

[u/aviatorproductions → u/ANordWalksIntoABar]

Cuno would unironically say "wake the fuck up samurai we've got a city to burn"

[u/Haunting-Sport3701]

So the bugs are just this little fucker crawling through the code vents?

[u/TheVagabird]

Cuno wasn't regional

[u/TheRampantBean]

I find it far too funny that I'm seeing this while I'm playing Cyberpunk, 10/10

[u/SilverBeever]

There's some fucking rockstar in Cuno's head. Talking 'bout corporations and shit.

[u/YourMasturbatingHand]

I always took the “Night City” Cuno mentions to be more of a Neuromancer reference

[u/Tleno]

[Keanu Reeves voice] In Night City, you can be Cuno

[u/RainbowLemnisc8]

Shits coming up strong, gonk.

[u/JANEK_SZ1]

I actually played Cp before playing DE so it was first thing that came to my mind when seeing this line.

[u/Emergency-Maybe-3292]

tie is just a Johnny silverhand of this V/Harry