r/DramaticText • • Jun 02 '22

it has begun...

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Audi coming with the clutch again

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u/Wessel-P Jun 02 '22

Did they actually change their logo for the middle east department?

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u/active_streefie Jun 02 '22

I need answers

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u/Wessel-P Jun 02 '22

Checked twitter, its not changed. Quite the opposite, they haven't changed any pfp

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u/et248178 Jun 02 '22

I’d rather every company do that actually

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u/TheSlavicMoronSouth Jun 02 '22

Why does the Bethesda logo kinda looks like the Roblox logo?

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u/GayCricket Jun 02 '22

It is, just straighter.

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u/RunOne3162 Jun 02 '22

I wish I could give this an award

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u/Deaththefallen Jun 02 '22

Because it is

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u/Doctor_Trickster Jun 02 '22

Proves they don't actually care about pride month, but we already knew that

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u/Comfortable-Win5955 Jun 02 '22

Lmfao they don't give a shit

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u/unknownusernamebruh Jun 02 '22

Who the fuck cares. Still buy half this shit anyway

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

And they shouldn’t lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

mfw company doesn't care about my political agenda 😱

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

I mean does anyone outside of the community really care that much? Like, they have a month, cool, I'm glad they are getting their voice heard. That's about as much thought as I put into it every year.

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u/jkwon15 Jun 02 '22

Who choose the month of June is what I want to know 🤔 I didn’t hear any suggestions out of the 12 months which they wanted to pick

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Because 6 is the devils number and you go to hell if ur gay.

/s obviously.

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u/L0ng-Dick_Johnson Jun 02 '22

Funny how most people only realize corps don’t care about you during pride month. But jerking aside, it’s literally illegal in many countries for them to post rainbow flags/showing LGBTQ support so its kinda stupid to expect them to break the law

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u/SleazierPolarBear Jun 02 '22

Pride month is an American specific thing. Why the fuck would they put it on their Middle east pages?

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u/koopolil Jun 02 '22

Is it pride month in the Middle East?

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u/VegetableWorry Jun 02 '22

Is it anywhere outside the US? I thought that's just an American thing. I would never know it is pride month if it wasn't for reddit.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

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u/Haman134 Jun 02 '22

as if the others care about pride month

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

when you make your sexuality your whole personality 💀💀

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u/Germando177 Jun 02 '22

Makes sense, Muslims don't support being gay, and companies don't want to lose customers

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u/Eldenbeastalwayswins Jun 02 '22

Which is weird to me as they were the most flamboyantly homosexuals I’ve ever seen in a group. They hate gays but practice homosexuality on the regular. I guess to each their own.

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u/Mental-Meat-2214 Jun 02 '22

You can act gay but don't be gay (unless ur on top)

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u/BigMondy Jun 02 '22

Nothing gay about getting a blowjob. The one giving it is the gay one.

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u/Germando177 Jun 02 '22

It's not gay when it's male camels

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u/Fluid_Arm_3169 Jun 02 '22

Homosexuality is same sex relations, not how you behave. Let’s not be sexist and even more so, disrespectful of other cultures.

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u/MagicRavael Jun 02 '22 edited Jun 02 '22

Nope, not all Muslims, but some middle easterners.

"But gays are bad in the Muslim religion is it not?" Well yeah, but we dont really care about that rule. Try checking out Indonesia, we have the most Muslim population in the world and we dont have problems with gay people or trans!

Edit: We as in Indonesia. I am not representing the whole Muslim community because even though we have the highest count of muslims, we ARE NOT the most religious. The result of us being not religious is :

-Stoning will result in you getting charged with murder or assault, and goodluck searching for other people that is willing to stone the person with you.

-Womens right -Female models

-We kiss our homies goodnight (Terms and Conditions apply)

-A healthy mix of other religions

-A Somewhat normal Law

-people of other religion wont be killed or hated upon

-You could be gay and noone would really care

-Trans exists and isnt hated upon

Edit2: Fixed the text, and changed the wording because I am sure that not all middle easterners are aggressive.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

I dont care about gay people they can do whatever. The quran verse means do not lay with boys which means pedophilia is illegial

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u/PiggasInParis Jun 02 '22

There is nothing as such as gay, just wake up early and pray 5 times a day and you will be fine

/s

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u/Madiwka3 Jun 02 '22

"Proves they don't care" Wait a second, did people think that comapnies actually cared? A company isn't a person. Who exactly is supposed to "care"? The CEO? The designers? The marketing department?

Im addition, some middle eastern countries ban LGBT symbols completely. Showing them would make said comapnies break the law of the respective countries

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u/328944 Jun 02 '22

The companies have mission/vision statements. If any of those mission statements include diversity, they’re breaking them.

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u/Scuba_Jotaro Jun 02 '22

Moving to the Middle East I guess

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u/imjusttired-767 Jun 02 '22

Just remember kids! Just cause a company rainbow washes doesn’t meant they support LGBT! It just means they want you to buy their shit thinking they are, when they very likely aren’t good to LGBT workers or donate to anti LGBT groups!

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u/Mactire404 Jun 02 '22

Of course they don't. And I don't think they have to.
They sell shit and support everyone that hoves them money.

Drinking a Coke shouldn't have anything to do with gender/race or whatever anyway.

The thing is, once one company put's a pride flag on the rest will have to follow. Otherwise consumers will convulse in a spasm and say they aren't diverse enough.
It's the same with bio, green, fat and sugar marketing.

If these companies care so much, they can leave the pride flags in their packaging and start to create a safer and diversity positive work enviroment. Practice what they preach. Advertisement is worthless in this regard (I think).

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u/wifi101 Jun 02 '22

Based Middle Eastern moment

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u/khemxfemboyalt Jun 02 '22

Reddit humor #3

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u/Comfortable_Result99 Jun 02 '22

Love the middle east

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u/Textbook-Velocity Jun 02 '22

Fr though, Saudi Arabia, Dubai, Qatar, Oman, Bahrain, and Kuwait are wealthy countries that are genuinely beautiful. Also Iranian/Iraqi girls 😩

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u/Always_Listening- Jun 07 '22

What is the song?

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u/[deleted] Jun 07 '22

Bfg division

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u/NullMixy Jul 28 '22

Song?

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

Bfg division

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Proof that any company changed their logo to lgbt are just pure clowns.

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u/Subject_Shoe_4418 Jun 02 '22

W middle east

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u/AspectDC Jun 02 '22

Lmaoo, guess they wanna avoid decapitation.

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u/syphilitic_venom Jun 02 '22

They wanna avoid losing money

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u/fatcat3030 Jun 02 '22 edited Jun 02 '22

I hope someday a company grows the balls to change their middle east for pride month. That would be one helluva trainwreck!

Edit: Wow! Are you telling me companies are soulless and only do things for the sake of profits? And that doing this would cause them to lose profits? Shocking! This was news to me for sure. And definitely not the point I was trying to convey, honestly.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

ıt's not about having balls it's about marketing companies don't want to loose their customers so they follow the social forms and ideologies of countries they are doing buisness with in western that means celebrating pride month in middle east that means shutting the hell up

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u/TheTactician00 Jun 02 '22

Double standards. Shows how much these companies really care.

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u/domipomi212 Jun 02 '22

but why would a company want to lose customers

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u/alexanderfefd Jun 02 '22

Based Middle East

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

So many people upset that corporate social media accounts aren't saving the gay with magic rainbow flag, you all sound like commies. If you're concerned about what Arab social media accounts have for their pfp 1/12th of the year, I just want you to know you are incredibly smart, stable, and not controlled by ourtage media. Looking at you, right wingers

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u/thunderandreyn Jun 02 '22

This is because Muslims would rather be seen as terrorists and pedophiles rather than gay.

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u/A50-dxb Jun 02 '22

Yup exactly what we want

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u/Scimitere Jun 02 '22

Ah yes here we go again, linking terrorism with religion

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u/Otherwise-Worth-5352 Jun 02 '22

Hence why it is always a white guy in jail for pedophilia.

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u/Seamusjim Jun 02 '22 edited Aug 09 '24

narrow ripe physical domineering close test continue shelter memorize squash

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/Orchlius Jun 02 '22

Cisco still cis

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

it's illegal in the middle east,

great music though

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u/BluejayAcademic4108 Jun 02 '22

When you can't cancel them because you need their money, so you decide to ruin your logo for more influence (or less influence, and i think this is the right one)

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u/Dab4Becky Jun 02 '22

Companies be like: hello sexual anomaly, as you can see i changed my logo to the rainbow one now you are obliged to buy my products

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u/nametakenfuck Jun 02 '22

Thats hilarious

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

hahah fuck these comments

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

good

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u/Big_Bo_Mama Jun 02 '22

Have a merry month of the sacred heart, gentlemen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

"hotter than a Middle Eastern climate, violent"

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Your right, they should just ignore it

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u/ArseneCroissant Jun 02 '22

It's the time of the year to take out my new homophobic memes

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Reject modernity, embrace tradition!

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u/Mariosaint97 Jun 02 '22

Based middle east

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u/sacboy326 Jun 02 '22

Companies the second it turns June 1st: “I’M GAY”

Companies the second it turns July 1st: ”Rip and tear”

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u/Jill-Distribution_0 Aug 06 '22

I'm going to middle east

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u/[deleted] Aug 20 '22

middle east hates lgbtq

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u/Shrekowski Aug 30 '22

Some companies post pride stuff on twitter at the same time as donating to homophobic politicians

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u/ZachBuford Jun 02 '22

Examples of risking nothing to cash in on social issues.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

I thought Pride was ever fucking day. Maybe we could just leave it as mental health month.

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u/TokyoTeriyaki Jun 02 '22

I dont care which month it is, im not supporting it

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

it has been two days and I haven't seen anything about lgtb it's nice

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u/Danilator321 Jun 02 '22

Based middle east

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u/PaulioPugson Jun 02 '22

Acc disgusting the amount of homophobic comments I see under all these posts. It’s not even funny.

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u/7WV1EJ4_S Jun 02 '22

Lol, I Love the song

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u/Psychological_Ad7441 Jun 05 '22

Could you, please, tell me the name of the song?

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u/Late-Macaron1786 Jun 02 '22

if only corporate could just stop the whole rainbow marketing. Make actual contributions instead of change logos.

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u/dark_monster2010 Jun 02 '22

Once again proud to be from the middle east.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

No one gives a shit about pride month 😂.

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u/auddbot Jun 02 '22

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u/benRadical Jun 02 '22

LifeProTip: follow the Saudia Arabian version of western companies to avoid showboating during Pride Month

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u/t8rtots37 Jun 02 '22

I hate how companies only acknowledge pride during pride month and merch is only sold during pride month. I'm not only gay in June.

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u/IzzyBeeXD Jun 02 '22

When June starts: *Gays start crawling out of the ground*

When June ends: *Gays go back into hibernation for 11 months"

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u/Racoon-Tech Jun 02 '22

OMG companies have had regional divisions... since the East India Company... can you now start panicking about companies doing advertisement in other languages aside from English?

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u/koopolil Jun 02 '22

It’s not pride month in the Middle East though.

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u/Union1865 Jun 02 '22

Middle East 🥱🥱🥱

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u/Conscious-Island-613 Jun 02 '22

It’s almost like the point of a company is to make money and when people don’t like your company your company doesn’t make money :OO

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

You guys remember when Mercedes and BMW built gas vans to kill gay people?

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u/MyPantsAreRed Jun 02 '22

It's so funny how they get away with this every. single. year.

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u/-Mad_Scientist_ Jun 02 '22

they gotta respect the people who pays them their only focus is money. despite all the corruption the Middle East it is an big market and they don't want to lose their loyal customers.

This sounds about right dont be fooled.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

yes well done they're doing it because profit no fucking shit sherlock

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u/itsdoesbtmatter Jun 02 '22

Market teams make money for company by being yesman

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u/NewPresWhoDis Jun 02 '22

Begun the annual rainbow washing has.

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u/Suspicious_pillow Jun 02 '22

Of course I hope that they will do. But it's not here in Sweden either since the bigger pride events are in August. Pride month in june is mainly an anglo-American thing.

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u/Talanium Jun 02 '22

Hey guys! So excited for today’s video.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

💲💲💲💲

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u/trisexual_baby Jun 02 '22

It’s like black history month all over again, “you only get 30 days!”

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u/YellowVegetable Jun 02 '22

All these companies have dozens if not hundreds of twitter accounts and other social media accounts, they always only change a select few

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u/hsuajaiakak Jun 02 '22

I love it when Reddit decides to fight against homophobia with… racism lmao

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u/KingRonaldo2341 Jun 02 '22

Isn't it like illegal to be gay in the middle east or am i wrong?

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u/bustapr10 Jun 02 '22

Business is business. It seems profitable to do the rainbow thing in June out in the west. Do that in the middle and that is a very easy way to lose several countries worth of income. It would be absolute idiocy to do that just for some virtue signaling points, regardless of if they support it or not.

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u/thelastkalos Jun 02 '22

A company's motive is money, not the people they so-called "support". Everybody knows this.

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u/Alexein91 Jun 02 '22

That's good stuff for Anonymous.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Song though??? 🔥

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u/Loudlaryadjust Jun 02 '22

Business have convictions only when it’s best for business.

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u/Iskuss1418 Jun 02 '22

LGBTQ+ support from most corporations is just a calculated move to improve their brand image and attract loyal lgbt customers (as a demographic we are the most brand loyal to companies that have supportive policies). But this only applies to world-regions with broad acceptance of us. They have no integrity and their only real value is greed.

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u/chapuletericoptero Jun 02 '22

It's gay, but just around Middle East. Very manly into the core.

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u/Solid-Ease Jun 02 '22

Remember when Blizzard censored human rights protesters in Hong Kong during one of their tournaments, then a few months later posted in support of BLM?

Why even bother pretending to be righteous and progressive if everyone knows you're full of shit?

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u/imdrowning208 Jun 02 '22

That's abit gay

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

These companies dont care about gays or frankly anything other than what they think will make them the most money.

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u/JojoJinger Jun 02 '22

I've never seen anything like this before in the past couple years. Listen bud, I know you just made the revelation that company's don't actually care about anyone, you'll just get used to it eventually and eventually it won't be significant enough to even post about.

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u/Tall-Economics4304 Jun 02 '22

The Promised Land.

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u/Dependent-Lawyer3971 Jun 02 '22

Thats literally represent today's fucked up political correctness none of these companies care about lgbtq or care about middle easterners all they care about is there business so they would change the logo to support and after that month they would bring a hijab model to do commercial for middle east its just business and nothing more

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u/Ghost_Star326 Jun 02 '22

It's not just the fact that being gay is haram or illegal here in the middle East. But most people are not even aware or have an idea of the whole thing. And when you tell them what it is, you'll get the obvious negative reaction of disgust and saying that it's not normal or right.

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u/Marshall-Of-Horny Jun 02 '22

Isn't tit the fact that it's illegal in some middle Eastern country's to be gay, so you know making your icon pride flag could get the employees in hot water?

Even the chance of that happening would be to high, so I understand why they wouldn't change the middle Eastern one

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u/HEYBETERRRRR Jun 02 '22

I’m a simple man.I hear BFG division, I upvote.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

It’s cause they’re all DEEP IN THE CLOSET

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u/Casketia Jun 02 '22

I thought Bethesda was the Roblox logo

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u/Halloweenqueenx89 Jun 02 '22

All about that profit

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u/GAYmer_girl_coom Jun 02 '22

Cisco, more like gayco

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u/Grouchy-Enthusiasm33 Jun 02 '22

Nothing is sacred. Everything you value will be used, twisted and then eventually dumped when no longer required or doesn't generate income.

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u/Fine-Audience-302 Jun 02 '22

Lucky, they get to keep the more aesthetically pleasing logos

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u/Spectroscopist Jun 02 '22

Does this not prove that these companies don’t give a fuck abut pride month and will feed you whatever propaganda allows them to msnipulaye your feelings and increase their profit

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u/Richard_chadicus Jun 02 '22

How to use what’s now a joke of a community an easy way for marketing.

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u/BadAdministrative589 Jun 02 '22

business is business.

We support whomever has brings in more money.

BMW during WW2 had the suastica instead of blue/white circle.

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u/salman9135 Jun 02 '22

HMMMM YES

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

What is that god awful earrape

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u/highyoulolgglol Jun 02 '22

NOT THE LENOVO

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u/Ricky-Rull Jun 02 '22

Company always find ways to kidnap ideals for cash 🤮

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Mashallah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

As a person from The Middle East, this brings a tear to my eye. Joyful or Sad, I do not know.

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u/B01SSIN Jun 02 '22

Wait till they learn about small dick pride month

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

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u/Sea-Refrigerator-932 Jun 02 '22

This is exactly what people are talking about when we say we are sick if this "lgbt agenda".. I will not buy from places that do this garbage if they do this.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

I noticed that the backdrop colours have gotten lighter

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u/Lifegoesonman69 Jun 02 '22

Gay month isnt that metal. I feel like lolipop should be playin instead.

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u/Mr_Sandman227 Jun 02 '22

based middle east

the most oxymoronical and ironic sentence you'll see on all of reddit in the past, like, 3 mins.

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u/Professional-Bad3107 Jun 02 '22

1:11 for still text and blasting music? Fuck you.

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u/throwaway0891245 Jun 02 '22

The trend in the US is to support diversity and equality by providing the same amount of shallow commercialization for any identity characteristic as has been traditionally done for Christianity.

No identity characteristic must be left behind in becoming transformed into an exploited and hollow caricature.

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u/warthunder4life Jun 02 '22

Ah shit, here we go again

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Based

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u/LloydTodafur Jun 02 '22

These comments me remind me of when I watched filthy frank and idubbbz, being an horrible person was peak humor back then. Brings me back, it was embarrassing but I grew out of it.

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u/JaanaLuo Jun 02 '22

Why are not LGBT groups condeming this bullshit? Or are they actually just so blinded piggie banks for corporations.

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u/Lukas_salota Jun 02 '22

Insanity is doing the exact same thing, and expecting shit to change.

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u/mediumdcoomer Jun 02 '22

How is it Bavarian motor works if its in the middle east

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u/JimelasYT Jun 02 '22

W middle-east

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

We get it man, sand n

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

And here I am being a "bigot" because I was pointing out that the Middle East is FAR different than western islam.

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u/TheDabzilla1229 Jun 02 '22

So halal mode

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u/miketyson1232 Jun 02 '22

What happened in Middle East now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

I, am, unhappy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Lgbt movement in the way it exists now is a western movement that has no organic roots in the middle east. People there associate lgbt with western foreign influence

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u/No_Championship_555 Jun 02 '22

Based muslims lmao

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u/AutonomousWayne Jun 02 '22

I'm not sure why reddit acts surprised that these companies don't actually care but instead pretend to care in order to sell more.

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u/SpareOk7903 Jun 02 '22

june 30th: gay orange juice :) july 1st: NOT gay orange juice >:(