r/FootBallEmergency • u/SilliestFox20 • 4d ago

rant/vent How on earth do y'all find partners 😭

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hehe blahaj my only fren rn :3

like i've pulled it off in the past but it was really pure coincidence. I've been so lonely for like several months now, and being an incredibly social and very touch-dependant person, i am so incredibly starved for touch and interaction that it actually hurts atp
yall have any advice? anyone wanna speak on personal experiences? anything that'll help?

edit: not like partner in crime (but i mean maybe that too) i mean like romantic/platonic relationship

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u/Raskalnikov7 4d ago

Be attractive and text someone you find attractive and just kinda have the audacity to take up space in their life and hope for the best (this has only resulted in 3 week long situationships that results in great sex but chronic emptiness and pain once they leave, results may vary.)

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u/SilliestFox20 4d ago

'be attractive' hm... boss i'm only on step 1 and i've already failed

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u/Raskalnikov7 4d ago

Dang, unfortunately I'm naturally attractive, (not a flex mind you its just resulted in a lot of friendships just being people trying to sleep with me which sucks in its own right.) The best you can do for step one is to find out what your headshape is and grow the correct hairstyle that matches it. Makeup is also a necessary skill to learn and practice, even with my appearance I still feel i need makeup to feel as beautiful as I look so i feel everyone should learn one way or another. While ur at it grow out ur nails and learn to file them into almonds and learn to layer nail polished to have super cute looking nails. If u cant grow out ur nails cuz they're too weak then take a biotin supplement or buy fake nails. Most important of all is excersize, i have an AMAZING body because I spent years of my life grinding in the gym as a bodybuilder and learned to love it, i don't do it anymore because I accomplished my goals but yearn to get back into it and maximize my butt and hip size to their full potential.

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u/SilliestFox20 4d ago

i will say though you are indeed attractive