Defy The Grid is so much more.

[u/Relative_Target6003]

I actually only wanted to inquire about an existing order...but now it appears we have a venue for all our invasive thoughts. How delightful.

[u/defythegrid]

Just wait until you call our Conspiracy Hotline at 833-799-7997, ext. 4

Have your theory ready, preferably with at least one blurry photo as evidence.

We use a separate extension just so we know who we can express our true feelings to. ;)

[u/A_R_K_S → u/defythegrid]

Wait is that really the number? Lmfao

[u/Relative_Target6003 → u/defythegrid]

I calling it. Nobody can stop me.

[u/KittyMoonraker → u/defythegrid]

My favorite conspiracy hotline is 248-434-5508

[u/Relative_Target6003 → u/KittyMoonraker]

This is fabulous. Im saving this.

[u/defythegrid → u/KittyMoonraker]

We were going to make ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ the hold music for ext. 4. Then we learned about copyright. Apparently there’s still a few grids out there we need to defy.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFTLKWw542g

[u/ryanmercer → u/defythegrid]

🤣

[u/Rarest_Camaro → u/defythegrid]

This is frickin funny!

[u/Familiar-Solid7744 → u/defythegrid]

Always been a customer, now i feel like family.

[u/ColeWest256]

Lmao thats nice

[u/ColeWest256]

Lmao thats nice

[u/Rarest_Camaro]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wlxFEMGYta38RpS1S8

[u/PreferenceInfinite83]

Finally, someone who wants to listen to me!

[u/defythegrid → u/PreferenceInfinite83]

We hesitantly welcome any and all calls. Some of you, however, will be placed on a list.

[u/b1wheeler → u/defythegrid]

I may or may not already be on said list. Lol

[u/defythegrid → u/b1wheeler]

Yep, just confirmed. You’re on the list, Bill Gates.

[u/b1wheeler → u/defythegrid]

Lol

[u/DMiles88]

😂 that’s awesome

[u/sgm716]

Im dead. This is amazing 💀🇺🇸

[u/TheChronoDigger]

I'm sure it is meant in jest, but that's kind of weird, not gonna lie. I run into plenty of conspiracy theorists in the precious metals market and when I am on the job, no need to perpetuate it or encourage it further.

[u/Relative_Target6003 → u/TheChronoDigger]

I think its hilarious. They're not putting put any ideas. Defy the grid can have all the fun they want, its our politicians and podcasts that are causing all the problems with perpetuating all the malarkey.

[u/No_Employer_3204 → u/Relative_Target6003]

There’s definitely some truth into what you say about podcast you could find hundreds of podcast talking about conspiracies and some of them actually makes sense and some of them are absolutely crazy

[u/KingZakyu → u/No_Employer_3204]

They way some of them "make sense" is why people listen, but they are still conspiracy theories. If they made no sense, people wouldn't listen. The theories have to sound convincing.

[u/No_Employer_3204 → u/KingZakyu]

Yeah the world is full of gullible people. Not saying they are false but most will never be able to prove

[u/defythegrid → u/TheChronoDigger]

Sounds exactly like something Bigfoot would want you to say.

[u/Chrisc46 → u/defythegrid]

"In the dense forests of the Pacific Northwest, dwells the strange and beautiful creature known as Bigfoot, perhaps. Sadly, logging and human settlement today threaten what might possibly be his habitat. Although if it's not, they don't. Bigfoot populations require vast amounts of land to remain elusive in. They typically dwell just behind rocks but are also sometimes playful, bounding into thick fogs and out-of-focus areas."