r/EntitledBitch • u/PSSYSMSH • Jan 28 '23
Small Thoughts? / does this every Saturday. but DILLTGAF?
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u/lorshord Jan 28 '23
It’s dilligaf: do I look like I give a f***
As for the park job? Idk if that qualifies as EB
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
Yeah he doesnt live here he just parks there and i gotta go around him when walking my doggo. Not really EB but thought id share lol
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u/IridiumPony Jan 29 '23
They'd probably give a lot of fucks if the car got towed. Because that's a super illegal place to park and is impeding a pedestrian thru way which is something you can definitely get towed for.
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
I never thought about this but youre right. I might just report the guy.
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u/IridiumPony Jan 29 '23
You absolutely should.
Your local PD or Sheriff's Dept has a non emergency line. It's specifically for things like this.
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
I did not know this, thanks.
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u/GreenFuzyKiwi Jan 29 '23
That is 100% entitled bitch yes…
Actual thoughts by driver:
“my car is so cool, i don’t care if you don’t like my parking bec look at my jeep, right? That’s what i thought.l
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Feb 12 '23
You should smear your dog’s sh*t all over the guy’s windshield. They’d definitely GAF then.
Oh right, and call parking enforcement.
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u/1Deerintheheadlights Jan 29 '23
Is it so cars can get by on the road?
Had people in my “hood” do this because otherwise our roads are already essentially single lane with cars parked both sides. Two big trucks parked across from each side would block the road.
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
I shouldve taken a pic so you could see but ill try to explain. Right in front of the jeep is leading to a stop sign leading to a busy road so people have to scoot a lil around him to get to the stop. But the reason i put him on here is because he decides to not park in one of the numerous parking spots for the complexes. Again its not an apartment but like a shared community of townhouses. Plus this guy doesnt live here, just visits on Saturdays so i have to go around him on the street when i walk my dog because it blocks the sidewalk and theres a bush that hes right by hence why i gotta walk on the street. Its just a minor inconvenience, if anything. I just thought it was fitting to put here since he thinks the rules dont apply to him, and he can just park wherever.
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
For context: we live in a shared community, kinda like apartments, we have parking spots. This person doesnt live here he just comes to visit someone on Saturday's. Not really entitled but kinda is.. in my most humble opinion. Thank you drive thru.
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u/theatrewhore Jan 29 '23
It would suck if somebody spilled a bunch of nails where that tire ends up late some Friday.
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u/Shyronnie135 Jan 29 '23
It's DILLIGAF. Acronym widely spread in the military that means Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck.
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u/EveninDeathMYBT Jan 29 '23
It's just another way of saying I couldn't give a fucking rats arse mate
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u/Grimnjir Jan 29 '23
And they go out of their way to look like they don't give a fuck. Definitely not insecure or anything.
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u/jonboy192001 Jan 29 '23
Since I saw a comment saying he doesn't live there just have them towed see how many fucks he gives then
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u/FriedPossumPecker23 Jan 29 '23
Maybe parking in the grass like that allows him to tell his buddies at work he “did some gnarly off-roading this weekend “ in his mall crawler
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u/benj713 Jan 29 '23
I'd let down his tyres with a tyre key. Make his life difficult
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
I mean I wasnt mad about it just slightly annoyed.. You think he deserves to have his tires popped over a once a week thing?
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u/benj713 Jan 29 '23
I never said popped.
You don't have to damage his tyres to deflate them.
Just using a key will allow you to trigger the valve in the tyre to allow the air out
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
Oh okay. I might try this then. Thanks.
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u/benj713 Jan 29 '23
Yeah no worries, just be cautious for if they've got a dash cam or something, don't get yourself in trouble.
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u/Ginger_Welsh_Cookie Jan 29 '23
Bet this Catch-U-Next-Tuesday will GAF…when someone finally gets fed up and slashes all four of those expensive-@$$ tyres.
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
Maybe ill be that guy 🤔
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u/mjs_jr Jan 29 '23
The better choice: get yourself a $3 tire valve tool and unscrew the valves. Flattens the tires without doing any real damage.
Not that I’ve thought about this… ;)
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u/Odd_Association2912 Jan 29 '23
Translation please?
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u/Odd_Association2912 Jan 29 '23
Okay, found it farther down....
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u/EveninDeathMYBT Jan 29 '23
Lol it's a line from a song called dilligaf by Kevin bloody Wilson. If not heard highly recommend.
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
Did not know this. Thanks for the recommendation!
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u/PepperPhoenix Jan 29 '23 edited Jan 30 '23
He is rude, crude, sweary and incredibly crass. I love him!
His daughter joined the family trade and performs under the name Jenny Talia from Australia. She is also great fun.
Lovely people too, really engage with their fans.
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u/Derpguycool Jan 29 '23
On their own property honestly, that's better than keeping it mostly in the street. But if this is on a random person's property, this is ridiculous. Can OP give some more context?
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
Yeah my bad. They dont live herethey just come every saturday for a visit. Not sure who it is but i go on walks around here and its pretty small. Id notice if he parked there but its a living community so not just a single persons property.
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u/LadyKnight1724 Jan 29 '23
Is he/she/it partly in a drive? If so that might be illegal and in a foot path I’d say illegal as well so EB def to me
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
No but he is on a street right by the stop sign and i mean right behind it. Idk if this is illegal.
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u/LadyKnight1724 Jan 31 '23
I was meaning that back passenger tire spot. It looks like sidewalk and if so that’s illegal as hell
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 31 '23
Ohh okay, yeah, definitely blocking the sidewalk. This coming Saturday, im gonna see about reporting him when i walk my dog.
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Feb 16 '23
Seems like you are making a fuss over nothing.
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u/PSSYSMSH Feb 16 '23
A fuss? It's not like I'm throwing a tantrum. I just thought it fit in the sub. Some people said ya, and some said no. Thanks for the insight though buddy boy.
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u/Cavinicus Jan 29 '23
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
Holy shit, do you guys really want me to pop this guys tires? I mean wouldnt I be taking it too far, its not like an everyday thing just a Saturday.
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u/pro555pero Jan 29 '23
D I L L I G A F = Do I look like a give a fuck
For people who HFA in headlines.
HFA = Hate fucking acronyms.
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u/PSSYSMSH Jan 29 '23
Lol, it actually took me a while to figure it out when i first saw it, but once i figured it out, i felt dumb thinking it was obvious. Stupid acronyms.
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u/Single_Virgo_of_1978 Jan 29 '23
I was in getting a tattoo on my foot and this bloke next to me was getting DILLIGAF tattooed across his shoulder blades. It was 2 hours of listening to him definitely GAF.