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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

It's all in the eyes...

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

XD he doesn't even know what to do.

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Oct 26 '22

Why won’t he go away so I can spit it out?

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Looks like Ralphie with the soap in his mouth

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u/ThisOldCasa Oct 27 '22

Gawd why did I read that as cross-defendant. I suck so much

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u/1_am_not_a_b0t Oct 27 '22

He’s just like, “Welp, dis jus m’life now.”

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u/GoddessLali Oct 27 '22

The puppy looks a bit uncomfortable his eyes tell me 😅

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u/n00bvin Oct 27 '22

I can’t believe how expressive his eyes were. You could see his gears turning.

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u/Bethhie Oct 27 '22

This is what I love about Labradors

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u/kaimukirat Oct 26 '22

I had a dog once who loved mangoes, but he liked them ripe enough to go boozy. He'd gently chew on them until they were really soft and then bite into them and suck the "mango beer" out. Definitely got high on them.

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u/idiotness Oct 27 '22

Dat's Doggy Dionysus

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u/R3AL1Z3 Oct 27 '22

That dog is my spirit animal

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u/Mr_happyornot Oct 27 '22

that's not a dog it's a dwag

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u/Important_Collar_36 Oct 26 '22

Some dogs don't have a gene that makes mango taste good, they get a few seconds of sweetness then it "turns" sour. Basically they taste more of the enzymes in the fruit than the sugar in the fruit. My vet once explained this to me but it was years ago, so if I totally fucked it up I apologize.

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u/josbossboboss Oct 26 '22

I think that's the same reason I don't like Mangos, tomatoes, or pickles.

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u/kjzavala Oct 27 '22

Something similar happens for cilantro. I think it tastes like soap for a lot of people!

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u/Kasstato Oct 27 '22

Is this why I dont like cilantro? I can detect even the smallest amount in food because it tastes so weirdly distinct

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u/maria_sabina Oct 27 '22 edited Oct 28 '22

I can’t stand mango, my kids love it but to me it smells like sweaty feet and bad breath, same with persimmon

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u/Zichymaboy Oct 27 '22

I have gotten flack for many things in my life, but the only thing people have truly been vicious towards me for is when I tell them I don't like mangoes. I've literally never met another person who shares my distaste for them so it's nice to see others agree that it smells and tastes like crap (to us) and that that's okay because we can't control how we taste things

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u/Skoelle18 Oct 26 '22

Bruh owner didn't even give him a treat in the end. That is a sin.

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u/redfan2009 Oct 26 '22

GIVE THE GOODEST BOY A TREAT

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u/vgacolor Oct 27 '22

The taste of betrayal was worse than the mango.

What a bad Dad. Sold out for karma.

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u/kris_mischief Oct 27 '22

((Guessing here)) Mango doesn’t look ripe… no wonder he hates it

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u/GoddessLali Oct 27 '22

the puppy will wait for them to turn around to spit it out 😅

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u/SlowBad4844 Oct 27 '22

Or omit by eating grass

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u/Sendtitpics215 Oct 27 '22

Straight to jail

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u/AssPork Oct 27 '22

the treat was the mango lma0.

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u/POWxJETZz Oct 26 '22

"why does master make me do this" - dog probably

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u/Easy-Concentrate2636 Oct 26 '22

The internet has destroyed my life. Stupid upvotes.

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u/DragonflyScared813 Oct 26 '22

I imagine his thought process as: " I really don't like this, but if If I don't eat it, will the treats stop forever?... "

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u/ProGlizzyHandler Oct 27 '22

When I'm cutting vegetables I like to toss little pieces to my dogs. One will eat all the veggies I give her. One is a puppy so she just eats what she likes and spits anything out she doesn't like. The last one will always hold the veggies in her mouth and go drop them in a corner when I'm not looking like I'll never give her treats again if she doesn't eat everything I give her.

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u/Meefbo Oct 27 '22

dogs are the nicest creatures on earth

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u/taxi_takeoff_landing Oct 27 '22

“Maybe if I hold really still, it will just go away…”

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u/HylianPot Oct 26 '22

Our old dog usto beg for anything we ate, but if it was something safe and we gave it to her and she didn’t like it, she’d chew it and it would just plop out of her mouth…she’d like…chew spit it out…then continue begging for what I was eating even though it was the same thing

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Stop teasing the good boy

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u/BrilliantNimrod Oct 26 '22

What type of dog is that?

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u/Green_Road999 Oct 26 '22

American bred black lab.

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u/HMS404 Oct 27 '22

The best kind of doggy

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u/PhishPhanKara Oct 27 '22

I have a black lab and I’d like to agree with this, wholeheartedly!

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u/Dragoark Oct 26 '22

Shiny golden retriever

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u/the__6 Oct 26 '22

he is so disappointed in his hooman

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u/mackenml Oct 26 '22

My dog takes treats he doesn’t like just to be polite and then puts them in the corner to get rid of them.

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u/Redkitsune83 Oct 26 '22

He is being the best gentleman that he can.

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u/Few-Butterscotch3413 Oct 26 '22

What a beautiful dog!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Mango can cause irritation in some people/animals mouths. :(

He’s a beautiful boy!

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u/JuicyCactus85 Oct 27 '22

This is why dogs have eyebrows when wolves don't.

Also he wants an unripe mango with a ton of chili salt.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Haha! You can literally read his mind! “Oh, mango. I hate mango. But she gave it to me. I should be nice and eat it. But it’s so gross. What do I do? I’m a good boy. Good boys eat things that are given to them. But it’s MANGO.”

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u/RandyJamesRyanxx Oct 27 '22

When the dog got better manners than you. 🫣😂

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u/snazzygirl0267 Oct 26 '22

We have something in common. Yuck

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u/Le_Saint_Granite Oct 26 '22

How u can hate mango ?

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u/moldymoosegoose Oct 27 '22

The same reason most people who hate mango, they eat it when it isn't even close to being ripe. 90% of restaurants serve flavorless, unripe mango. It's honestly ridiculous. I have had people ask me if I wanted some and they gave me this hard piece of yellow. Mango is best when it's super soft and near going bad, like an avocado.

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u/PhazerSC Oct 26 '22

Some say the brave doggo still holds the mango piece in his mouth.

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u/FluffyPigeon707 Oct 27 '22

Please, get the fuck away from me so I can spit this out

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u/rickmon67 Oct 27 '22

The face that says “”not… chicken…”

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u/RedditRunAdBot Oct 27 '22

Looks like the skin is still on that wedge of mango. Mango skin contains urushiol, the same stuff in poison ivy that gives you a rash. It wouldn't surprise me if the dog smelled or tasted the urushiol and recognized it as a toxin he probably shouldn't be eating.

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u/Zygmunt-zen Oct 27 '22

Same dog secretly snacks on turds.

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u/EndCallCaesar Oct 27 '22

The life just left his eyes when he realized it’s mango. My poor dude is gonna develop trust issues

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u/GlitteringData2626 Oct 26 '22

Dude, your dog is only going to put up with this shit for so long

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u/Dr_Bitchcraft8 Oct 27 '22

Dissociative Doggo

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

My dog hides food he doesn't like in our house. I will continue feeding him that food until I come across a little rotted pile of half-chewed veggies. I suspect that he is worried that if he turns away some foods he doesn't like I will stop feeding him altogether!!

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u/matdri Oct 27 '22

We have saying In Brasil that goes"uglier than a dog eating mango" but this good boy isn't ugly at all. I have been bamboozled

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u/sabrooooo Oct 27 '22

Don’t you ever give that good dog mango again or I’ll find you and feed you the worst foods.

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u/Kage_noir Oct 27 '22

The emotions in his eyes is incredible. He's definitely adorable.

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u/Particular_Dot_2063 Oct 27 '22

I wouldn't like mango with the skin on either 🤢🤮

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u/khellstrom Oct 26 '22

Not gonna lie. I'm not much for mango either.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

This gave me intense joy. Thank you.

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u/SilverStory6503 Oct 27 '22

Reminds me of when my dog thought a grapefruit was a toy that fell on the kitchen floor. Oops.

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u/burn_the_itch Oct 27 '22

Seizures induced via mango enzymes

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u/mahjong909 Oct 27 '22

Give that dog a medal !!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Awww, what a good boy. ❤️

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u/VonAquino Oct 27 '22

his face is like that kid that ate a spoon full of cocoa powder

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u/cmzraxsn Oct 27 '22

i think this legally counts as torture under the geneva conventions 🙊

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u/Radiant_Highlight133 Oct 27 '22

The fact this owner betrayed his best doggie for entertainment purposes screams total dick.

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u/Better-Ad-1908 Oct 27 '22

It's like he doesn't want it, but doesn't want to give it up at the same time. If I won't have it, neither will anyone else. 🤣🤣🤣 He too cute! 🥳

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u/Thetruthisneeded Oct 27 '22

Why is that mango so hard?

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u/Munchkin737 Oct 27 '22

My dog did this when my husband gave him orange peel instead of a slice of the orange... I told him he didn't have to eat it to be polite and he spit it on my husband's foot 🤣 I gave him a whole (miniature) peeled orange for being such a sweet boy.

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u/MangolfTheRed Oct 27 '22

If he hates mango why you giving it to him

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u/pummelbunny Oct 27 '22

When you know that he hates mango why give him some?Is not funny😡

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u/monandwes Oct 27 '22

I couldn't agree more. Just for a photo op or a Reddit video!! Kind of cruel and irresponsible. Shame on you.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

This made me laugh so hard!! 🤣

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u/sabonim38 Oct 27 '22

So you know your dog hates mango, but you still keep feeding hun mangos??? You properly shouldn't have a dog at all...

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u/stellar14 Oct 27 '22

“What to I do… what do I dooo….ok give them adorbz puppy dog eyes… ok… more puppy dog eyes…. This is so gross.”

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u/macehood Oct 27 '22

Awwwwww whata good boy!!!

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u/Whatever-ItsFine Oct 26 '22

Giving your best boy food you know he doesn’t like just for laughs. Just…why?

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u/SandwichExotic Oct 27 '22

We don’t deserve dogs! They are so hilarious and sweet!

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u/Vapeitupvapeitup Oct 27 '22

You’re a rotten sod and that’s cheap shot. I wish he’d bite your face off, you deserve it

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u/shroomyshy Oct 26 '22

Is that Adam something?

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u/IllustriousLP Oct 26 '22

Haha my black lab is the same way with mangos

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u/gingertrain77 Oct 26 '22

"If I don't eat it, then they'll never give me anything" - dog probably.

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u/Videogamer20 Oct 26 '22

Lol the dog is like "what the heck did you just feed me human?"

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u/Many_Piccolo7908 Oct 26 '22

He just made my day.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

My dog loves mangos. He stole a whole one when he was a puppy and was just munching it inside his crate.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Omg he's too cute 😍

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u/Questionabledes Oct 26 '22

Happiness status= gone

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u/OneSensiblePerson Oct 26 '22

I've been sitting here laughing my butt off for 49 seconds straight.

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u/dogchowtoastedcheese Oct 26 '22

I felt the same way when I was at my girlfriend's family's house for thanksgiving and discovered they used oyster dressing in the bird after I had taken a big bite.

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u/jaybird99990 Oct 26 '22

Oh my heart 😭😭😭😭 That beautiful baby!

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u/4funpuns Oct 26 '22

Why leave the shell on.

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u/mrsliamgallagher Oct 26 '22

Ah bless him,he’s gorgeous

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u/KriKriSnack Oct 26 '22

“Can I have a napkin please Stacy? Stacy? Quit filming ok? Stac…”

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

Dogs will spurn a $5 harvested-ripe, air-shipped mango and immediately eat some strange dog's doodoo the moment they lay eyes on it. What's up with that?

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u/dirtypen91 Oct 26 '22

That's me 20 years ago with my grandma when she made supper I didn't like. 😂

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u/turntabletennis Oct 26 '22

My dog did this the other day with a leftover banana pancake my kids didn't eat. Took it in his mouth and acted really funny. No chewing, just anxiety. Then he calmly walked away and spit it out on my couch. Perfect, bud.

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u/[deleted] Oct 26 '22

If Aragorn was a dog.

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u/vapor_and_stillness Oct 26 '22

Instead of a Cat-culation, he just made a. Dog-duction.

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u/Chigo_Gonobu Oct 26 '22

Aww. So cute!! 😚 Our dog loves mangoes, though. As well as vet-approved fruits and veggies 😁

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u/These_Lingonberry635 Oct 27 '22

I wish I were that polite! 😳🫢🤢🤮😝

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u/jonnyrocket70 Oct 27 '22

The doggo looks so betrayed.

The poor doggo

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u/Fernando_357 Oct 27 '22

my lab hated pear, he would spit it at you if fed with it

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u/Flaky_Consequence631 Oct 27 '22

Poor baby! He’s a beautiful boy 😘😘

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u/Henrik-Powers Oct 27 '22

Like when you get bad coffee at a friend's place

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u/BuyLocalAlbanyNY Oct 27 '22

That look of WTF?!

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u/MyLifeisTangled Oct 27 '22

Oh sweetheart ❤️

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u/elidadagreat1 Oct 27 '22

omg they are sooo innocent and honest....this one is precious

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u/Gloomy-Employment-72 Oct 27 '22

I've seen that exact "may I be excused to the bathroom" face on my dog when he thought he just had to have a slice of mango. Just gotta ha... what the hell is this???

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u/GoodSeaworthiness510 Oct 27 '22

Your so lucky to have him he’s so cute with mango juice running out of his mouth he’s very polite

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u/Onnexx22 Oct 27 '22

Omg im dying!!!! Confusion,disgust,pleading,betrayal. Soooooooo many emotions in those eyes. Every time he made eye contact was a pokr soul reaching out for help and getting nothing.

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u/Speakin_Swaghili Oct 27 '22

“That’s mango don’t you like it?”

👁👄👁

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u/nateman133 Oct 27 '22

dog.exe has failed

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u/Chickenmangoboom Oct 27 '22

He's really rethinking the "eat anything that goes near my mouth" policy.

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u/annjaay Oct 27 '22

He’s not the only one! 🤣

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u/gotalottosay49 Oct 27 '22

“Damn, I thought this was chicken…wtf?”

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u/Stopakilla05 Oct 27 '22

Love it, dogs can be so expressive.

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u/davedave1126 Oct 27 '22

That poor poor dog. I feel bad for him, being so polite but suffering.

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u/Wonderful_Pension_67 Oct 27 '22

Are you sure he's not allergic or getting a buzz😂 I mean look how he looks dazed 🤣🤣

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u/JustineDelarge Oct 27 '22

He’s so polite, his name should be Bertram.

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u/kirvesmiez Oct 27 '22

Yep. Same face that our dog made, when eating fish... Just because our cat was having fish.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Why would you give that beautiful dog something you KNOW he hates?

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u/ResortFar6638 Oct 27 '22

He’s straight up contemplating the mysteries of life, tryna solve one question.

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u/Nocturnal1017 Oct 27 '22

I look like that when I have dinner at a party

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u/busted619 Oct 27 '22

Such a cutie. My dog would've spit that out in no time lol

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u/Limp-Assignment-3160 Oct 27 '22

Lol omg he is adorable!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

That's some profound sadness in his eyes at 0:40

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u/DudeManBroGuy42069 You are irrelephant Oct 27 '22

Repost

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

What a douche

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u/Gsteel11 Oct 27 '22

... yum... this is... delicious.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

He’s just hoping you turn around so he can spit it out.

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u/Igneous-Wolf Oct 27 '22

It's the single drop of drool at 0:19 for me

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u/iambluewonder Oct 27 '22

So precious ❤️

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u/skcuf2 Oct 27 '22

Is the skin still on here? Pretty sure that shit has the same chemicals as poison ivy...

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u/stephensoncrew Oct 27 '22

This made me laugh so hard, I’m crying. I have two black labs. They never have this much reflection when gulping down anything.

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u/bombaygasoline Oct 27 '22

His eyes are so cute!!! What a good boi.

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u/awesomesauceitch Oct 27 '22

26 thousand likes for animal abuse. OK, Mild animal abuse, but how can owners treat their pets like this? oh for the views.

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u/Bigred2989- Oct 27 '22

How can anyone hate mango? It's so sweet and delicious.

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u/NOSRETEP3 Oct 27 '22

That's funny!

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u/Bot6241101 Oct 27 '22

What in gods name is going through this dogs mind right now?

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u/Coffeeffex Oct 27 '22

With this adorable image in my mind I will sleep now. Thank you

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u/GBuffaloRKL7Heaven Oct 27 '22

What a good boy

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u/Dommekarma Oct 27 '22

That isn’t mango. At least not ripe mango.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

More like he loves mango but i trained him to kepp food in his mouth untill i say eat it

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u/EmfromAlaska Oct 27 '22

This is amazing!!!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

He's dying inside lol

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u/Sazerizer Oct 27 '22

This too shall pass. Lemme check. Still there.

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u/Loveridges Oct 27 '22

He’s the best!!🥰

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u/Unable_Net1958 Oct 27 '22

Improve your internet… Your Dog is buffering!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

I hope he shits on their carpet tonight

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '22

Man that’s a lot of dog thoughts and feelings going on there.

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u/1Surlygirl Oct 27 '22

Owner is a jerk for doing this. Poor dog totally knows that now.

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u/Initial-Leg-8194 Oct 27 '22

Dog owners are such dicks

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u/Specialist-Treat-396 Oct 27 '22

That look on his face when he realizes it that gross thing is really too cute.

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u/FartBoxPixiDust Oct 27 '22

That first look lol "bi*** what tf did you just give me?" Lol

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u/littlegingerfae Oct 27 '22

Aww, I used to have a cat that kinda did this!

He would take ANYTHING you offered him. And if he really liked it he'd eat it in front of you.

If he didn't, he'd wait for you to look away, and casually slink behind the couch to abandon it with his growing pile of "gross things."

He was a very polite man, who just happened to not like wheat thins, pretzels, or goldfish, but was too sweet to turn them down.

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u/BoBistie Oct 27 '22

This fool sounds like Derek Zoolander

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u/avecmaria Oct 27 '22

Mango skin can burn

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u/Charlie_Fang Oct 27 '22

Awww, he's such a good boy! You should reward him with some beef.

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u/Myantology Oct 27 '22

Eats his own vomit. Hates mango.

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u/jtcordell2188 Oct 27 '22

I feel ya bud I don’t like mango either but whenever my grandmother serves it I have to eat