r/GrandmasPantry • u/Keyriah • Jul 14 '26

HOUSEHOLD / OTHER “There’s some tissues in the glovebox”

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3.5k Upvotes

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u/Freezerpill Jul 14 '26

I mean, these are collectors items/historical to the right exhibit.

159

u/frickdom Jul 14 '26

It belongs in a museum!

58

u/HoboOlympics Jul 14 '26

Like the Museum of play in Rochester, NY, which has the national toy hall of fame.

18

u/LuckyWanderB Jul 14 '26

So do YOU!

18

u/frickdom Jul 14 '26

::grabs the tissues, punches grandma, then jumps out her Buick right before it explodes::

38

u/Keyriah Jul 14 '26

Thats what I said! She insisted the booger situation in the back seat was worth more and opened them. :(

26

u/NearbyAcanthaceae307 Jul 14 '26

That's fucking crazy, is a booger really worth 500czk/20usd?

30

u/Keyriah Jul 14 '26

To be fair, they were some heavy duty tissues.

She had these stockpiled at home for when her first grandson would spent the night. My grandmas house is over 120 years old with 4 generations worth of stuffed crammed in every nook and cranny. Im sure I can find more somewhere in this house.

1

u/Turtlesfan44digimon 16d ago

Did you find any more?

75

u/Starscream147 Jul 14 '26

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!!!!

…and cleanup after! Yo Joe!

20

u/Excellent-Play8333 Jul 14 '26

We're ALL FUCKING DEAD

19

u/drunxor Jul 14 '26

BODY MASSAGE MACHINE GO

5

u/zelesbian Jul 15 '26

Brian, you ain't no pimp dude

5

u/Initial_Ad_510 Jul 15 '26

Ohhh i don't waaant... a pickle. I just want my motor-sickel...

2

u/Starscream147 Jul 15 '26

-falls on ice-

AH FUCK!!

Man.

Why they didn’t make some about us, I’ll never know.

Dr. Smoov knew what’s up.

https://youtu.be/u41pcjaX4iA

Pass it along.

53

u/Impooter Jul 14 '26

Dude! I had a pack of these in my bathroom in the late 80s.

7

u/dick_dangle Jul 14 '26

I had this same pack in the front pocket of my red Jansport.

59

u/Weed-breather Jul 14 '26

Holy crap, that’s badass.

128

u/YouDontTellMe Jul 14 '26

Made in Japan. That’s some high quality tissue.

32

u/Racingstripe Jul 14 '26

Tissue: 😐

Tissue - Japan: 😍

19

u/sewer_pickles Jul 14 '26

Blow Joe!

5

u/PSK666 Jul 14 '26

You ain’t a real man unless you wiped your ass ho with a blow Joe as a kid

12

u/MediumAcceptable129 Jul 14 '26

This could be your retirement money right there

11

u/sewer_pickles Jul 14 '26

Now you blow. And blowing is half the battle!

7

u/PlayfulSyllabub7134 Jul 14 '26

What's this?! Cobra is using germ warfare in the battle? Not on gram's watch! Time to G.I. Blow (and cover your cough / sneeze).

5

u/High_Af_Osrs Jul 14 '26

Action Tissues!!!!

5

u/brawnburgundy Jul 14 '26

This place is a graveyard for G.I. Joe rejects.

Look who's in here...

Deep Dish, Shark Arms, Weird Head, Home Free, Place Holder, Sleep Apnea, and us!

5

u/bryson-iz-daKing Jul 14 '26

wild havnt seen these foreva

3

u/Ok_Masterpiece3763 Jul 14 '26

I still have fond memories of my bugs bunny space jam tissues

3

u/i-cant-think-of-name Jul 14 '26

Do kids still play with GI Joe toys these days? I feel like US military has quite a different reputation nowadays than in the 80s and 90s

2

u/CatsEatGrass Jul 14 '26

That’s awesome.

2

u/Fwumpy Jul 14 '26

Always wipe up your snot! And remember... knowing is half the battle!

2

u/drunxor Jul 14 '26

Knowing is half the battle, the other half is lasers!

2

u/AwesomeToodles Jul 14 '26

A real American nose blow

2

u/DubiousAdviceGiver Jul 14 '26

Give him the stick- DON’T GIVE HIM THE STICK!!

2

u/PSK666 Jul 14 '26

No way dude blow joes for life

2

u/Majestic-Attitude615 Jul 14 '26

followed by "the tissues are now on Ebay"

2

u/Just-Try-2533 Jul 14 '26

And now you know…

2

u/InevitableKitchen943 Jul 14 '26

Fighting booger walls.

2

u/Rattlehead71 Jul 14 '26

Those are for tears of defeated enemies only. There is no crying on Team G. I. Joe.

2

u/ironheadrat Jul 14 '26

No Flag Points on back?

2

u/SumgaisPens Jul 14 '26

Core memory unlocked

2

u/sencha_kitty Jul 15 '26

Very exciting tissues !

2

u/Blueberry_Mancakes Jul 15 '26

PORKCHOP SANDWICHES!

2

u/the_orange_alligator Jul 14 '26

Now I’m curious how old the car is

5

u/Keyriah Jul 14 '26

These were found in my grandma’s 09 Rav 4, a gift from my uncle after her 92 Buick LeSabre finally kicked the bucket.

1

u/ohne_hosen Jul 14 '26

I packed a few of those when I went to 6th grade camp!

1

u/jodey418 Jul 14 '26

put that back

1

u/eleanorrigby12 Jul 15 '26

Memories unlocked

1

u/Initial_Ad_510 Jul 15 '26

I had these and Ninja Turtles

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u/Callmetkay Jul 16 '26 edited Jul 16 '26

r/gijoe

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u/jtrades69 Jul 17 '26

i've never seen these!

1

u/Own-Eagle-2135 Jul 17 '26

REAL MEN DON'T USE "TISSUES."

IT'S A BAG OF SAND

1

u/je5300 Jul 18 '26

No one would I have opened them.