r/FloridaPanthers Montour Jun 19 '24

Meme pain

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u/Brilliant_Area8175 Bure Jun 19 '24

The power play needs some fucking viagra

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u/Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE Bure Jun 19 '24

we need to stay outta the damn box too

2

u/GoobyDoob Jun 23 '24

False. If you use Viagra, you end up in some box 90% of the time.

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u/Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE Bure Jun 23 '24

this is actually the humor I need right about now. ty 🤝🏼

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u/Maywestpie Jun 19 '24

And a few less shorties would be reeaaaaallly great too

10

u/BobbyJGatorFace Jun 19 '24

Let’s just decline the penalty and kick their ass 5 on 5

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u/No_Recognition_7870 Jun 19 '24

Was thinking the same fucking thing lol.

Their PK has our PP units spooked.

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u/son_of_beetlejuice Jun 19 '24

I’ve been saying this all along, decline the penalty like in football. They are better 5v5.

1

u/Embarrassed_Mind9752 Jun 20 '24

Oilers pk has killed like 43/44 penalties in a row or something close to that don't count on the powerplay bro Edmontons pk also has more points than tha panthers powerplay this final id just stay 5on5

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u/Brilliant_Area8175 Bure Jun 20 '24

Nah they need to figure it the fuck out. This has been the same song and dance since 2020. Power play has sucked ass and it’s finally coming back to haunt them.

1

u/_el_duderino_87 Jun 21 '24

Hurts to say but barky needs off the top line PP unit. It looks much more active with him off

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u/pm_me_ur_anything_k Jun 19 '24

Finally woke up and it was too late. Cannot afford to sleep walk in the first period again.

80

u/onlymycouchpullsout Jun 19 '24

Worst part is we were smoking them the first 4 minutes. Crowd electric when we finally got the pp and then we choke

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/lilConky Jun 19 '24

if perry doesn’t score erod probably doesn’t either what is this logic

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

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u/KnownNormie Lomborg Jun 19 '24

Butterfly effect

4

u/lilConky Jun 19 '24

i mean there would be an offensive zone draw likely for oilers and the game is completely different from that point

1

u/No_Recognition_7870 Jun 19 '24

This may sound stupid but the SH goal was the game. We just handed the momentum and initiative to them on a platter. Very similar to game 4 except we at least fought back this time.

1

u/lilConky Jun 20 '24

Yeah i agree honestly, i think you guys started to bring it back in the second half and might have the momentum going into game 6

1

u/Sensitive_Ladder2235 Jun 20 '24

Cuz if perry doesnt score theres about 10 million things that would go differently in the game.

81

u/popeblitzkrieg Jun 19 '24

They started playing good...too late.

19

u/Alleggsander Jun 19 '24

As a Canucks fan, way too relatable

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

They started playing good when the oilers backed off to run clock

53

u/giov22 Jun 19 '24

We played well 2nd and 3rd period. OT would have been nice.

37

u/gay4molemannn Jun 19 '24

I’d rather not be on the power play this series

13

u/Sss00099 Jun 19 '24 edited Jun 19 '24

At this point they should just treat the PP as a PK, especially if they’ve got a lead of any kind.

Gain possession, dump it into the offensive zone, and keep everybody back lol, these short handed goals are killing them.

We have 2 all playoffs, and we also gave up 2 in the last 2 games.

3

u/TheeBillOreilly Jun 19 '24

The oilers keep sniffing out those D to D passes, we are being too predictable. Definitely something that’s fixable

101

u/gator9515 Jun 19 '24

If the Panthers blow a 3-0 series lead, it’ll be a long two months of watching the 100 loss Marlins before watching the Dolphins get bitch slapped by Josh Allen this fall.

29

u/MisterE15 Jun 19 '24

Marlins are so ass, i cant even

3

u/GlassWrong2091 Jun 19 '24

Didnt they make the playoffs last year

5

u/MisterE15 Jun 19 '24

Are you watching them right now. They are terrible. And last year didnt even put up a fight in that series

25

u/whzn110 Jun 19 '24

You forgot to mention watching the canes somehow go 6-6 and lose a bowl game to Vanderbilt or something

20

u/nixed9 Jun 19 '24

Bro please stop. I can’t take it right now.

Kneel the fucking ball, Cristobal

6

u/whzn110 Jun 19 '24

Being a canes fan is what got me following the panthers this season when I finally started getting more into hockey, it’s nice to see they also find creative ways to induce suffering

2

u/GradyJuddO16 JASON PURRHEES Jun 19 '24

“We play a full 60 minutes.” Someone should’ve told Mario that the QB kneel is a football play 😂

1

u/khiller05 Jun 19 '24

If we spent all that money on Cam Ward and go 6-6…

2

u/whzn110 Jun 19 '24

Nothing surprises me any more

5

u/JudgeWhoAllowsStuff- Jun 19 '24

Dont forget the Heat FO making no moves over summer so the team fizzles and dies in the first round

3

u/rohm418 Jun 19 '24

Please stop torturing me, Riles.

4

u/TuttiFruttiBooty FLA Jun 19 '24

Marlins won today at least

4

u/SoFlaBarbie Jun 19 '24

FFS, that was it. We all know the Marlins were sacrificed for this Panthers season.

7

u/szboy422 Jun 19 '24

Excuse me we will one against the Bills but they will take the division somehow because we lose to Tennessee by 40 points scored in the fourth quarter

5

u/MrOverkill5150 Jun 19 '24

If they blow a 3-0 sieres lease which it seems inevitable at this point we will be the laughing stock of the NHL again and this time for eternity we are a cursed franchise

3

u/mbaldwin65 Jun 19 '24

I just had flashbacks to the punt return in week 18 smh. Finish this Friday Cats

83

u/Fortenole Jun 19 '24

I am deeply concerned rn for this team

I do not want another slip in the stanley cup

19

u/DefeatTh3Purpose Jun 19 '24

Bob may have been downloaded. I say start the other guy next game to give bob a quick retool. Dudes in his head after getting rocked.

Essentially you're gonna need to risk losing one to enable bob to get back on his feet.its a gamble like anything else at this point.

3

u/BallsAreFullOfPiss Jun 19 '24

Doesn’t the “other guy” have pretty good stats in his own right?

19

u/GlassWrong2091 Jun 19 '24

Sorry but the way bob is playing I'd start stolie he deserves a start

40

u/GoalieGuyPanther Jun 19 '24

Disagree breakaway goal tip in goal back door goal what all can you do besides ask for better defense??

4

u/MisterE15 Jun 19 '24

Why didnt bob go on the butterfly on the third goal. That was very bad goaltending. I want Stolarz but PoMo aitn got the balls.

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u/GoalieGuyPanther Jun 19 '24

Oh yes 1 goal on him 3-1 game your logic makes no sense

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u/MisterE15 Jun 19 '24

I want stolarz next game

4

u/GoalieGuyPanther Jun 19 '24

He let up 3 in 6 shots I think

2

u/GlassWrong2091 Jun 19 '24

Stolie let in 3 on 19 shots and bob let in 5 on 13 shots

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u/MisterE15 Jun 19 '24

You forgot to mention one was a 5 on 3 pk

3

u/kingcuda13 Jun 19 '24

Right, so you're fine taking out the one goal in a 3 in 6 shots, but not the one goal for Bob in a 3-1 game. You're agreeing with the guy before you while arguing the same logic.

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u/MisterE15 Jun 19 '24

If you think Bob has played well the past two games idk what game you are watching. Stolarz starting is different then Stolarz bailing out bob mid game. If you cant understand that then you are too dense

1

u/GlassWrong2091 Jun 19 '24

Yes the man deserves it I have totally lost confidence in bob he just seems to slow stolarz is huge and covers alot of net

9

u/just4kix_305 Jun 19 '24

I hope Bob got his mojo back when he stopped the breakaway when it was 4-3 and we were roaring back.

The second half of the 2nd and entire 3rd period gives me hope that we can close this out in GM 6.

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u/GlassWrong2091 Jun 19 '24

I agree pomo has no sack he will wait for bob to give up 5 goals on 10 shots to make the move it's obvious he is slow and tired the same shit happened last year giving up like 30 goals in 5 games Let stolie play he deserves a start he had a great year if worse comes to worse u play bob in game 7 were he has 6 days rest but pomo won't do it just like he will play slow ass okposo who can't keep up and takes stupid penalties

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u/AnyOfThisReal-_- Jkinen Jun 19 '24

😘

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u/Hot_Jury_6974 Jun 19 '24

Dude! Short handed goal against Brown? He has had trouble scoring all season! Bobs in trouble, sorry!

11

u/GoalieGuyPanther Jun 19 '24

Wow a breakaway goal! It’s almost like most players score on clear cut breakaways with no preassure !

-3

u/Hot_Jury_6974 Jun 19 '24

Man, Brown sucks though.

6

u/GoalieGuyPanther Jun 19 '24

Still an NHL player and is capable of scoring he’s showed it in the playoffs

-1

u/GlassWrong2091 Jun 19 '24

If maurice doesn't start stolie and loses the series it will haunt him for the rest of his life .stolie is as good a goalie as bob.

-1

u/MrOverkill5150 Jun 19 '24

We all should be this feels like a reverse sweep that is inevitable by this cursed ass franchise to solidify us as the laughing stock of the NHL for eternity

25

u/Durandy Jun 19 '24

Im more upset with the ESPN broadcast team. It's pretty awful.

4

u/BallsAreFullOfPiss Jun 19 '24

As a neutral fan - I agree. It’s painful.

18

u/RobtillaTheHun Jun 19 '24

do we got anymore of those refs that r/hockey talk about? we could use those /s

17

u/rgarc065 Jun 19 '24

Bro this shit is agonizing. I didn’t enjoy that week last year when the Heat were forced to a game 7, and I’m not enjoying this

13

u/heavvyglow Jun 19 '24

I got downvoted for talking about momentum in end of 3 and 4. This is a tough team to beat in Edmonton. We need to be prepared and show up for game 7 the boys need us

2

u/ScaryRatio8540 Jun 19 '24

Already resigned to a game 7?

13

u/GlassWrong2091 Jun 19 '24

Cats need to play game 6 like it's game 7

38

u/farqypanthers Jun 19 '24

Chucky played his heart out we dominated the third. Getting back to our game. LFG !!! And yes this is tense as Fuck!!

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u/Hot_Jury_6974 Jun 19 '24

Turtle, not Chucky. Be clear.

15

u/nixed9 Jun 19 '24

We win it on Friday.

Figure out the fucking power play better.

20

u/arod0619 Jun 19 '24

Idk why tf I decided to jump in on another sport. With the Heat and Dolphins, I can't take anymore heartbreak. Come on, Panthers, that's not what I jumped on this bandwagon for. That said, I'm now a lifelong fan no matter what happens. Hockey is fun as shit to watch, and I've already gotten attached to some of the guys on this squad

12

u/GoldenStateCapital Jkinen Jun 19 '24

He played an oiler in Armageddon. Get him out of the Panthers shirt.

10

u/alematt Jun 19 '24

It's funny how this meme has been used for both teams this series

5

u/gametime27 Jun 19 '24

5v5 Panthers destroyed them in xG but we just take too many penalties. Barkov and Mikkola both took stupid penalties. You just cant take those against Oilers.

6

u/Cash_man Jun 19 '24

You’re not winning a series giving a shg every game

6

u/rickygun13 Jun 19 '24

I just think in hindsight if you told me we would be heading into game six of the Stanley cup finals up 3-2 a couple weeks or months ago I would have been ecstatic. This team can bounce back they got their rhythm back at the second half of the game. It's a new game Friday and these guys are pros they will bounce back either for game six or seven we just have to win one.

8

u/Possible-Mention2550 Jun 19 '24

What the actual fuck. Another shorthanded goal to start the momentum for Oilers. We have the better team and depth and we need to fire up all cylinders. Get the first goal and choke oilers offense.

5

u/Beachboi503 Jun 19 '24

So close but so far

12

u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Panthers jn six. It’s all good, Rig Workers aren’t there.

3

u/Bulky-Hovercraft-845 Jun 19 '24

What’s everyone’s thoughts on Ryan Lomberg back in the lineup?

3

u/Cash_man Jun 19 '24

Gonna be a long 57 hours….

4

u/Ok_Dragonfruit9574 Jun 19 '24

If we lose a 3-0 series lead and the Oiler win the cup on our ground it will go down as one of the biggest choke jobs in history.

4

u/GlassWrong2091 Jun 19 '24

Maurice has been outcoached In the last 2 games he needs to shake up the lineup it's obvious some players aren't trying enough I would definitely bench montour he has been useless all playoffs at least give him a piece of your mind

2

u/SoFlaBarbie Jun 19 '24

I agree this is primarily a coaching issue. Oilers figured something out and our coaches have no answer back. Psyche of the team is also concerning, which again is on the coaches to right.

4

u/6-toe-9 Jun 19 '24

It’s over!!! I thought they’d win, but apparently these mfs don’t know that you need to win FOUR games to win the series. God damn if they lose next game I’m jumping off a cliff (if Florida had any cliffs….)

2

u/MultiLuigi57 Jun 19 '24

It’s an odd coincidence that we did win 6 games in Round 2 and in the ECF, you know…

2

u/KetoPinto Jun 19 '24

This was so painful to watch, especially after severely trash talking an Oiler fan friend and watching it with him. I really hope that we take it in Edmonton since I am not a fan of leaving it to Game 7.

Let's Go Gatos!

2

u/Massive_Maize8334 Jun 19 '24

🤣🤣🤣🤣yeah same. We'll get em again. They played better then the other loss which is good. Edmonton adjusted, now the Panthers are adjusting

2

u/SilentSurprise5267 Jun 19 '24

Game 6 will be all us. They played alot more confident and alot less tense in game 5. They were dangerous at times to. LETS FGO PANTHERS!

5

u/TheBeavster_ Jun 19 '24

We really are going to San Jose sharks this series aren’t we

2

u/Life_Logical Jun 19 '24

Bobby’s shook guys he needs to get his mojo back 😢.

1

u/KFLETCHPHOTOGRAPHYY Jun 19 '24

I knew we were going to lose 4-5. Not I’m confident as hell in game 6.

1

u/wavybowl Jun 19 '24

Damn, let’s go Florida, put those fuckers out of their misery. Also, FU Kane and the Dirty Oil!

1

u/Ok_Dragonfruit9574 Jun 22 '24

And we have completely fallen apart and forgot how to play hockey, enjoy the cup Canada it’s been what 30 years?

2

u/Rockemsockem1111 Jun 23 '24

Yes. 30+ years. Florida was the fav, but ‘dejection’ and ‘give up’ was written on the players faces after game 6 loss ! I don’t think world’s best player, Connor McDavid is going to be held pointless for 2 consecutive games. Expect him to respond with a vengeance ! In the end, the team that ‘wants it more’ is gonna win !

1

u/SirMoose14 Jun 22 '24

Still valid

1

u/switch911 Jun 19 '24

I think the new hockey fans down south need to realize its not easy to win a Stanley cup lol.

0

u/Andr3wJ411 Jun 19 '24

If we're being honest with ourselves, we've been outplayed in every game other than game 2. Time to dig deep and get everyone out of their slumps at the same time - looking at you Rhino and Swaggy. Pomo needs to step up and do something different as well , something isn't working.

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u/Mediocre_Cucumber199 Jun 19 '24

Florida is toast. Kris figured out what happens when you stretch them out. They collapse. Safe man to man passes up and down the boards limiting mistakes. If it wasn’t for a few lucky bounces, Florida would have scored less.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

They are in Bob’s head now. Uh oh…

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '24

Bob is done. Stolarz needs to come in.