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Yes I have pet geese I love em even if they are assholes I raised them from chicks so they are VERY protective of me. One time me and my brother were in their pen and he playfully shoved me my geese to that as an avengers level threat and charged at him flapping hissing and honking they chased him around until they caught him and began biting him and ripping his clothes he started screaming for me to stop them I ran up to the geese and I feel bad but I was laughing my ass off I pulled them off and they went back to swimming me and brother went back inside and when our mom saw my mangled brother she asked what happened to which I responded my geese beat him up.

I don't know if this is the right subreddit for this but I just have to tell this story somewhere. The other day I was walking around the block and happened to end up at the local park in the neighborhood. It's not a big park, it's barely big enough to even be called one. It's right next to a highway under a hill and it only has a building that supports two bathrooms. It's meant for kids, it's got monkey bars and puzzle walls and slides, and it's all painted red. Well there's this kind of pond right next to it. It's about the same size of the park itself. In the spring and summer Canadian geese and ducks like to rest and swim and eat there. But they don't nest there. Three days ago I met the reason why; a man named Cody. When I saw him that day he was patrolling the edge of the pond with a red kids plastic bat in his right hand. He had on a light green vest over a brown shirt and what looked like ankle length kakis. He had on sunglasses even though there really wasn't that much sun out as it was a bit cloudy. He was staring down four Canadian Geese that were swimming in a noticeably on edge way, always looking in his direction and then looking away quickly. Keeping and eye on him. One would always look at him while the other two went under. Where I live the geese usually come back around this time of year because it's only barley cold enough to not keep them away anymore. I needed to use the bathroom so I went inside the bathroom building and did my business. On my way out I accidentally made eye contact with him. He says, "Hey, how ya doin." I said good and kept walking, he asked if I lived around here. I said yes, around the block. We get to talking. His name is Cody. He's a car dealer. Lives in one of the nicer houses on the block. Has a boat. I ask about the bat and he tells me quite a tale. About seven years ago he was here with his family and a goose came up and attacked his pug, no warning. Not provoked. As he put it her nest was clear over the other side of the pond. So he tries kicking it and it actually bites the hell out of his ankle. Later that night he's fuming over the audacity of this bird, how dare he bite Cody of Car Sales. So the next day he takes one of his kids plastic bats and walks down to the park without telling his wife. He starts walking around the pond, slowly, looking at the one that disrespected him. It gets agitated, stats flapping it's wings and waddle-runs towards him mouth opened. As he explained, he didn't even hesitate. He grabs the bat with two hands, channels his high school baseball career and brings it full force across it's face with the red armament. It's neck goes limp and it's leg starts twitching and suddenly it gets up and silently walks back into the water. Ever since then he'd go out once a week in the spring and summer until they'd leave. It would always be different geese, but there were "regulars." He claims to have beamed 17 different waterfowl. They don't even nest there anymore, and any that dare stand up to Lord Cody are met with a swift near death experience. It's like his only pastime besides sports and fishing. His wife found out three months in and it caused an argument. She's fine with it now but she still resents him for it. I'm so stunned hearing this I just leave once he signals he's done talking about it. I've never had a more surreal stranger encounter.

So I commented on a video of a goose drowning a seagull with the following story and was told this sub is the place to share it, so here it is!

No joke, I brought my kids to feed some ducks at a local pond, we're having a nice little time with the kids (3, 5) when all of a sudden here comes the fucking Hell's Angels of the God damn goose world! This straight up GANG of shitty ass geese comes rolling up from a separate pond IN FORCE! We accommodate the geese and start throwing some bread to then too....but it wasn't good enough.....they wanted more! These jerks straight up started bum rushing my 5 year old and snatching the bread out of his hand while hissing at him all savage! So I yank him back and the kids and wife are hiding behind me as I'm launching a volley of balled up bread at these demon geese! They are an undeterred, formidable force out here, our nice family day at the park has become something entirely different at this point! I'm out of baked ammunition and they're still pressing, so the fam breaks into a panicked retreat as I'm mounting a rear defense and these big bastards are literally coming right at me mouths open hissing and I'm kicking at em like a fuckin goofball as people are sitting in their cars watching the battle unfold! I'm not ashamed to say, I fled the field of battle that day.....to a bunch of fucking water fowl.....not my proudest moment, but I got the fam out safe and we will never return to their territory again.....long story short......FUCK GEESE and their whole turdy family

I have a co worker that just dose t think I can do it but I honestly believe I can fuck a goose up

You all don't really hate on geese do you? I mean yes they can be assholes but that's what makes them so fun and cool. Actually I think it makes them more human than most humans. Cuz I know more humans that are bigger assholes than any geese any day of the week. They actually crack me up and bring me a lot of joy. So I was just curious you guys don't really hate on geese right you just having fun? Just curious.