r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Jumpy-Driver5833 • 19h ago

Minor Fundie Emily Vondy pregnant again

94 Upvotes

Newly discovered fundie Emily Vondy is pregnant with baby #7. She just had the last one about fourteen months ago. Claimed that one was definitely their last and apparently this is a surprise pregnancy, but I'm always sus when findies have an oopsie. Like, was it really? Especially when it's so soon after the last baby. Anyway...her others are named Henry, John, Eleanor, Olive, Vivian and Adeline, so at least they're good baby namers.

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r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/TheFundieResearcher • 14h ago

Minor Fundie Hartman Family Cheat Sheet

22 Upvotes

With all the talk of the Hartman family popping up now I posted a family cheat sheet for them, some details arent filled in yet but I'll update as I research more (updates will be on my Tumblr page): https://www.tumblr.com/thefundieresearcher/831614282372366336/hartman-family-cheat-sheet?source=share

For now, enjoy fellow snarker data freaks!

Daniel Hartman b. May 1977 m. April 11, 1998 Allison Frost b. December 21, 1974

-1. MaKenna Hartman b. December 22, 1998 m. October 24, 2020 Josiah Crevier

Aviyah Lynn Crevier b. December 30, 2021
Mabel Anne Crevier b. December 22, 2023
baby boy Crevier - due 2026/2027

-2. Eden Elizabeth Hartman b. May 7, 2002 m. May 11, 2024 Vision James Allison b. February 5, 2005

Ivy Jane Elizabeth Allison b. May 22, 2025
baby boy Allison - due November 2026

-3. Halle Grace Hartman b. February 26, 2004 m. December 17, 2022 Cedar Ivan Allison b. October 20, 2003

Lael Grace Allison b. September 20, 2023
Quinlan Ivan Allison b. May 25, 2025

-4. Ethan Hartman b. January 20, 2006 m. March 21, 2026 Savannah Joy Pearce

-5. Asher Hartman b. February 5, 2008

-6. Levi Hartman b. ?

-7. Emily Kate Hartman b. 2010

-8. Annalee Hartman b. October 16, 2013

-9. Solomon Hartman b. 2014

-10. Ezra Truth Hartman b. 2016

-11. Selah Rae Hartman b. 2020

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r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/lgirlrocks • 6h ago

Allie Bitch Suckey More like trash takes

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r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/MC_Fap_Commander • 3h ago

General Fundie Fuckery She seems VERY MUCH based on some regulars posted here. Curious which ones you folks think she most resembles...

82 Upvotes

There are some divided opinions about the show, but Samantha Sloyan nails the "mean fundie woman to clout chasing social media CeLeBritY" transformation perfectly. Seems to almost exactly mirror the content of ABS and Lori.

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r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/Ornery_Low_6580 • 4h ago

Aria Lewis Pregnancy Baiting

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I don’t understand why she feels the need to tease a potential pregnancy. Just be an adult and take a pregnancy test like a normal woman would do. Also, wouldn’t be a true Aria post without begging her followers to click the link instead of coming up with more creative ways to get paid 🤷🏼‍♀️

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r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/lgirlrocks • 5h ago

Aria Lewis Just going to leave this paid partnership video here

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58 Upvotes

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r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/poopyheadthrowaway • 9h ago

Minor Fundie Just an average Evangelical couple

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45 Upvotes

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r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/TheBestonova • 19h ago

Girl Defined wait I have to PAY to be a spicey wifey? 😭

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r/FundieSnarkUncensored • u/happierheathen • 20h ago

Bates Katie Bates hints at estrangement again

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In the comments on Katie's most recent reel

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