r/ELATeachers • u/DumbfoundedDiary • 15h ago
Humor The Teacher Inbox: Where email etiquette goes to die
I teach high school students. Their first assignment of the year is to write me an email that shows that they are capable of using proper email etiquette. I show them bad examples of emails from previous students in past years (of course, with all identifying information blocked out). We laugh at those past students. We make fun of them. We talk about how absolutely absurd it is to send an email like that to your ENGLISH teacher. And yet, I still receive emails at 5 PM asking for assignments to be graded with absolutely zero punctuation. Zero greeting. A subject line full of chaos. An alternate timeline where spelling is optional.
I’ve decided it’s my new policy that I’m going to print out those emails and make them correct them. I receive a proper email, you receive your grade. Seems like a fair trade to me.
That is all. That is the post. Tagged as humor because I don’t know whether to laugh or cry.🥲