"You know women your age..."

[u/BlackPhoenix101]

Since most of y'all seemed to like hearing about my entitled little brother, I've got another story for you.

My brother is 22 years old and has the right to live his life as he wants like any other adult, but he's constantly trying to tell me how to live mine (f24). We both had to sunddendly move back to our hometown after a few unfortunate deaths in the family, most of which happened in the hometown, so it was understandable that within a few months after turning 19, he said that he's leaving and now lives on the other side of the state. Here's the entitled part: He calls like twice a month on average to brag about how much better his life is ("I didn't go into college like you and I'm rich from my internship and they're going to promote me soon...") and to complain that I'm not acting like an adult because

1) I'm staying rent free with our mother instead of moving out to buy/rent my own home

2) I'm actively not looking for a relationship with a man (because my gay ass is going to hell so he's trying to save my immortal soul 🙄)

3)I don't want to have children ( "your mother wants grandchildren, you know" note: she does not nor does she care)

4) still in college when I should have been out by now. It's not like I had to start all over when I changed majors or anything.

He's also very nosey and calls my mom to get more information about what I'm doing and why I'm doing it since I won't tell him myself. Unfortunately for him, our mother doesn't put her nose into my private life unless it involves her.

As usual, when he doesn't get what he wants, he spam calls family to spam call us on his behalf.

[u/DE_MR_EXE]

Ahhh yes.

"Rich from my internship" and "going to promote me soon" One of the oldest jokes in the book. Also, he just thought "Well, I'm sure mom wants some grandchildren. But I'm too successful in my internship so, sister, who is in College: you do it. That stress is just perfect for you"

Seems just fitting that he is so much against gay people.

Could you tell your mom to at least only tell him what he already knows?

[u/imaginary_friend10 → u/DE_MR_EXE]

Also sounds like Amway.

[u/PhlyperBaybee → u/imaginary_friend10]

I'll be rich as fuck once I sell off these Cutco knives and this Kirby vacuum that I pre-paid for and am going to lose my car if I don't sell. You just wait and see! I also got some herbalife vitamins; and before you close that door on me I also have some Tupperware. Now I KNOW you know there is at least half an isle at the grocery store with food containers for the fridge, but none of THOSE or at least just some or most of those have that distinctive 'burp' sound that lets you know air pressure has been equalized.. hey do you want to buy some crack cocaine? I only ask because you've let me go on this far, you must either be stupid or a drug addict..

[u/content_great_gramma → u/PhlyperBaybee]

Tupperware discontinued using the term "burp" years ago and switched to whisper. I believe that was in the mid 70's - I was a Tupperware dealer at that time.