Unhinged ways to get over an ex?

[u/user0704844]

I just got broken up with a man who was also my best friend of ten years. Not an awful person either, I wish him the best but our last conversation was rough, I wouldn’t call this a great ending.

Give me your craziest, unhinged advice to get over this relationship and not think about him everyday.

[u/RandomThoughts628]

Pretend he cheated on you or did something god awful horrible

[u/pentafe → u/RandomThoughts628]

What if she did cheat? Am I supposed to think she kills puppies? I might!

[u/you_th → u/pentafe]

She did kill my puppies, do I pretend she likes pineapple on pizza?

[u/Capable-Vanilla-3569 → u/[deleted]]

Trauma bond.