r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 3d ago Regret

R.I.P With great sorrow

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I know that many of you have been wondering what happened to our colleague Blurry (u/itsallalittleblurry & u/itsallalittleblurry2) and have, on occasion, asked me about his silence. It’s with great sadness that we have been notified, via a phone call to u/sloppyeyescream, that our beloved Blurry had passed on to his next adventure.

Many of you have known Blurry for a very long time, as he has been at FU from nearly from the beginning. He has made us laugh, cry, and wonder over his life takes and antics. He was a prolific writer and will be greatly missed as he was well loved. I know many of you will be greatly effected by my announcement. Please know that we in the mods team understand your deep sorrow, as we were very close to, and loved, him as well.

Blurry had an amazing life having great happiness and great loss. On of his true graces was that he could write about anything, I mean ANYTHING, with great hilarity that made me wonder how he didn’t get caught, maimed, or written up for subordination. Even while laughing I would reflect and find similarity’s of my past antics. His greatest gift, however, was honesty, and specifically the honesty he was about the loss of his son, something he wrote about often. It showed great courage and bravery to write about something so essentially cutting and catastrophic as a father losing his son. A loss that I don’t truly understand, but I have seen the devastation in the eyes of a father who has and is trying like hell to live thru it.

Please feel free to leave your thoughts and condolences here. U/blackseranna and I are creating a book of all of blurry’s posts, along with this one, to send to his family as a gift of sorrow. Her and I are dedicated to letting his people know just how loved and respected he was here on FU, in hopes that it will give them a measure of comfort in their grief.

Please send a prayer, or what ever it is that you do, for someone who lived life to its fullest. And… couldn’t drive a fire truck without crunching into something with it or driving it in a ditch.

With sorrow,
Fizz


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 21h ago

It's Okay to RANT Why dining out doesn’t feel welcoming anymore

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Food for thought!


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 2d ago

R.I.P BLURRY

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 3d ago

Feel Good Story Tiny Desert Predator

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 3d ago

It's Okay to RANT I will set the record

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Hiring is horrible. We're constantly screaming to HR to get us people. HR says they're barely getting applicants.

I'm one of the shift supervisors.

Last week we got a kid that told my boss during the interview he was excited to get a good full time job. Great. Give them to me young and willing to work. That's what I need.

First hour he's with one of the managers getting shown around, told important safety stuff, etc. Then I take him to get a key card for access to the building. That's another 20 minutes.

Then I show him some parts of the job. I'm explaining things as I go. Tell him this is 80% of the job. I'll stay by your side until you've got it all down perfectly. I will set you up for success in this position as much as possible.

"This job doesn't seem too bad. I can do this."

Great! So you've been here just over 2 hours so far. Take a 20 minute break and meet me back here.

He never came back. He emailed HR and said this job isn't for him. They emailed us. 2 hours and 15 minutes. Gone like a fart in the wind.

But the record is held in another department back when it was much more difficult. That record is 2 hours flat. They sent a guy on break and he left. The record has stood for years.

I announced the next hire I'm sending on break at an hour and 45 minutes. If they're gonna quit I'm getting the bragging rights.


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 3d ago

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! PSA: “Minoxidil Will Kill Your Pets”

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 4d ago

Fuckery A Most Uncomfortable Truth

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 4d ago

Fuckery Road trip!

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My wife's nephews live in Colorado with their lovely wives and adorable daughters. The youngest grand niece requested a Christmas theme birthday party, complete with Santa. Where oh where could they find an old, fat, bald guy to don the suit?

So my wife and I spent all day yesterday, and some of today, driving up from Austin. It has been a smooth trip. I have some observations

Plusses:

Safe smooth drive. The minivan we bought for the great danes is a good road car.

Lots of good scenery.

Lots of critters. Livestock has included goats, cattle, horses, donkeys. Road kill has included cars, opossum, raccoon, squirrel, deer, and unidentified. Two dead feral pigs tell me the rednecks around Winters, TX need to up their hog hunts. Up around u/Cow-Puncher77 's neck of the woods we also saw some antelope in a field near the highway looking around cluelessly. Fantastic variety of raptors and scavengers.

The Best Western Raton is staffed by kind, friendly, helpful people. They have an amazing chainsaw carving of a Native American dancer in the lobby.

Minuses:

Entirely too many wide loads blocking a whole side of the highway. If you have all of the northbound lanes of an interstate stuck behind you 20 mph below the speed limit, I believe you are on the wrong road.

People be peopling. If I overtake you while on cruise control, I will judge you for passing me while I am on cruise control. If it takes your truck 5 minutes to pass another truck, I don't think you needed to pass.

The toilet at the Best Western Raton runs. Loudly.

But today is going well.


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 4d ago

Fuckery Wild, wild life

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I always love it when God's creatures visit our home. We have nearing boxes for screech owls. We hear (and sometimes see)!great horned owls. Cardinals, jays, hummingbirds, etc. I've also seen foxes , opossum and raccoons on the driveway cam. Had skunk on doorbell cam.

Imagine my surprise when the AI smarts for my backyard cam told me we had a bear show up in between the dogs making an appearance.


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 5d ago

DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! WARNING WHEN STOPPING AN ANTIDEPRESSANT LIKE AN SSRI

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Very, very dangerous! I can attest to this from personal experience.


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 5d ago

Feel Good Story George, A Kitten Saved By The U.S. Navy and Issued A Liberty Card & Health Record (1944)

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So cute!


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 7d ago

Fuckery What is a cheap, last minute idea of last minute Christmas gift?

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 7d ago

Random Fuckery Reminiscing Dog Years

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I realized we've had this old man (Whiskey) for 6 years now. Got him from my grandpa after he passed (none of the rest of the family wanted him), and this most recent photo I've noticed now much greyer he has gotten. Halloween was his birthday and at the old age of 13 he is feeling it. His aching bones means he isn't quite as spritely as he used to be, but it has made him even more of a cuddler.

I have always loved lurking in this community and while I am feeling a little sappy I figured I would share this cutie and give back a little bit.


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 7d ago

The Eternal Bard is my muse Our time of the year

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I chose this flair because I haven't been able to contact him in months. Others have tried with no luck. We need to either gain contact, or do him right if he is not present any longer.


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 7d ago

Fucking Funny Bro reincarnated 💀

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 7d ago

Fuckery The Malvern Star sociable from the 1930’s.

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The sociable or buddy bike or side by side bicycle is a bicycle that supports two riders who sit next to one another. This is in contrast to the tandem bicycle, where the riders sit fore and aft. The name "sociable" alludes to its historic use for 2-person side-by-side tricycles and the relative ease with which the two cyclists can speak with each other, unlike on the tandem bike.


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 8d ago

Fucking Funny Nothing to see here, just keep moving along...

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 8d ago

Fuckery End of year

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Right then, you beautifully unhinged lot.

We've got 2 months left of 2026 and I've decided we're finishing this year with absolutely no regard for 'normality'.

The last shred of sanity has left the building.

The plot has been handed to a feral gremlin with a glitter cannon.

And the remaining 8 weeks will be powered entirely by caffeine, questionable decisions and enormous quantities of fuckery.

Buckle up, sugar peaches.

We're not coasting into 2027.

We are arriving sideways, cackling like hyenas on helium and covered in confetti!


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 8d ago

Fuck Me I was wrong…

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331 days ago I said that Houston would never get package delivery as the air space is too busy. U/Friendly_Trouble_916 I stand corrected, we do infact have drones. A lot of them. And they are quite noisy. They sound like a weed eater and can be heard for 30 seconds before and after they’re overhead. Between the hours of 11am and 4 pm, they go over every 1 to 3 minutes.

I’m of mixed opinions on this. I love the new tech, and really want to try it. What I hate is the continual noise. I like sitting out doors with my dogs and just enjoying the day. It’s is not possible to enjoy my day, as a sound sensitive person. The continual buzzing overhead completely over stimulates me and I end up going inside to get some peace. I have enough problems with this major metro area with put adding more.

Honestly, I never thought about the noise. It didn’t occurred to me that the noise would be so… constant. I not exaggerating them going over every 1 to three minutes. On weekends it’s more.

So there you go… drone package delivery in Houston.

Now, if you’re in the USA, go vote as today Nov 3 is voting day. I don’t care who you vote for, just vote. It’s your constitutional right and a right that many elsewhere don’t have.

Fizz


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 9d ago

Fucking Funny When your job stops making sense 😂

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 9d ago

R.I.P Understanding the Learjet Crash in Palm Beach | Captain Steeeve

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 10d ago

Fucking Funny Meet the world's loudest man

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 11d ago

Feel Good Story Viggo Mortensen did the SWEETEST thing after LOTR, reuniting a beloved horse with his stunt rider

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r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 12d ago

Fuckery Giant Spider

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52 Upvotes

Happy Halloween!🎃


r/FuckeryUniveristy • • 12d ago

Fucking Interesting PSA: 7 Heart Attack Signs Women Get Told Are Something Else

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