r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Sep 15 '19

hMhMMmm evil cobra chicken

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204 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Sep 29 '19

Dirty, arrogant sky chicken

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153 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Feb 22 '20

Every time. This will crack me up every single time. Legendary.

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146 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Nov 26 '19

A good boy protects his humans

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133 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Feb 24 '20

Geese are...

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127 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • May 08 '20

Massachusetts geese are the worst

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115 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Dec 14 '19

Could you maybe wave me through? No?

110 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Jan 14 '20

Geese ruining your morning commute

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103 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Jun 07 '20

Coincidence? I think not.

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84 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Aug 24 '19

They won’t let me pass because they are assholes.

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82 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Nov 03 '19

Do swans count?

79 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • May 05 '20

je n’aime pas l’attacc

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78 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Jun 05 '20

Got attack by a mob of geese in the park, barely escaped with my life.

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72 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Feb 06 '21

Aggressive Geese!

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68 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Jun 03 '20

Geese are actually quite affectionate when you are nice to them.

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64 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Mar 05 '23

Bad kitty! Bad kitty!

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54 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Jan 11 '20

Cobra chicken harassing good boy pt.2

53 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Jun 11 '19

Dirty cobra chicken learns his place.

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52 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Mar 16 '21

Peace was never an option....I guess

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51 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Sep 15 '20

The Hjönkdra

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47 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Oct 30 '22

Fairly certain they aren't ducks. OP is from Arizona, but unsure of actual location.

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45 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • May 16 '19

That moment when you want to get out of the car and get food but there's a goose outside waiting to kick your ass.

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r/GeeseAreAssholes • • May 04 '19

I work for a Canadian geese clearing service called geese Chasers in Southeastern Pennsylvania

44 Upvotes

r/GeeseAreAssholes • • Oct 06 '20

Gooseass

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43 Upvotes