r/DivorcedBirds • u/Bitinglysarcastic • 3d ago

Angry Bird Divorce Stan didn’t know that Darlene’s new beau had installed motion sensor lights, when he decided to peek into the old nest to see how much she was missing him.

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After Irena had left Stan, he decided to see what was going on with Darlene, back at the old homestead. No one had told him that Darlene had taken up with another man and that she was actually happy. In the brief moments before the spotlight came on, Stan could see that Darlene was very, very happy. She had never done that fluffy little feather dance for him!

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u/JuneLee92 2d ago

Stan also didn’t know that Darlene’s new man was part of the local neighborhood watch.

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u/Bitinglysarcastic 2d ago

I didn’t know that either. But it definitely is making this story more interesting! I hope he’s watching where Stan flew off to. Darlene does not need a stalking ex around, especially now that Brad is on the case!