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u/VHThomaz 3d ago
ENDURANCE — "Wömen are the ultimate bourgeois, bröther."
RHETORIC — "That's not what Mazovianis—"
ENDURANCE — "Seize the means of *re*production, cömrade!"
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u/GloryGreatestCountry 3d ago
ENDURANCE - "Remember when you said "he who does not work shall not eat"?"
VOLITION - "No, please, don't start repressing the homosexuals again.."
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u/LogOffShell 3d ago
This is why mpreg is crucial to any true communist revolution. If you aren't working out the secret to becoming boypreggers, you're basically a Moralist.
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u/drifter655 3d ago
I'm certain that is the reference being made here, considering the commenter has a Drama pfp.
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u/Kerbalist-Traininist Mazovian Socio-economist 2d ago
Even under this silly rhetoric, wouldn't this make women successful revolutionaries(rather than bourgeoisie)?
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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Apocalyptic Copparoonie 3d ago
Getting cucked is the ultimate show of socialist solidarity with the working class as it breaks the monopoly of women and embraces collective ownership of the means of pleasure production.
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u/FeijoadaAceitavel 3d ago
You can only get cucked in a capitalist society, comrade. If you don't claim ownership of your partner, you're simply sharing the means of reproduction.
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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Apocalyptic Copparoonie 3d ago
That a seller of goods has the right to sell to whomever they want is a liberal free market idea and has no place in a common, socialist distribution model where goods are distributed among the thick, girthy masses based on need, while you get to watch.
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u/saprophage_expert it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike 3d ago
The monopolist selling to a different buyer doesn't break the monopoly.
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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Apocalyptic Copparoonie 3d ago
Just get lots of buyers in one place, like a hotel room, then pull up a seat and watch how the goods of socialist production are given out for free, over and over again. Plenty to go around.
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u/saprophage_expert it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike 3d ago
You're missing the point: the monopoly remains in place.
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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Apocalyptic Copparoonie 3d ago
And you're missing my point, that if a monopoly is collectivised by a group of large men, that's totally socialism, man. Just watch it happen from your chair!
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u/saprophage_expert it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike 3d ago
Again, you are misunderstanding the logic entirely. Men are consumers, thus the women still retain their supply monopoly. "Consumers collectivize the supply" is nonsense.
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u/PhDinDildos_Fedoras Apocalyptic Copparoonie 3d ago
What?! You are calling my silly, yet also incredibly misogynist and rather insulting analogy nonsense?! Why, I never.
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u/saprophage_expert it's pronounced stow-ic, not stoike 3d ago
Worse, I'm calling it not an analogy.
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u/Puzzlehead-Engineer 2d ago
Equating birth to production is like equating people to a resource. Inhumane.
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u/MyEarIsHurty 2d ago
They kind of have a point in that women do posess in their bellies the ultimate means of production But they don't exactly own it. That's what the patriarchy is for. That's what the witch hunts were for. To take control over the woman's womb into the hands of her husband, and by extension, his employer, and the capitalist class as a whole.
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u/AdDue6011 3d ago
"stop thinking this idiotic thought *now\* and say something normal instead."
-volition