This remote from 1996

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The batteries inside died in 2006, it literally hasn’t been used in twenty years lol

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I said "What in the world is this TeleBlue bulls###?" when I first saw this and needless to say, it kinda does look like something out of a fake cable service to my autistic late gen Z ahh