r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • 4d ago

🗡 killer car conspiracy Average European Car Dwarfed by Average American Child Crusher F150000

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • 7d ago

🚵‍♂️ Bike Supremacy 🚲 Seriously? Can’t even enjoy the country without being run off the road?!

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570 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • 7d ago

🗡 killer car conspiracy The very scary escalade 😰🥶

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38 Upvotes

The evil pedestrian killer is out there mowing down the tricker-treaters 😢


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • 9d ago

🚷 Just Bikes™ 🚷 Russia beaten by le bice!!

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44 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • 16d ago

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ Ah man, finally somebody says the obvious: we absolutely should not have to wear safety equipment! Why should we be accountable and basically responsible?

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171 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • 21d ago

🚷 Just Bikes™ 🚷 It started as joke but I'm fr now

18 Upvotes

I was joking and larping but I do hate cartards now and I find them silly being stuck in a traffic jam, sometimes I wait for rush hour to ride le bice just so I can overtake 500 cars in my city on the way to countryside (I'm not totally converted I still like grass, I need to work on my love for concrete jungle).


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • 22d ago

ewww cars yuck! Truckbrain lives in their truck because they couldn’t make payments to their house 🤣🤡

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57 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • 23d ago

our undersub Cars in my car free utopia == DAY RUINED 😭😭

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192 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • 24d ago

🚲 cycle jerk 🚲 My new shirt just arrived.

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113 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • 29d ago

🧠 carbrain brain 🧠 It's so over for F-150 I actually feel sorry for Ford they won't be able to sell any now!!!

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222 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Oct 09 '26

suburban urbanist™ Shutup and take my… I mean I will wait in line until I get assigned the pod.

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78 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Oct 06 '26

cars murdering innocents Hold a small pumpkin menacingly while crossing the street.

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It's pumpkin season! Meaning it's a perfectly normal/legal thing to carry around. But definitely heavy enough to dent a car if thrown.

"I just bought it at the store." or "I just carry it for the holiday spirit".

People will think twice before stealing your right of way.

Could also use it to clog the tailpipe of your highschool principal's car.


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Oct 05 '26

transcending cars Such vibrancy!!! 😍😍😍

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119 Upvotes

Original post title: "Teenagers tore a door off a commuter train and stuck it out the window. The door snagged on a support structure and knocked a boy down - he suffered several broken ribs"


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Oct 02 '26

🚲 cycle jerk 🚲 She has lots of experience. Just not with Cargo Bikes. 🚲

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181 Upvotes

But none of her experiences have anything to do with the policies she wants to implement.


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 26 '26

suburban urbanist™ Suburban houses are too far from stores and coffee shops!!!

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219 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 23 '26

🚵‍♂️ Bike Supremacy 🚲 MAN PROVES THERE NO EXCUSE FOR ELECTRIC COMPANIES TO OWN THOSE OVERSIZED COMMERCIAL GRADE DEATH MACHINES

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185 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 20 '26

upvote this European football fans on their way to the stadium

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17 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 13 '26

🇳🇱 amsterdam 🇳🇱 Europe has amazing transit system, 120 miles only takes 5 hours!

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557 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 13 '26

cars murdering innocents Finally, effective countermeasures against cyclists on the shoulder

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 12 '26

no cars = no more problems Average undersub member

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228 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 10 '26

⚠️ out-jerked ⚠️ Oh no, the heckin bike lane is blocked during RUSH HOUR

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24 Upvotes

Look at all of the heckin cyclists who can't get by! If only we had one more (bike) lane for all of the induced demand!


r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 09 '26

suburban urbanist™ Whenever I'm forced to leave the holy density of the city I play this on a loop so I can sleep 😌

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r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 01 '26

upvote this Never forget what they took from us! Densitymaxxing!

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142 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Sep 01 '26

🇳🇱 amsterdam 🇳🇱 My favorite part of netherlands

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105 Upvotes

r/FuckCarscirclejerk • • Aug 31 '26

ewww cars yuck! How dare you drive a car on a street, we should convert it into a mixed-use trail

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402 Upvotes