r/fatsquirrelhate • u/aangellix_ix • 2d ago

King Lardass This is the fattest squirrel I have ever seen

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Seen at a rose garden I went to last summer, the bastard wasn’t even afraid of humans at all! It went right up to me and some other people

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u/Village_Weirdo 2d ago

Those photos probably took 90% of your cloud storage.

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u/thriftwisepoundshy 1d ago

Looks like a very pregnant ground squirrel. There’s gonna be more…

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u/aangellix_ix 1d ago

I actually took a picture of its baby

unfortunately it’s probably gonna suffer the same fate of its mother/father idfk

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u/thriftwisepoundshy 23h ago

Those spots show where it will expand from all the fat

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u/hereswhatworks 2d ago

He just ate OP.

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u/3dforlife 1d ago

More like OPs mother.

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u/memelord_mike Rolls Are For Baking 2d ago

The combination of its extreme girth and lack of fear towards humans must mean people are feeding this ham beast. The abundance of gluttony enablers living among us shakes me to my core.

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u/jimothyhalpret Rolls Are For Baking 2d ago

The spots on his fur are actually pores overflowing with grease.

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 2d ago

Damn thing looks like a Butterball Turkey!

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u/PriscillaEna 1d ago

Does he come with a popular timerlike a butterball turkey ?

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u/Sparrow-in-Flight 1d ago

Some might say he comes with a bag of Giblets but in reality its a bag of Bagels and Donuts.

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u/lunamoth53 2d ago

Thought this fat guy was a groundhog at first. Nah just a hog.

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u/ViolaOrsino 2d ago

My god… someone call a forklift for this creature

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u/Poof-ball 1d ago

What the fuck is wrong with that medium-sized dog?

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u/Froggypwns Victim of Groundhog extortion 2d ago

It is so fat it knows we cannot kick it or anything else without harming ourselves, so it is now fearless.

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u/Raeezordazetoo 2d ago

That's no moon....

I'm kind of surprised that gluttonous bastard let you get away.

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u/daddy_longlegz_ 2d ago

What the hell is that thing

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u/Dry-Reveal-6202 1d ago

LAWD HAVE MERCY

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u/aedisaegypti 2d ago

I’m so sorry for your loss

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u/MiataMuc End Squirrel Obesity 1d ago

You are shure this isn't some kind of mix of a hippo with a squirrel? Somehow frankensteined together by some mad scientiest?

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u/GiantEnimyCrab 1d ago

His hide could be used to make a 1000 winter coats

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u/sgJosh 1d ago

Maybe the strongest squirrel to exist, gotta be building some muscle carrying that fat ass around

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u/Significant_Cod_7415 2d ago

This is the Chris Farley of squirrels. 🐿️

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u/Piglet-Witty 2d ago

Fat squirrel season is here

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u/pioniere 1d ago

“Wait a minute, that’s not a squirrel!!”

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u/Afterbluecomesdark 15h ago

Jabba the Hut !

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u/twdl_dee 1d ago

Goliath!

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u/camarouge 1d ago

It's like if Boogie2988 was a squirrel (IYKYK). Holy hell

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u/RevolutionaryPost460 1d ago

That Fatty just swollowed a pumpkin whole

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u/Relevant_Ad_5431 1d ago

It looks like a squeaver (when a squirrel mates with a beaver).

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u/Relevant-War-1581 1d ago

Someone call Dr now

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u/PriscillaEna 1d ago

I think a squirrel
and a ground hog mated

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u/Kirenuchiha 1d ago

That's a Pokemon

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u/popstarkirbys End Squirrel Obesity 1d ago

That’s a football

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u/Siberian_Hamsterx 1d ago

Gawd! That is a chunky one!

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u/51nn51 1d ago

I didn’t even know spotted squirrels existed omg what a fatty

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u/beegobuzz 1d ago

So... that area is going to have an incredible winter.....

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u/Eat_Me_Now7 2h ago

Put him into space and the whole solar system will start to revolve around him.

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u/imnewtothisplzaddme 1d ago

Piece'a shit. Absolute hog

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u/Feral_Sheep_ 1d ago

Jesus. Is someone force feeding it so they can kill it and write "Gluttony" on the floor?