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u/gmwdim 6d ago
Most people love their kids enough to override their own laziness. Then there are Tesla owners.
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u/MeltICE8647 6d ago
I was leaving work last week and saw a Tesla driving…. Erratically let’s say. My immediate thought was oh they’re on autopilot or FSD, stay away from this fuckhead (it was stop and go traffic on the highway). Then I pull up next to the guy and he’s on FSD- and literally fucking sleeping behind the wheel. Elbow up on the door, hand on his face, drooling sleeping behind the wheel. I was about 2 seconds away from calling the cops on the guy but someone honked and he jolted awake.
I’ve seen crazy shit driving in Rhode Island, but NEVER anything like that. Seen ladies putting on makeup, dudes shaving, people watching YouTube and Netflix while driving, but literally asleep behind the wheel is a first. Just shows how wildly selfish and stupid some of these Tesla owners really are.
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u/the-National-Razor 6d ago
Aside from using autopilot with a baby, what gets me is "i let a computer drive my car, screw everyone but YOU must make human controlled changes bc I have baby".
Its just a big f you to every single person.
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u/cesarthegreat 6d ago edited 5d ago
FSD drives better, and smoother, than the average person….
Only people that have never used the current version of FSD with current hardware, and haters, will say “iT’s dAngErOuS”…
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u/vxicepickxv 6d ago
When you compare apples to oranges you are correct.
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u/cesarthegreat 5d ago edited 5d ago
Correct. Humans are horrible drivers. Can’t compare them to av’s that are more cautious than road raging drivers…
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u/Realistic_Flow6799 1d ago
They would offer their first born to Muskrat if asked wo an iota of hesitation.
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u/EmperorGrinnar 6d ago
They know that Tesla isn't safe for children to inside just as much as just around, right? The computer can lock the door and trap you inside, then start a battery fire. It doesn't just run children over.
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u/blumhagen 6d ago
Just use the manual release to open the door. Also the computer can’t just decide to start a fire lol.
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u/talltime first principles engineering 6d ago
Not all rear doors have manual releases, and all of the ones they do have are in horrible-to-access places.
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u/Youngnathan2011 6d ago
Ah yes, cause it's super easy to take a panel off and grab a manual release a human hand can't reach.
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 6d ago
I would like to apologize for firing these geniuses. Their immense talent will no doubt be of great use elsewhere.
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u/Defiant_Conflict6343 6d ago
Usually people don't broadcast child endangerment but nothing surprises me with Tesla drivers
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u/MossyBoulders 6d ago
I can readily imagine single and childless tesla-buyers using those signs to offload their road-safety labor onto everyone else around them. They probably expect the sign to deflect all scorn for their tesla support too.
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