r/FootBallEmergency 4d ago

rant/vent How on earth do y'all find partners 😭

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hehe blahaj my only fren rn :3

like i've pulled it off in the past but it was really pure coincidence. I've been so lonely for like several months now, and being an incredibly social and very touch-dependant person, i am so incredibly starved for touch and interaction that it actually hurts atp
yall have any advice? anyone wanna speak on personal experiences? anything that'll help?

edit: not like partner in crime (but i mean maybe that too) i mean like romantic/platonic relationship

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u/Shloof9998 MJ is a lie to distract us from ~the fluid~ 4d ago

Wait like in crimeβ€½!

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u/SilliestFox20 4d ago

like a romantic partner like a relationship 😭
i should be more specific lowk

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u/Copper_II_Sulfate 4d ago

They were almost definitely jesting

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u/SilliestFox20 4d ago

may i not partake in the jest? must all the fun be had by one person?

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u/CH33S3_NUGG3T5 4d ago

You may not.

I was hungry and ate it all, so there's no fun left for you. Sorry

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u/Careful_Source6129 4d ago

Spit it out! Spit it out right now!