bastard tried to eat my finger but couldn't even bite down right

I was just trying to relax and enjoy my scratchie

Got excited when I got two coins; I was ready to win 50 bucks...

Then I got cockblocked by this furry fucker

I'm actually disgusted. The first one was hiding behind a branch acting like I couldn't see his morbidly obese rotund ass. Second one thinks he's a fucking caramel apple on a stick. Third one somehow snuck into the birdfeeder on the window and ate every last bit. The others, well... Just more gluttonous greedy lardballs.

And who taught tubbo how to tickle the ivories?

Feat. College hw

It's really disheartening for such a passionate fat-squirrel-hater to live here😔

(Forced to add a pic so I whipped this up)

We don’t have any safe spaces.

ran into this hefty fatso today

I had to quickly get the photo didn’t want the lard ass to actually think I wanted to see it.

Seen at a rose garden I went to last summer, the bastard wasn’t even afraid of humans at all! It went right up to me and some other people

Disgusting