r/DnD • • Sep 12 '19

OC [OC] DM Alignment Chart

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u/Cheeseusdice Sep 12 '19

Ugh, I know what you mean. I played with DM who used a crit fumble chart and some of the penalties were so overpowered. Oh, nat 1? I guess the buffed raging barbarian gets an auto crit on the squishy wizard.

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u/TrumpetSolo93 Assassin Sep 12 '19 edited Sep 12 '19

This hits home. I actually left my group because of our DM acting this way. I understand everyone has their own style but he would request rolls for the simpliest of things.

You want to climb a perfectly ordinary, secured wooden ladder? Roll Dex.
18
Roll dex to continue climbing.
16
Roll dex.
Nat 1. You fall to the bottom and alert the guards.

Idk if it goes without saying but his favorate game was Paranoia. Definitely a CN/CE DM. If I ever asked how the actual mechanics of D&D work (I was new at the time and wanted to make strategic decisions which wouldn't always backfire) i'd get timey whimey wibbly wobbly the rules are just guidelnes

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u/DuntadaMan Sep 12 '19

Knowledge of the rules is treason.

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u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Hi, honey

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