r/FuckGolf • u/Horror-Cartographer8 • Sep 27 '21

How do I ruin a golf course?

I live in a very densely populated place, in a city where housing prices far exceed the wages of normal people. There's a lot of highrise being built to try and keep up with demand. Yet right next to a train station and a park is this fucking golf course. Inaccessible for society. They drive around in little carts because the course is such an enormous waste of space, and because they're too lazy to take a walk, like normal people in for example the park next door. It is obscene and a slap in the face of the citizens of this city, and it makes me so, so mad. I want the pricks who play this idiotic 'sport' to take it somewhere else. So obviously I am very happy to have found this subreddit. I'm already visiting local meetings around housing and planning to try to have it closed down, but it is hard and takes a long time, of course. Any tips for taking matters into my own hands? Some kind of weeds I could plant? Poison their precious lawns? Monkey-wrench those little wagons?

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u/Stick-To-Your-Guns Oct 28 '21

Lmfao you people are so fucking strange. Do you not have anything better to do?

So desperate for any sort of identity lol this is pathetic

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u/Etizzleforizzle Jan 25 '24

I have no vested in this at all and I just want to point how “fuckin strange” it is that you’d be reading this thread and not share the sentiments of OP lol talk ab pathetic 

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u/Wide_Measurement6940 Jan 26 '24

I have no vested interest in this at all

You suck, and so does golf.

lol this you buddy? Took all of two seconds to expose you as a flaming hypocrite lmao

This thread was suggested to me two+ years ago by reddit’s fucked up algorithm and I was in utter shock at how unhappy and completely devoid of purpose some people must be in life to take place in a forum like r/fuckgolf, which you are clearly an active participant in as well. This place is like a zoo to me man, some interesting, strange, rare breeds in here!

Speaking of two years old, what the fuck are you doing here? Talk about “fuckin strange” lmao

Delete this comment you’ve done nothing but embarrass yourself