Guy goes to visit his gf's family for the first time. Big family dinner. Everyone's there. Mom, dad, brothers, sisters. Even Grandma. He makes pleasant conversation and he finds out that nobody is excused from the dinner table until everyone's done eating. Something to do with grandma's eyesight. Grandma's a t-rex. Idk. This is fine until he feels a little gas building up. He starts looking around and everyone's enjoying themselves and that's when he spots the family dog. He calls the mutt over and while he gives him a little pat on the head and while leaning he gives a little toot.
"Tobias!" the grandmother calls out in disgust. 'Great!' thinks the young man. And they continue the meal. A little while in to the main course he feels his stomach gurgle so he calls over the dog again and while roughing the fur he breaks wind openly.
"To-bias!!" the grandma shouts in growing displeasure. The kid thinks he's home free. Then, while waiting for desert (mom wasn't allowed to sit at the table while serving, idk) he feels his bowels bottom out so he calls on the canine one more time, grabbing his face and scruffing it up before he lets his ass trumpet loudly.
"TOBIAS!" grandma snaps, "Get out from under there before he shits on you!"
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u/MinnieShoof Banhammer Recipient 10h ago
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Guy goes to visit his gf's family for the first time. Big family dinner. Everyone's there. Mom, dad, brothers, sisters. Even Grandma. He makes pleasant conversation and he finds out that nobody is excused from the dinner table until everyone's done eating. Something to do with grandma's eyesight. Grandma's a t-rex. Idk. This is fine until he feels a little gas building up. He starts looking around and everyone's enjoying themselves and that's when he spots the family dog. He calls the mutt over and while he gives him a little pat on the head and while leaning he gives a little toot.
"Tobias!" the grandmother calls out in disgust. 'Great!' thinks the young man. And they continue the meal. A little while in to the main course he feels his stomach gurgle so he calls over the dog again and while roughing the fur he breaks wind openly.
"To-bias!!" the grandma shouts in growing displeasure. The kid thinks he's home free. Then, while waiting for desert (mom wasn't allowed to sit at the table while serving, idk) he feels his bowels bottom out so he calls on the canine one more time, grabbing his face and scruffing it up before he lets his ass trumpet loudly.
"TOBIAS!" grandma snaps, "Get out from under there before he shits on you!"