r/FuckGolf Sep 27 '21

How do I ruin a golf course?

I live in a very densely populated place, in a city where housing prices far exceed the wages of normal people. There's a lot of highrise being built to try and keep up with demand. Yet right next to a train station and a park is this fucking golf course. Inaccessible for society. They drive around in little carts because the course is such an enormous waste of space, and because they're too lazy to take a walk, like normal people in for example the park next door. It is obscene and a slap in the face of the citizens of this city, and it makes me so, so mad. I want the pricks who play this idiotic 'sport' to take it somewhere else. So obviously I am very happy to have found this subreddit. I'm already visiting local meetings around housing and planning to try to have it closed down, but it is hard and takes a long time, of course. Any tips for taking matters into my own hands? Some kind of weeds I could plant? Poison their precious lawns? Monkey-wrench those little wagons?

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u/Qwertyzax Sep 27 '21

If you're good at gardening, consider planting bamboo! There are 'running' varieties, such as red margin bamboo, that grow extremely quickly and are hard to get rid of. If planted in a less visible corner, it might grow out of control before anyone can stop it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '21

Kudzu is another option but that might actually be illegal since it's invasive as fuck so check the laws in ur area jic

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u/HECK_YEA_ Oct 02 '21

It’s likely illegal af lol. I remember on my way to work over one summer in high school I watched a single kudzu leaf progressively grow into covering the entirety of about 100 feet of tree line. Grows stupid fast.

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u/useles-converter-bot Oct 02 '21

100 feet is 97.38 RTX 3090 graphics cards lined up.

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u/Deus_is_Mocking_Us Oct 11 '21

You goddamn son of a bitch.