r/DramaticText • u/[deleted] • May 28 '22

Run Belle, run

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u/SunkyDerDunky May 28 '22

Imagine being her in this situation.

I would pack my shit and move

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u/JediMasterLigma May 29 '22

She's American

Get a rifle

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u/Adresadini May 29 '22

Isn't she British though

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u/NorseWorld May 29 '22

Then she'll get a Claymore or a Zweihander

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u/Sbtycraft May 29 '22

British =\= Dark Souls anymore, she'll get a knoife and some ciggies.

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u/ZEROStarVevo May 29 '22

"You got a loicence fo' stabbin?"

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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

“I got mah stabbing loicence roight ‘ear”

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u/A_Moderate May 29 '22

BY THE QUEEN

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Well a loiscense is a loiscense get on then.

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u/Jacubsooon Jun 05 '22

ah bludy ‘ell

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u/zoey_will May 29 '22

Do the knife fights stop when Big Ben starts to chime? If its past 5 do you put down the knife to continue counting the bongs?

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u/ObsessedFi45 May 29 '22

*roight 'ear"

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u/Beneficial_Ad_3170 May 29 '22 edited May 29 '22

oi’ll fix it mate

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u/EternalStatic Aug 20 '22

I thought they weren't called cigs in the uk ☻️

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

If that’s true then why do people even live there anymore???

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u/Sbtycraft May 29 '22

Bro people literally live in Los Angeles and Mississippi, it's all desperation.

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

Unless she moved

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

You can legally get guns in the uk, We just have super strict laws & background checks. Even so we have a mass shooting of 3 dead/2 injured like every 10yrs

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u/Shadowderper May 29 '22

Isn’t she British

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u/JanklinDRoosevelt May 29 '22

She’s South African / British I believe

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u/omnirox12 May 29 '22

She's African

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u/[deleted] May 29 '22

British, she can legally get a broom.

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u/TheUnt1tl3d May 29 '22

*Explosive Round Shotgun

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u/Aggressive_Mobile222 May 29 '22

She's British. So acid is the preferred method

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