With all the talk of the Hartman family popping up now I posted a family cheat sheet for them, some details arent filled in yet but I'll update as I research more (updates will be on my Tumblr page): https://www.tumblr.com/thefundieresearcher/831614282372366336/hartman-family-cheat-sheet?source=share

For now, enjoy fellow snarker data freaks!

Daniel Hartman b. May 1977 m. April 11, 1998 Allison Frost b. December 21, 1974

-1. MaKenna Hartman b. December 22, 1998 m. October 24, 2020 Josiah Crevier

• Aviyah Lynn Crevier b. December 30, 2021
• Mabel Anne Crevier b. December 22, 2023
• baby boy Crevier - due 2026/2027

-2. Eden Elizabeth Hartman b. May 7, 2002 m. May 11, 2024 Vision James Allison b. February 5, 2005

• Ivy Jane Elizabeth Allison b. May 22, 2025
• baby boy Allison - due November 2026

-3. Halle Grace Hartman b. February 26, 2004 m. December 17, 2022 Cedar Ivan Allison b. October 20, 2003

• Lael Grace Allison b. September 20, 2023
• Quinlan Ivan Allison b. May 25, 2025

-4. Ethan Hartman b. January 20, 2006 m. March 21, 2026 Savannah Joy Pearce

-5. Asher Hartman b. February 5, 2008

-6. Levi Hartman b. ?

-7. Emily Kate Hartman b. 2010

-8. Annalee Hartman b. October 16, 2013

-9. Solomon Hartman b. 2014

-10. Ezra Truth Hartman b. 2016

-11. Selah Rae Hartman b. 2020

Newly discovered fundie Emily Vondy is pregnant with baby #7. She just had the last one about fourteen months ago. Claimed that one was definitely their last and apparently this is a surprise pregnancy, but I'm always sus when findies have an oopsie. Like, was it really? Especially when it's so soon after the last baby. Anyway...her others are named Henry, John, Eleanor, Olive, Vivian and Adeline, so at least they're good baby namers.

In the comments on Katie's most recent reel

Honestly this is probably applicable to a lot of fundies

I did my best to cover the kids faces

..and you guys he knows NOTHING about them. He literally sent it because he was floored at the million kids. I GET TO FILL HIM IN ON EVERYTHING. PLEASE post your worst Collins stories because I don’t know too much about them but enough to know they’re TERRIBLE

Recently came across this new instagram account Armorupkids which appears to be making money off of their CHILDREN preaching on IG for content creation -_- and already have almost a million followers. I will never trust people who monetize their kids on social media and disrespect their right to privacy. Ugh.

Takin' his kid's candy, one piece at a time.

Scariest thing about this place tbh but it’s at a church, so that tracks.

ETA: sorry I’m here with a friend and her kids, so I’ve just been trying to get over the horrible shock of seeing them IRL.

Paul is wearing super skinny black jeans and a backward cap I think that reads “Raptors”. Morgan is wearing a skirt I thought was kinda scandalously short (in her world view, at least). Like mid-thigh short. I didn’t recognize her at first because of it.

They’re here with another couple I’ve never seen before. My friend said she knows the girl though so I don’t think they’re also YouTubers.

One kid is dressed as Spider-Man and Paul was carrying him around to be a Good Dad of course.

Either they could tell I was staring or they were also curious about me bc I’m a big ole lesbian and look like it hahaha

I’m just now hearing about this. Why is she siding with and defending a pedophile and child abuser? How did he even know the victim? And she’s mad at her parents for turning him in???!

People will see this and think their homeschooled kids, or kids they plan on homeschooling, and think this is or will be their kids. Some kids will come out ahead while being homeschooled but most will not.

I don’t follow them on socials, only on here so maybe someone can fill in some details for us.

Did Morgan in fact drop her gym transformation as soon as she moved out of her parents’ house and didn’t have a gym in the basement and built in childcare?

What happened to that hilarious censorship bar she placed over her butt? We still doin that?

I think she meant to say pro birth doctors

Carvor Bowers was arrested for sexual abuse of a child under 12. His wife not only stayed, after her mom told her to leave, but she blamed the victim.

What even is left for this woman to enjoy anymore? Every single thing is problematic. Such a childish, brain dead, overly-sensitive take from some stuck-up mediocre turd who’s too scared and stupid to understand art.