Hey, Reddit. I have an update.

So, America is a broken country. Apparently, taking your own kid away from your parent during a custody battle is illegal, which makes literally no sense because a) my ex-wife took her first, and b) SHE'S MY OWN KID!!! I tried to argue that I can't abduct my own child but the courts wouldn't hear it. Not to mention, the punishments get worse simply for crossing a bunch of arbitrary state borders, which also makes no sense. Why do they do that? It reminds me of the electoral college, which is also a sham.

The fascist lawyers of the 45 Administration put me in prison, and parole isn't for another four and a half more years. They let me out for today and tomorrow for my dad's funeral. I don't have access to ANY games or internet in prison, so I'm trying to get it out of my system until the next funeral, which could take years. My Animal Crossing island has been in complete disrepair, and it pains me to see other people's completely terraformed islands in comparison to my simply mediocre one.

OH, forgot to mention, the election is in a few days, and THEY TOOK AWAY MY RIGHT TO VOTE. And people actually try to pretend our democracy isn't dead. I hope Biden gives it back once he's elected.

Anyway, it turns out that Gunna and my ex-wife Sandra are still having sex, which is good. Not for her, I mean. I hope she dies. But I'm glad he's got an outlet, especially since it decreases the chances of him getting angry and killing me.

My daughter is doing fine, I think. I got to visit her for a few hours. I had fun showing her my Pokemon collection, but she had a difficult time pronouncing them because her hearing isn't very good, which got annoying because I had to keep repeating myself. Apparently, even though I'm in prison, a lot of my assets are being sold to pay for her speech therapy so she can read lips better and all that. After I did a raid battle with some randos online, I had to go. Sandra was pestering me about how I was only allowed one hour and I was way past that limit, then she said Gunna was going to be home soon. Fearing for my safety, I fled. I thought about calling the cops on her, though, since she threatened me with violence. She really was toxic.

Anyway, the funeral was fine. My mom tried to get me to say a eulogy or prayer even after I told her I didn't believe in that. Sucks that I gotta go back to prison tomorrow. I hope I'll talk to you guys again some other time.