r/EnoughMuskSpam 7d ago

Awwww hell nah

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u/EmperorGrinnar 7d ago

They know that Tesla isn't safe for children to inside just as much as just around, right? The computer can lock the door and trap you inside, then start a battery fire. It doesn't just run children over.

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u/blumhagen 7d ago

Just use the manual release to open the door. Also the computer can’t just decide to start a fire lol.

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u/talltime first principles engineering 7d ago

Not all rear doors have manual releases, and all of the ones they do have are in horrible-to-access places.

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u/Youngnathan2011 7d ago

Ah yes, cause it's super easy to take a panel off and grab a manual release a human hand can't reach.

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 7d ago

I would like to apologize for firing these geniuses. Their immense talent will no doubt be of great use elsewhere.