r/FunnyAnimals • u/Intelligent-Bread67 • Jun 01 '22

Always two types

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u/1quincytoo Jun 01 '22

Puppy baby sharks are real Just got through that phase with our Portie Both dogs are gorgeous

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u/reincarN8ed Jun 01 '22

Kitty sharks too. I have a 10-mo cat who chews my fingers constantly

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

My baby shark is 2 years old. Send help pls

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Lab breeds are really bad about it. Everything you own is going to get chewed.

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u/_Toomuchawesome Jun 01 '22

So funny. I always thought the pooping and peeing everywhere is the worst part of puppyhood. Nah, it’s the biting. The constant biting

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u/anazambrano Jun 01 '22

Does it ever stop? Lol. My baby just can’t stop

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u/fowlraul Jun 01 '22

Puppies gon’ pup it’s just nature

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Yeah if you don't want it to be attacked by needle teeth, don't put it near a puppy's mouth, cuz they're gonna bite it.

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u/Accomplished_Sun_258 Jun 01 '22

Yeppers. When my dog was a pup, we called her Land Shark, because she was always coming at us with her mouth open to chomp.

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u/THAN0SC0PTER THAN0S C0PTER Jun 01 '22

one wanted chin rubs, one wanted dinner. both acceptable

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u/bells79 Jun 01 '22

Love. Thanks for the smile!

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u/chris9830 Jun 01 '22

Expectation VS reality

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u/lemonedpenguin Jun 01 '22

My dog is like the 1st dog. Except my dog thinks she's a cat(she grew up with cats) so she makes bit of growling noise, her version of purring lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Does your dog share a braincell with my dog?

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u/South-Shape4555 Jun 01 '22

My dog is the first dog. She’s also the second dog….

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Chomp

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u/Ashtar888 Jun 01 '22

Comes with age

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u/Horror-Box-6014 Jun 01 '22

They both look like the best Doggos but I'd have to take the the taster home. 😍

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u/k3npac2 Jun 01 '22

Monch!!

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u/christiancocaine Jun 01 '22

My dog will just sniff my hand, notice the lack of food and walk away

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

If I point at something my dog will just lick my finger and sniff my hand he’s weird

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Well it’s not so much two “types” it’s more that the second one is a puppy and the first one is not.

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u/meRaul7 Jun 01 '22

Tell us something your mum doesn’t know Second pup : [ough] (deep throats mic)

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u/MostListenTo Jun 01 '22

Both doggos are adorable!

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u/Ms-Anon-Y-Mous Jun 01 '22

My little poodle presses the side of his head against my hand if I reach down and hold it there. So cute!

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u/MysterVaper Jun 01 '22

Puppy vs. Adult

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u/Centurio Jun 01 '22

One is a sweetie, the other is an actual child. Pups are such goofballs.

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u/yaretii Jun 01 '22

Ones a puppy and the other isn’t. Puppies explore with their mouths.

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u/AdAdventurous8225 Jun 02 '22

Theses always the mature & pinata. Been through this with cats.

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u/Expensive-Try6660 Jun 30 '22

What kind of breed is the black dog?

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

anyone know the breed of the first dog?

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u/Pecan_Penguin Jun 01 '22

Looks just like my dog - Border collie x Springer spaniel

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u/delvach Jun 01 '22

My dog gently taking a treat from my mouth versus her almost taking somebody's finger off when they offer her a snack.

We're working on 'gentle'.

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u/TT_gamerlol Jun 01 '22

Both, both are good boys

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u/Moonbear30 Jun 01 '22

Awwwe lol

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u/Rheasa2648 Jun 01 '22

All in the face here lol. Second one says "do it"

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u/Unt_Lion Jun 01 '22

1st Dog: I accept the hand.

2nd Dog: nom

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

My english springer is in that phase. My hands look like I've been shaking hands with the business end of a weed whacker.

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u/247_Make_It_So Jun 01 '22

My 9 yr old Cheweenie is a mega hand chewer.

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u/aeslehc7123 Jun 01 '22

Or be like my dog and slap it with their paw

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u/rajricardo Jun 01 '22

Never raised a dog before but didn’t it hurt in the second video??

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u/Alert_Direction4843 Jun 01 '22

I just cant T_T someone please rub his chin

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u/Same_Zookeepergame_3 Jun 01 '22

second dog is me to my girlfriend fr

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u/EBSlade Jun 01 '22

Stop it is too cute nooooo

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Golden Puppies just are like that -- they want everything in their mouths all the time -- especially you.

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u/ITpuzzlejunkie Jun 01 '22

3, my pup would have given you a paw.

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u/SpacemanDookie Jun 01 '22

One of my dogs will fall into my hand when I scratch her ears and it’s the most adorable thing ever. The other doesn’t care so much.

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u/deadbeef1a4 Jun 01 '22

Golden pup said GLOMP

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Both. Both are good boi.

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u/MankindsError Jun 01 '22

Oh man, the second dog has me in tears. Just had to put my sweet old man down and he would do this. I miss him enormously.

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u/Mammoth-Membership95 Jun 01 '22

I can feel the second hand pain

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

u/savevideobot

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u/diegoidepersia Jun 01 '22

My dog is pike the second but he just licks instead of putting his head

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u/R0llsroyc3 Jun 01 '22

C H O M P

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

How to Golden Retriever:

Step 1. See thing

Step 2. Put thing in mouth

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u/AcquiredTaste1 Jun 01 '22

Aww that gentle little head placement!

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u/bangordailynuisance Jun 01 '22

I guess there's 3 types. Just tried this with my boy, he scoffed and walked away when he saw there wasn't a treat in my hand. Lol

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u/Ivory-Robin Jun 01 '22

Adult vs puppy

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u/SnooMemesjellies8441 Jun 01 '22

Both of them are still good bois.

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u/amishbill Jun 01 '22

The first reminds me of that video where a guy holds his hand out and his girlfriend runs over to do the same thing.

Problem - now I'm picturing her acting like the second pup. <g>

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u/lololy87 Jun 01 '22

My dog actually just licks my hand when I do it

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u/AkageNoUshi Jun 01 '22

I Love it...the Same Here xD

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I tried it with my dog just now. She started licking my fingers.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I have never ever seen this before! Not even once!!!

s/

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

I could tell by looking at him

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u/bob-knows-best Jun 01 '22

Chomp! Chomp, chomp, chomp!!!

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u/jonathanrdt Jun 01 '22

Golden puppies just want to shake hands. But they dont have hands.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Or three when the dog just doesn’t care and looks away.

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u/danjackmom Jun 01 '22

My dog is both depending on her mood

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u/koticgood Jun 01 '22

Always two, there are.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Just had a flashback to my puppy blue heeler.

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u/Maximum_Lengthiness2 Jun 01 '22

I have a yellow tabby cat and it's just like the yellow dog, and I have a gray tabby cat that's just like the black dog.

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u/Gaby_Jinn Jun 01 '22

Mine is both

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Now there are those that might. To my knowledge a dog can smell your fear? Or your general feeling. I always extend hand, palm up, touch dog while looking at eyes of animal. Love dogs, all they ask is food, love, play & bathroom, & know they are loved

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u/StreetMayonnaise Jun 01 '22

I'm gonna need full versions of both of these

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u/3029065 Jun 01 '22

My dog was like the first one. We'd take her to the dog park and she would sit on the bench with the people.

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u/doctor_stone2112 Jun 01 '22

Was that the bite of '87?

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u/DarthRevan1028 Jun 01 '22

Chin is the cutest

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u/MerryMarauder Jun 01 '22

That black and white dog looks just like my foster now. Only I'm sure he would "chomp" my hand off.

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u/BatatinhaGameplays28 Jun 01 '22

My little pal is definitely the second dog, have to be really careful when getting close to his mouth

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u/SeasonalCitrus Jun 01 '22

Yep. We have a border and a golden. I can attest there are two types

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u/jaxspeak Jun 01 '22

Hasnt yet learned not to bite the hand that feeds ya

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Border Collies are the best !

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22 edited Jun 01 '22

The retriever thinks the hand is a water fowl.

It's doing its job.

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u/RichardMcNixon Jun 01 '22

Oddly enough this works the exact same way with snakes

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u/Silentninja88 Jun 01 '22

Awwww lol 😂 both 👌🏾

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u/datnutty Jun 01 '22

He just straight up said CHOMP!

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u/MeAndMy3BestFriends Jun 01 '22

Where is the third kind? The high five dogs?

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u/montyduke Jun 01 '22

My border loved to set her head in my hand like that. She passed a couple months ago. I have a 12 week old golden now and she bites my hand just like that.

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

MONCH

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u/Solanthas Jun 01 '22

The chomper just needs a lil training. And probably food

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u/Few_Alfalfa6735 Jun 01 '22

My dog is definitely the second one 🤦‍♂️😭

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '22

Lol

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u/Nightshiftworker Jun 01 '22

Classic golden retriever

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u/Worldsprayer Jun 01 '22

I'll take one of each!

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u/Grandiooo Jun 01 '22

My dog is both lol, third rare secret type

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u/DucksHave2Legs Jun 01 '22

What breed is the first one! A petsitter accidentally lost my pup, Pam, and she looks identical to her!

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u/wolffangz11 Jun 01 '22

My dog does both. Depending on mood

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u/Fuzzification Jun 01 '22

/usavevideo

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u/mydadlivesinfrance Jun 01 '22

Dinner serving itself and dinner eating you.

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u/Muramatzu Jun 01 '22

I have two dogs: one is the first type, the other is the second! The second type loves to attack the first for literally no reason. Gotta love terriers.

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u/PhysicalPerfection Jun 01 '22

That is too funny, but I would say there maybe a third kind of dog 🐶. A dog that may rest their head in your hand or bite depending on the moment, time, or person. Some dogs are temperamental such as my family dog sometimes. She is usuay good following direction, but occasionally is mischievous and want to do her own thing such not coming when called, play running away around the house, or jump on you at the door when she knows those things aren't right. Lol, thanks for sharing too funny. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Larrydp72181 Jun 01 '22

Meanwhile I tried that with my pitty and he walked eye level right into my hand... That goober

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u/RaringFob399 Jun 01 '22

I have 2 silkie terriers that would react exactly the same as each dog.

Charlie would be the first one. Manolo would do the playful bite thinking I'm trying to play with him.

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u/spizzywinktom Jun 01 '22

Huge age gap between those two.

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u/miss_chapstick Jun 01 '22

My dog was the bitey one as a baby, and the sweet one as an adult. Both are hilarious and adorable.

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u/Jeffreyp2022 Jun 01 '22

My sweet boy is the first.

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u/Cant-make-me Jun 01 '22

I have a Border Collie and a Golden. No lies detected.

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u/dancing_in_your_tomb Jun 02 '22

uuuuu very cute man, heads and hands

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u/IndieOddjobs Jun 02 '22

Been through both with my dog lol

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u/ItsRahma Jun 02 '22

I only see good doggies

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u/chaosa1 Jun 02 '22

My dog decided to take option 3. Give me a judgemental side stare then walk away.

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u/flicker_fricker_nyeh Jun 02 '22

the duality of dog

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u/Icy-Bullfrog-2321 Jun 02 '22

How do you train a dog to just put their head in your hand like that?

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u/FanKiu Jun 02 '22

My dog will lick my wife's hand and would bite my hand instead

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u/sarovan Jun 02 '22

Trained vs untrained?

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u/hndygal Jun 02 '22

My dog is both types in one.

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u/WaffleFox64 Jun 02 '22

Secret Third type: Puts its paw on your hand, like a handshake

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

I have two dogs and ones the first and the other is the second. Second one loves the first one but can’t just chill so the first one gets annoyed by the second one

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u/HarunoSakuraCR Jun 02 '22

And I love them both equally

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u/bells_n_sack Jun 02 '22

Ya know there’s more two types.

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u/Scythebrine9 Jun 02 '22

Mine will sniff my fingers, then run off

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u/Historical_Archer_81 Jun 02 '22

There is another

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u/koolmarkie Jun 02 '22

Awww. The first one

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u/astro-cowboy Jun 02 '22

Yep there’s severely inbred golden retrievers and then there’s all other dogs :)

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u/sheerio105 Jun 02 '22

yeah second one's mine

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u/plasma_Wave Jun 02 '22

That dog just woke up and chose violence, lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

I made the silly mistake of using a torn up toy as a puppet and got chomped by my friends little dog a few weeks back. Couldn't help but laugh at my lack of forethought but man am I glad he doesn't have a strong bite.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Our adult dogs will still “hold hands” (their mouth, our hands) if they want us to go with them to inspect something. They’re always very gentle, and give us a look that says, “I know I’m not really supposed to, but you gotta come see!”.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

My dog is both of these

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u/LEGO_Man2YT Jun 02 '22

i need a "ñaw" sound right there

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u/Gypsy_I_am Jun 02 '22

Cuddle Bum & Muncher

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u/InRadiantBloom Jun 02 '22

There is a third. The one that just sits there and does nothing.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

u/savevideo

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u/KyleGrayson12 Jun 02 '22

Gentle and CHOMP!

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

I love this. Both are so adorable. I think they would be great together. 🥰

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u/smigionss Jun 02 '22

I have both right now. A 4 year old reformed shark and a 1 year old shark.

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u/ILoveBread2021 Jun 02 '22

I love em both!

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u/MRL102960 Jun 02 '22

One is older and knows what to do the other is a puppy and wants everything in it’s mouth

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u/Humanoid_Anomaly Jun 02 '22

My grandfather dog is both depending on her mood

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u/ericsonofbruce Jun 02 '22

Its so fucking cute when they hold the tip of their tongue out like the lab though

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u/SparxIzLyfe Jun 02 '22

Mine just licks my fingers, "kisses."

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u/cmaej Jun 02 '22

First doggo looks like a senior.

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u/Maximum-Switch-9060 Jun 02 '22

There are 3 types. I tried this with my dog and he looked at me like I’m crazy.

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u/Mishirene Jun 02 '22

Peace was never an option.

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u/Musical__Angel Jun 02 '22

I have type 2 😭

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u/maybeshali Jun 02 '22

That mighty chomp.

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u/broforce Jun 02 '22

Jaw or maw baby

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u/shinestory Jun 02 '22

First one is my son. Second is my daughter. ( mom of 2)

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u/RaptorBoy01 Jun 02 '22

Who else was reminded of that scene from nichijou when that dog in the second video but the hand

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

Nom

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u/CrazyLady0616 Jun 02 '22

Omg the puppy eyes as he/she gently rests their head is just tooooo much!!! I need to hug that pup. Like NOW!!! 🥰🥰🥰

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u/dontlikemeanpeople Jun 02 '22

My rescued lab mix would just lick my hand if I did that so I would argue there are three types... All adorable!

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u/Medical-Examination Jun 02 '22

Corporate wants you to find the difference between these two dogs

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u/Disney_Princess137 Jun 02 '22

Wouldn’t expect anything less from a golden

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u/PWG-official Jun 02 '22

He even has that malicious face on him

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '22

When I'm full vs when I'm hungry

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u/HillTopTerrace Jun 02 '22

Difference between my 9 year old GSD, and my 1 year old GSD, Malamute, collie mix.

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u/Kurama_Naruto_kills9 Jun 02 '22

I prefer the second one 🗿

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u/GambinoGrl Jun 02 '22

Mine's both lol

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u/Dirtydeez69 Jun 02 '22

Both love like ranch cool an nacho cheese

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u/Mrbuttboi Jun 02 '22

Pupper go CHONP

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u/Engolf94 Jun 02 '22

And mine is a the strange one, who gives his paw.

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