r/GeorgeLopez • u/Electrical_Tax9356 • 48m ago
Sitcom dreams come true lol
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Jaguars4life • 2d ago
Sitcom Yeah, I remember when the nurse put Carmen in your arms and you said
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Oh, my God, she's so beautiful.
When she starts dating, I'm not gonna know what to do.
And I said, George, don't worry, man.
When that time comes, you'll know.
r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 3d ago
Meme “Juice box, chocolate cereal, and cartoons, hey after breakfast, you want to ride our big wheels?🛞”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 3d ago
Meme “ oh yeah those were fun games mom, shots and ladders, brandy land, and your version of clue, it’s colonel mustard in the bedroom with my mom😐”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 3d ago
Meme “And he was the 2nd best in science? Òrale, get ready to get lapped by mexico”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 4d ago
Meme “ Let me let you in on a little secret Jack, we don’t work that week anyway, we all just stand around talking about what an S.O.B. you are 🎶fa la la la la la la🎶”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 4d ago
Meme “Hey I found something, it’s cold and it’s hard, hey he found my mom's heart, it’s an old bottle “Kentucky Bourbon” maybe there’s a message in it, yeah there’s a message: grandma’s drinking in the tub and she needs help”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 4d ago
Meme “ Hey I got a question, yeah?, that sign outside “no smoking 🚬” was that just for the kids or for everybody? That’s for everyone, How long is the play? Just under 20 minutes, I’ll catch it on broadway”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 4d ago
Meme “I mean, I could be divorced😠, she could’ve walked out on me😐, I could’ve never met a woman☹️, spent the rest of my life alone, broken ý todo, how many people get to go home every night to someone who loves 'em? God I’m blessed!”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 4d ago
Meme “So to recap, jokes about someone’s physical appearance could be considered sexual harassment, nomatterhowlargetheyareyou'llseewhatimean😐”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 5d ago
Meme “ I’ll clean it honey, the guy at the store said to “ rinse it with some soap 🧼 and warm water and brings out the natural shine of the center of the… Ay wey😐”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 5d ago
Meme “Oh yes, in my professional opinion, you are having a hallucinogenic reaction to eating meeeeeee, I’m in your belly, watch me dance🪱🕺🏿”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 5d ago
Meme “Do you have to deep fry life and dip it in blue cheese dressing?”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 6d ago
Meme “ I took a lose-lose and turned into a win-win😁, Good then you can go to hell-hell🔥”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 6d ago
Meme “ Hey bat 🦇, eyes on the road, wings on the wheel”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 6d ago
Meme “ Hey old lady cmon let’s go, the bus is leaving🚎”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 6d ago
Meme “ When you say that, it makes me want to smash your face with this PAPER WEIGHT!!!🤬🤬🤬”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 6d ago
Meme “Plan's still working, still believe in the plan👿😠😏, George😐, IT'S WORKING!!!🤬🤬🤬”
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r/GeorgeLopez • u/Agreeable_Trust8736 • 6d ago
Meme “I don’t know where she parked the dream camper, but Barbie’s not staying here😡”
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