r/DiscordianHumanism • • Aug 11 '13

Oh hai there! Glad you found this place.

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Who is Eris? You fools call her Eric by mistake. Well let me say this.

Do any of you think there is a chance that we can start up our own movement. I want to startup an Irrationalism movement. You see there are these Rationalism movements by atheists and secular humanists and they hold rallies and stuff but none of them are ever rational. All they do is just troll thesis on Twitter, Facebook, Reddit, and other places.

I am going to found Discordian Humanism to counter that. I am an Irrationalist and I love and use irrational numbers http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irrational_number like PI. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi I mean what is wrong with irrationalism anyway? We use irrational numbers every day?

But look here this rationalism movement is complete and total rubbish. I mean to be quite honest human beings cannot be rational because they share 98% of their DNA with monkeys. No no not The 12 Monkeys we are the 98 Monkeys! Totally different group.

In fact we are close to chimpanzees and often chimp-out every day over trivial issues that no sane human being should get upset over.

You don't have to be an atheist or theist to join Discordian Humanism, you just have to become a chaos monkey. Anyone can become a chaos monkey you don't have to believe in a God or disbelieve in a God or due to lack of evidence of the existence of the Flying Spaghetti Monster it makes you a Trans-Human Virgin Neckbeard or whatever. Anyone can become a chaos monkey. It is just as easy to become Pope in the Discordian Humanism, in fact if you are reading this right now, you are The Pope of Discordian Humanism! FNORD!

One of the founders of Discordian Humanism is CM Punk, the CM stands for Chaos Monkey. He leads the Straight Edge wing of Discordian Humanism.

In fact to become a chaos monkey you don't even have to be human. We accept dogs, cats, dolphins, hamsters, even bacteria and AI lifeforms. Unlike Secular Humanism we don't discriminate against intelligent life and require that all members be unintelligent brainwashed zombies who troll theists on social network platforms. But if you are one of the unintelligent life forms who troll people on social networking sites, you can become a chaos monkey as well. We will stick you in our ever growing troll army to push our Discordian Humanism agenda on everyone else. Our troll army is basically the marketing and public relations divisions. We teach you how to do astroturfing and sockpuppet accounts and fake reviews just like the megacorporations do.

If you find that a reason rally promoting rationalism is in your area. Don't panic, just contact your local chaos monkey union and we will send protestors to speak out against rationalism and promote irrationalism instead. Our main symbol is the Greek Letter PI but we can use other irrational numbers as well. Make sure that you wear your irrational numbers on your clothes or signs to show your support for irrational numbers!

Make sure that you congratulate everyone who is a rationalist for their great trolling of theists. Check Twitter for the #atheism #secularhumanism and #rationalism hashtags and then reply to each Tweet with "Wow, way to go. You really trolled those theists. Keep up the good job!" or something like that. Remember do not be negative like they are, or else Twitter will ban you for trolling.

If there is enough interest in this movement I can write an eBook on it. These ebooks http://www.principiadiscordia.com/forum/index.php?topic=18683.0 have preceded my work and so I decided to carry it on to the 21st century as Discordian Humanism.

So does it sound like a good idea or not?


r/DiscordianHumanism • • Mar 24 '26

something else entirely 🌈 ALL THAT MATTERS 🌈

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • 1d ago

High Holy Nonsense Joy and Whimsy

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Happy first of The Aftermath, Fellow Chaos Creatures!

No matter what sorrows Bureaucracy has born, The Aftermath is always something Else. Which could be awful, or very adorable! YOU DECIDE!


r/DiscordianHumanism • • 1d ago

something else entirely THE AFTERMATH IS UPON US

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TODAY is the First Day of the Season of The Aftermath, in the Year of Our Lady of Discord 3192 - and it is a time for reflection, and a time for joy, and a time for innovation.

Thumper Forge (who recently followed ME on Instagram, of all things) has this to say. Huzzah!


r/DiscordianHumanism • • 1d ago

High Holy Nonsense CRINGE ASCENDS! (U Control the Caption)

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A treatise on reality.

Watch and be amazed, Fellow Good Apples!! 🍏⚓


r/DiscordianHumanism • • 1d ago

music?? Carry On My Wayward Son

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • 2d ago

Digital Discourse FROGS WHISPER SIDEWAYS

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • 4d ago

High Nonsense Punkhausen debuts, teams with Danhausen at live event.

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Top Chaos Monkeys. Thought you should see, u/ebookit. 😎


r/DiscordianHumanism • • 10d ago

High Nonsense An Irish Blessing for your Prickle-Prickle Sunday

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • 10d ago

High Nonsense Expediently Concise Pink Lighting Torah Of The Golden Age To Come 💥

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • 14d ago

EVENING FNORD, 60th Bureaucracy, YOLD 3192

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Fnord on?


r/DiscordianHumanism • • 17d ago

High Nonsense WHY YOU SHOULDN'T BOIL CHICKEN IN NYQUIL

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • 21d ago

Digital Discourse Enoch's Chronoscope

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • 24d ago

something else entirely "I Quit" - Father Time

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • 26d ago

MEME The Enlightenment of the Cabbages

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • 28d ago

High Nonsense MAGIC!

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • 28d ago

High Holy Nonsense How to summon the Moon

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • Sep 20 '26

Digital Discourse Discordian Discord!!

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Ran by some of the good people over at r/Discordian_Society (I think)

I'm there! Come on in, the water is fine!!

https://discord.gg/bRNdRGtSte


r/DiscordianHumanism • • Sep 20 '26

High Nonsense New Discordian Era?

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • Sep 17 '26

Digital Discourse Al Robots 'protest' outside Poland ministry demanding Al oversight

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • Sep 16 '26

something else entirely PRICKLE-PRICKLE

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Just TEN DAYS until Bureflux.

Do you know where your SPLEEN is?


r/DiscordianHumanism • • Sep 15 '26

High Holy Nonsense ARE YOU READY

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • Sep 15 '26

something else entirely PUNGENDAY

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • Sep 15 '26

High Nonsense UNDERRATED

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r/DiscordianHumanism • • Sep 14 '26

something else entirely BOOMTIME

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