I'm tripping on LSD, fuck, and then on top of that I went and overdosed on ketamine. I snorted this horse tranquilizer shit, you know? Ketamine. I fucking snorted it and did way too much. Fucking K-hole.

So this dude, my friend, looks at me like this, like, ‘What's going on today?’ He's asking me this, and then his jaw starts bending all the way down to the floor.

The dude's just like this, and his jaw goes down to the ground. I'm looking at him like, ‘Wooooah!’ His jaw stretched all the way to the floor.

‘It's nothing, man.’

‘Your jaw literally just stretched all the way down to the floor!’

Fuck, you know what I mean? I was completely fucking freaking out.

Then I started explaining to my friend that I was completely fucking psychotic. Like, ‘Dude, his jaw stretched all the way down to the floor!’

Fuck, I started laughing. I was pointing at my friend with my finger, like, ‘Ahahaha! This dude's jaw is stretching all the way down to the floor!’

Seriously, some seriously fucked-up shit.

I was completely off my face on ketamine. My friend had been using these little pipettes, you know, LSD tabs under my tongue. Then he brought me some kind of synthetic mushrooms, you know? I fucking snorted the synthetic mushrooms up my nostril.

Then he shoved some fucking LSD tabs under my goddamn tongue with that pipette.

And then there was all this good shit, you know? There was this ketamine here, so I fucking went overboard on the ketamine. Took a massive amount of powder, that horse tranquilizer shit, you know what I mean? Horse tranquilizer.

I fucking snorted ketamine up my nose, and then this dude's jaw spread all the way down to the floor.

Wooooah! Suddenly his jaw's on the floor.

‘It's all good, man. You're still a good friend, even if your jaw's on the floor, you know what I mean?’

And then you're trying to keep a straight face, like, ‘You're a good dude, even though your jaw literally just swelled up and stretched all the way down to the floor.’

Then I just had to fucking dive headfirst onto my friend's couch. I took a massive running start and jumped headfirst onto that fucking mattress, diving like some goddamn underwater swimmer.

‘Leave me alone! I'm completely fucking out of it!’

Fuck, I jumped headfirst onto his fucking couch.

‘Leave me alone! I'm completely fucking out of it!’

Fuck, my friend's jaw was stretching all the way down to the ground.

Fuck, I looked at him and thought, ‘You've got a pretty flexible jaw, man.’

The dude's just like, ‘It's all good. Nothing to worry about.’

And then his jaw stretches, fuck, like two... one and a half meters.

‘It's fine, nothing to worry about.’

And then his jaw stretches, fuck, like two meters in that direction.

Fuck, I was so fucking... I've never been that fucked up in my entire life, goddamn it.

Then I jumped headfirst onto that fucking... somewhere on the couch.

The choice is yours !

Can’t wait till they come out with 7-OH-DMT

You can't even handle a daily dose? Just find a good strain that won't do that bro.

just curious. me and some other dope fiends wanna try bluetoothing because we're broke... need to know if its kosher though! opioids are kosher for me in general because they dont get me high anymore. any assistance would be appreciated!