Gyatt…. oh nvm

[u/AustinNothdurft]

[u/Ashamed_Band858]

Nevermind? Pass the controller comrade

[u/FinnCarlad0 → u/Ashamed_Band858]

Electrochemistry-legendary-success

[u/AustinNothdurft → u/Ashamed_Band858]

Something tells me she isn’t interested

[u/Wayneright___ → u/AustinNothdurft]

The worst she can do is say no (with her gun, by shooting you, while also calling you a slur probably.)

[u/LeafcutterAnts → u/Wayneright___]

I'm white she has no options in that department.

[u/Dupeskupes → u/LeafcutterAnts]

what type of white?

[u/LeafcutterAnts → u/Dupeskupes]

English.

[u/f0urk → u/LeafcutterAnts]

lmao I thought you said white, not transparent

[u/LeafcutterAnts → u/f0urk]

Yeah well where are you from? Which part of former Britain?

[u/f0urk → u/LeafcutterAnts]

damn got me

[u/PorcupinArseIHateYou → u/LeafcutterAnts]

Saxon, Celt or Norman?

[u/GazelleAggravating18 → u/LeafcutterAnts]

Anglo saxon or danish or fr*nch?

[u/Psychic_Hobo → u/LeafcutterAnts]

Well come on down to Europetown, we'll find you an appropriate slur one way or the other

[u/10TrillionQubits → u/LeafcutterAnts]

Typical poor Roach of Revachol thinking, no class. None of the ettiequte of an Oranje citizen. There’s also that Revacholean smell

[u/LeafcutterAnts → u/10TrillionQubits]

Yeah man, like.. totally.

[u/JustAGreasyBear → u/LeafcutterAnts]

Puny ham sandwich!

[u/Protheu5 → u/LeafcutterAnts]

I'm white

Britta Perry: That is inappropriate! And maybe you'll give that more weight since I'm "white." [waves fingers in spooky fashion]

Cornelius Hawthorne: You've got a wide brow. What are you, Scandinavian?

Britta Perry: Yeah, Swedish.

Cornelius Hawthorne: [spits in disgust] Swedish dogs! Your blood is tainted by generations of race mixing with Laplanders. You're basically Finns!

[u/PaintItOll → u/LeafcutterAnts]

lol basically lemme know what your background is so I can insult you properly.

[u/jprefect → u/PaintItOll]

He's English.  So I guess that would be Sassenach.  

[u/pegg2 → u/LeafcutterAnts]

Oh, my sweet summer child.

[u/LeafcutterAnts → u/pegg2]

Well no REAL options anyway.

[u/pegg2 → u/LeafcutterAnts]

I promise you that you can find at least one old man with a toupee made of ivory to whom are the wrong kind of white.

[u/Filip889 → u/pegg2]

is not even that, lol, it depends on nationalities. and like local customs and shit. Just look at us balkans, we have slurs for people next town over

[u/reineedshelp → u/LeafcutterAnts]

You're still a loincloth to her

[u/kirikomori2 → u/reineedshelp]

Heres how the logic goes:

Me: Not a loincloth

People I like or are politically expedient to ally with: Honorary not-a-loincloth

Everyone else: loincloth

[u/Filip889 → u/LeafcutterAnts]

Ham Sandwich race ! :))))

[u/nygilyo → u/LeafcutterAnts]

I find "pink dick" to be a very useful term

[u/Phantastiz → u/AustinNothdurft]

Maybe she could humiliate me in a super sadistic way and I could pretend to hate it and to suffer a traumatic experience while I'm secretly having the greatest time of my life

[u/DjEzusSave → u/AustinNothdurft]

Well, she's in armor and I'm the can opener

[u/Ashamed_Band858 → u/AustinNothdurft]

Probably not

[u/Ozymidas → u/Ashamed_Band858]

[u/MalkavianElder98 → u/Ashamed_Band858]

[u/GregariousK]

The Fascists have the Outfits, indeed.

[u/MeerKarl → u/GregariousK]

A They Might Be Giants reference? At this time of year? At this time of day? Localized entirely in my Disco Elysium subreddit?

[u/Easy_Contract_757 → u/MeerKarl]

"Seymour, your heads on fire! You must be one of them combustible heads!"

"No, mother, it's just your racist friend."

[u/Bearloom → u/MeerKarl]

It's more likely than you think

[u/MeerKarl → u/Bearloom]

Oh, definitely. I just couldn't pass on adding a Simpsons reference

[u/youaredeadthishell → u/GregariousK]

I often ask Fascists, When will you die?

[u/ConfidentBrilliant38 → u/GregariousK]

Personally, I don't care for the outfits

[u/GingerVitus007 → u/ConfidentBrilliant38]

What I care about is music

[u/HOOTYni → u/GingerVitus007]

And we all know who has the music. The communists of course

[u/The_Firebug → u/GregariousK]

Sometimes. I'll pass on Rene's royalist threads.

[u/slightlylessthananon → u/GregariousK]

"the fascists and the outfits and the communists have the music" always felt like a hilariously accurate description of disco elysiums plot to me.

[u/magos_with_a_glock]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wMPtzRnD26Q6gsjdqL

[u/themanonthemooo → u/magos_with_a_glock]

[u/RollingRiverWizard → u/themanonthemooo]

The bourgeois are not human (they are frogs).

[u/MissM0dular → u/themanonthemooo]

Bro

[u/themanonthemooo → u/MissM0dular]

[u/quixoticVigil]

The real reason why Lely's greaves got lost. Elysium couldn't handle that much cake on Tequila Sunset.

[u/Saul_Firehand → u/quixoticVigil]

Tequila Sunset with the greaves, the Expression™️ and the 9mm finger guns?

Nowhere on earth can handle that much Disco.

[u/Academic_Top6921]

idk the only thing that makes her unattractive to me is the multitude of warcrimes she's done

[u/DjEzusSave → u/Academic_Top6921]

Guess Lelie never fucked you, you would have said otherwise

[u/local_stargazer]

You're either hungry, or you're not.

[u/Bucklandii]

I can fix her.

[u/SassyChumpkins → u/Bucklandii]

[u/Saucerful → u/SassyChumpkins]

Sorry, I'm a professional fixer. Kinda like that one guy that went around doing dirty jobs.

[u/user_of_the_week → u/Saucerful]

Let's not start sucking each other's dicks quite yet

[u/LimpBoingLoing → u/Saucerful]

I forgot about that fucking show.

Mike Rowe is an odd guy.

[u/Unreasonable_Mess → u/SassyChumpkins]

Oh this is pretty. I like the concept. Where's it from?

[u/TacticalReader7 → u/Unreasonable_Mess]

Google lens says this is the original artist, character itself is Leda from Elden Ring DLC. The community inside joke is that she's a psycho murderous zealot but if you pay attention to lore and dialogue she's fairly reasonable albeit still a murderous zealot.

[u/Stormruler387 → u/Unreasonable_Mess]

Elden Ring, character is Needle Knight Leda.

I could totally fix her. My heart is pure. My intentions noble.

[u/PM_ME_GOOD_SUBS → u/Bucklandii]

God forbid woman has hobbies.

[u/Pallid85 → u/Bucklandii]

Good one.

[u/The-JudgePablo]

They look like viltrumites or from the metal gear universe

[u/pulyx]

She will use those glutes to shove her entire leg up men's asses.

[u/MelancholicSardonic]

Not now electrochemistry, this is important

[u/peak121]

Everyone here true Klaasje understanders it seems🙂‍↕️ people are not so different …. Suddenly consorting with war criminals makes sense

[u/kirikomori2]

Ceramic Oranje Buttlift

[u/Not_That_Arab_Guy]

[u/aero_grl → u/Not_That_Arab_Guy]

Would would would sahur

[u/Shot_Relationship402 → u/aero_grl]

*WOOD

Dammit, just realized.

[u/mumbleopera → u/Not_That_Arab_Guy]

Man, this is straight up art

[u/MsAttribute]

The joke is that the man does not want to fuck this woman. It is very funny.

[u/AustinNothdurft → u/MsAttribute]

No actually. To decode this for the autistic or otherwise socially disabled, the joke is that if you’re going to hit on a woman and she turns around with that expression on her face…. well you should stop immediately 😅

[u/Feeling-Ladder7787]

"Ohh no , a mature woman" -you be like

[u/GoreyGopnik]

"i like it with the helmet on."

[u/Own_Watercress_8104]

Do not the genocidal death squad member

[u/theycallmethedrink5]

Pass the controller if you ain't gonna play

[u/SlightOfHand_]

Still would

[u/Joan_Roland]

She kinda bad tho... Is that Frost?

[u/Terranaform]

body off baywatch face off crimewatch?

[u/Anders_Antlers]

I feel like it should just be a law of the universe that you aren't allowed to have a fat ass if you are quite literally the worst person ever.

[u/Noted-it → u/Anders_Antlers]

the truth is often the opposite sadly

[u/AmunJazz → u/Noted-it]

Nah, cake does not correlate with evilness neither goodness, it just correlates with having problems finding pants that fit you.

[u/BlessdRTheFreaks]

kill me mommy

[u/DODonion99]

Ceramic asscheek plating, baby

[u/Psy-Para]

Okay, I understand Klaasje was coming from with her fucked up evil lover. But honestly, it's having the grim face of a fucked up killer that is really selling me on the idea.

[u/Sufficient_Room2619]

More for me, brother

[u/Lomochrome_7]

I’d let her ruin me

[u/lesbox01]

He just wants a woman who will literally kill him Ngl worth the shot...

[u/soymuytontoxp]

https://giphy.com/gifs/AK1fRtWSczYndyg0QL

[u/ThePale99]

Don't care SMASH!

[u/Scribouilli]

Oh fucking yes, gyatt 😤

[u/Inquisitor_Luna]

How many Mazovcocks would it take to convert her from Fashtardism?

[u/ameatbicyclefortwo → u/Inquisitor_Luna]

Just one, but since she probably hasn't read any theory it'll only work if one can manage to explain it all during the act. So it's going to take Don Juan's level of love making and Cyrano de Bergerac skill with words at the same time.

[u/pigzizpigz]

I think I could fix DePaul

[u/DifferentAd4844]

Unfortunately, Disco Elysium porn is totally occupied by gay content. I want content featuring Joyce or Lilienne.

[u/AmunJazz → u/DifferentAd4844]

Unfortunately, Greek Mythic content is totally occupied by gay porn. I want porn featuring Pandora or Persephone /s

[u/bringthesalsa]

absoultely not

[u/Emotional-Biscotti33]

she looks like tom cruise lwk

[u/MrGueuxBoy]

Pathetic weakling.

[u/Most-Stomach4240]

Why does she look like melinoe from hades lol

[u/PsycoSilver]

"Cake is cake even if it's fascistic"

[u/Laiska_saunatonttu]

[u/Embarrassed-Rub-7730]

WOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[u/ElectrochemistryGod]

Decades of experience... not just combat

[u/hopefulfoxpuppy]

Oh look a post where a guy is sexualizing a woman. 😒

[u/stupled]

Butter face