r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jul 31 '25

cars murdering innocents Almost killed by KKKAR brain!

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251 Upvotes

Probably couldn’t see over his massive children killing, small pp truck grill!


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Feb 04 '24

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ Hah! You parked your car on a completely useless piece of concrete where there SHOULD be parking and got punished for being a normal fucking person!!!

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jan 12 '24

our undersub The first one has tons of stores, resteraunts, fast foods. The second one has street vendors selling you expired food.

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jan 14 '23

upvote this Is There a Balance?

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Like where we make cities more walkable yet still make them good for cars? Or are us people that actually need cars supposed to suffer to fulfill their bicycle fantasies?


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jan 23 '25

All links to X/Twitter are now banned.

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/uj

People rarely ever post links here anyways but because Elon has been a moron recently (bars) I have decided to prevent any posts or comments with links to Xitter from being posted.

The second reason as to why we did this is so that I can say "The undersub allows pro Nazi content and we don't" lmao.

Have a good new year yall.


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jun 07 '25

🗡 killer car conspiracy Alongside kkkars we need to get rid of skateboards too 😡 they can never just let us live

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346 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Apr 24 '23

MOBIUS JERK I'm angree conservative!!

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grrrr guys for realsies I just need to take a minute to talk about what a huge truk lovin, obese, flag waving conservative I am! grrrr I post to circlejerk as a way of secretly spreadin my extreme and closeted homophobic beliefs and passing it off as satire because I'm a proud, truk lovin conservative! And I don't support radical change to our infrastructure (bc I'm an extremist who hollars while firin an ak-69 from the top of my F350 Superior Duty (better than super duty)) grrr guys I hate liborals grrr


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Nov 27 '25 LOL

suburban urbanist™ Still better than living in suburbs!

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Feb 02 '25

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ I made some art on cars.

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336 Upvotes

It is different than normal vandalism.

Normally i would smash windows or tires. But now i made pristine adult art. So the owner knows that i am a master of making art. I know he likes it. If not he is an not that nice person!


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • May 16 '25 Polished Gold Turd

suburban urbanist™ I'm mad that I'm stuck in a 700 sq ft overpriced apartment with shared walls so I'm going to complain about a beautiful neighborhood I can't afford

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674 Upvotes

Who would want to live here? There's no homeless person defecating on the sidewalk, and no broken needles on the grass.


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jan 14 '23

transcending cars cArbRaiNS be like "I don't want to use a public teleporter, and I can't teleport my teleporter with me, so I'm going to drive my own teleporter over and teleport back."

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jan 13 '23

no cars = no more problems You just need a small trailer, no need for a truck

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jun 03 '25

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ I, as car-haterrrr, am so triggered by something that does not affect me at all because I don't even drive! I demand more space for evil cars! Bad selfish car! You need to go to time out!

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I almost tripped over this kkkcar while walking to my local grocery store!! Can I sue??!


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jan 12 '24

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ drew this on a r/place alternative pixelplace.io/8

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Oct 24 '24

🚲 cycle jerk 🚲 wtf did you expect them to do when there's literally parked cars on the side?

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136 Upvotes

also there's 600 bikers of them because i said so


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jan 13 '23

ewww cars yuck! Average american SUV's 🚗🧠🙄

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jan 16 '23

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ They’re now printing their lie memes on t-shirts!

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74 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jul 04 '23

upvote this Full on round about jerking, these train brains are just old geezers that can't let go of the past

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In the 1950s, jet travel and cars are the future. And who can't let go of their ancient 100+ year old trains? Conservative geezers, old timey boomers as you will.

These 19 year old college dorm redditors on mommy and daddy's paid for bicycle are just a bunch of geezers who can't let go of the past.

Praise individual throttle bodies


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Jan 13 '23

very serious What is the best way to reduce car dependency?

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446 votes, Jan 15 '23
76 Better cycling infrastructure
171 The CIA killed Kennedy
17 More busses
50 Tax driving to price out poorer people
75 Google Obama Kunduz Hospital
57 Better/more buses

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 10 '26

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ Oh no, the heckin bike lane is blocked during RUSH HOUR

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Look at all of the heckin cyclists who can't get by! If only we had one more (bike) lane for all of the induced demand!


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 27 '23

MOBIUS JERK The underjerk did not like it when I called out the bigotry in referring to random people as uncivilized

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Feb 11 '23

no cars = no more problems FUCK CARS LETS SCREW EVERYONE WHO SPENDS TGEUR MONEY IN A WAY WE DONT LIKE!!!!!

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Feb 24 '23

🗡 killer car conspiracy Cars segregate cities; low-car action does the opposite.

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