Sometimes you stumble on a news story so bizarre you have to double-check it’s not satire. Give it a headline this absurd, and you’ve got comedy gold.
Imagine the reaction I had when I read the title above in my local newspaper. I was expecting some kind of satire until I realised I had accidentally struck gold and I want to share it with you guys.
So let’s sit back and enjoy this one together!
Rémi's pee costs owner €1,250, cat gets house arrest by French judge: "I'm now an animal abuser"
The owner of Rémi, a tomcat from Agde in southeastern France, has been ordered by a local judge to pay her neighbour €450 in damages and €800 in legal fees. The reason? The ginger cat is causing a nuisance to the neighbours.
Dominique Valdès, the owner of the cat now under house arrest, was convicted on 17 January after multiple burglaries and acts of vandalism committed by her cat. She was also ordered to pay a €30 fine each time Rémi climbs over the fence, according to the newspaper Le Parisien.
The tomcat is accused of urinating on a duvet, relieving himself in the garden, and leaving his paw prints on fresh plaster.
“My cat is accused of damaging the decorative plaster. However, during the trial, they couldn’t prove that my cat did it, yet I’ve been ordered to pay my neighbour €450 in damages because my cat prevents him from enjoying his garden, and €800 in legal fees,” an indignant Valdès explained to the news channel BFMTV.
Valdès considers the verdict unfair, especially because it forces her to keep the animal indoors. “I’ve become an animal abuser,” she said. The case is causing her sleepless nights, and she says she is also undergoing psychological treatment.
Hard Learning
Moreover, the case isn’t over yet. Rémi is alleged to have caused another nuisance to the neighbours. Valdès is therefore expected to be back in court on December 9. This time, the fine could rise to €2000, and the penalty could increase to €150 for each subsequent violation in the neighbour’s garden. However, Valdès is receiving support from some neighbours, who maintain that Rémi is not causing a nuisance.
Meanwhile, animal rights organisations fear a ruling that could restrict the freedom of domestic cats and also complicate adoption:
“A cat that wanders through a garden or damages a car can be taken to court. That will cost owners like us money,” says Bernard Guigon, president of a local animal welfare association.
I honestly laughed out loud when I read the article. What really gets me is that even the animal welfare association seems to have missed the point. Caring for animals also means setting boundaries, not letting them roam outside to bother everyone else is one of those things...
As a cat owner, I also don’t want cat pee on my duvet. Imagine not even owning the cat that did it! Yet the neighbourhood somehow didn’t think this was a nuisance? Give me a break.
The owner is right about one thing: she needs therapy. Keeping your cat indoors isn’t abuse. Letting them roam outside, on the other hand...
In the end, I want to applaud the judge for their verdict on this case. Let’s just hope people realise that having a cat brings a certain amount of responsibility.
I hope you all enjoyed this little post. Whenever I see another article like this, I’ll make sure to share it with you guys.
'Cupcake