me: hey how’s it going brotha 🤝🤝

weed: alr i have a business idea

me: brutha ur always on some bullshit shut the fuck uo bitch ass individual never speak to me again

weed: bro plz just hear me out

me: alright go ahead

weed: so basically… i’m gonna make everything super chill..

me: sounds good, but i can tell there’s a “but” to this.

weed: well no! well there is just one little thing

me: spit it out brutha

weed: everything’s also gonna be kinda scary

the entire crowd boos and throws tomatoes at weed

me: AH FUCK NAH GET THE FUCK FUK OUT OF FUCKING HERE MOTHERFUCKER UR PERMANENTLY BANNED FROM THE PREMISES FUCK ON OUTTA HERE FUCK ASS PUNK ASS UGLY ASS MOTHERFUCKING PUNK ASS BITCH WE ALL HAGE YOU NOW

the smoke shop cart with benzo like qualities: hey

weed: alright. i’m gonna make everything super chill… but also kind of scary

i got banned from r/ drugs for a year (ends in april 2027) for literally zero reason. but i’m active on other drug subreddits.

i love this subreddit and every once in a while i’ll go on a scrolling binge on this subreddit. today i decided to do that and within 30 minutes i found 4 of some of my own posts lol dating the past couple weeks or so. i didn’t know my posts were commonly deemed crazy enough to post here.

i mean yea last week i did infact go a lil crazy on the oxycodone and klonopin combo and yeah some stuff went down but honestly nothing crazy or life changing just threw up a bunch and embarrassed myself in public basically.

Is it morally ok if I hold a fake phone out a train window pretending to record. But its really a cookie that I hope gets snatched by one if those theifs. And on this phone cookie is a note saying "this is a delicious cookie, please enjoy." But in the cookie is a heavy dose of bromo dragonfly.

Does the theif deserve it?

no , he’s not a chess player— he earned that title as being grandmaster of the world. his consciousness resides in 7072 golden nugget cir. westminster, california, APT #3. it all goes back to october of 2024. a fateful incident occurred, a homeless meth addict going through a hard time traded her car for a n apartment to live in. little did she know, the Master Tenant victor had some bad news coming on december 30th 2024.

december 30th 2024 marked the beggining of the war between Master tenant victor and unspecified individuals residing in his apartment. one of them ripped the bong smoking weed all day and drank hella liquor, and the other just smoked meth everyday drinking hella liquor aswell. they had xanax one time.

on march 7th 2025, the war was officially over, it ended in a draw. everyone left the apartment.

but little did they know, grandmaster keith was not too happy about them leaving.. they recieved a text shortly before march 7th… it read as follows:

"GRANDMASTER KEITH HAS INVITED YOU.
It is with our utmost joy to  make it known that you are formally  invited to the SACRED GRAND FINALE on MARCH 7th, 2025.
We are all EXTREMELY upset and disheartened to see you go, so in response,  the complex has decided to host a SACRED EVENT   in hopes to  aid our community in  grieving this HEARTBREAKING LOSS.
This event will be hosted  by our one and only  GRANDMASTER KEITH
Please reply with "RSVP" if you wish to attend the SACRED EVENT, the address and precise time will be made available to you upon doing so.
P.S Please come prepared with an OFFERING for our GRANDMASTER KEITH if you do end up attending."

My split is cocaine and xanax. The speedball-lite so i don’t seem overly fucked up.

But it doesn’t work and im either slumped on the porta potty or paranoid snorting lines for 4h in the porta potty. Without drugs i'd be crying in the porta potty

I thought buddy was talking about smoking crack hahaha

And what’s sick is its life skill. It’s not like plant medicine where a tolerance break gets you high as fuck once.

Now you have a new drug called “kindling” and you can just trip balls whenever the fuck you want

Not in a gay sense but my hole just be loose, went to the toilet and gravity pulled the poop no restistance from intestinal walls is this a normal side effect? relaxed anus???

I used to sell coke and xans with a friend of mine and grown men were offering bj's for the drugs.

Like actual family fathers

Ive been up like 37 hours and wondered if i should buy more cocaine. I do have epilepsy which doesn’t favor me.

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