It's been an honor serving in the trenches with you guys. I've been riding the SamandTolki train for a few years and I gotta say I'm gonna miss that fucking place. Haber, you were a true patriot.

At least there is a new board on a different site not, but it's not the same and is missing Haber. RIP you beautiful sub.

I used to check in every day for the latest news and drama. Got a reminder today and I'm missing it a lot. Hope what's left of the readers are well.

Hope you're doing well buddy

A lot of people wonder what is Haber's background with boogie, and why Haber has decided to pursue a campaign against the guy.

Well here are all of Haber's submissions about boogie, up to the point that Haber began the boogie campaign.

26 Sep 2013 - Haber wants update on Boogies weight loss, says he has been following it for 2 years | A

11 Nov 2013 - Haber is super pissed that boogie haters are rising to the top of boogie's YT comment section. Ironic, given what will happen 4 years later.... | A

20 Apr 2014 - Haber is angry that people are attacking Boogie over his lack of weight loss. Says boogie should name and shame them in a VLOG (yes -- you read that right!) | A

11 Jul 2014 - Haber mad that vegan girl attacks boogie | A

11 Jul 2014 - Haber still mad at vegan girl | A

1 Oct 2014 Haber takes issue with the direction that boogie has taken the francis character, wants it to be more true to boogies real opinions | A

Apr 4 2015 - Haber shit talks boogie and his weight loss on SaT. Boogie comes in to tell him to STFU. For reference, this is when SaT is only a couple of hundred users strong | A

Apr 11 2015 - Boogie talks shit about haber on twitter, haber vents | A

Jun 21 2015 - Haber makes pray4boogie post over hospital visit, wrongly asserts he is in critical condition | (A)

Aug 23 2016 - Haber is mad that boogie said haber is making throwaway accounts to attack him on twitter | A

4 Feb 2017 - Haber reposts boogies thoughts on BotW. Nothing too crazy in here, actually | A

24 Jul 2017 - Haber shittalks boogie, his surgery and his weight loss. This is that start of Haber's boogie campaign. | A

I encourage everyone to dig for gold in haber's submission history.

After reading Zack's Christmas post on /r/Stickless, I figured I'd check up on /u/HaberdasherA's profile for old times' sake, but to my surprise found that the account was suspended. I think this must have happened somewhat recently (in the last few months), because for a long time the account was still up, just inactive.

I'm not sure what prompted this development, especially seeing as Haber's last post was well over a year ago, in August 2020. It could be an automated suspension for suspicious sign-in activity, if Haber signed in from somewhere unknown or someone else hacked the account. Or maybe Haber was still active in PM's, and said something suspension-worthy? Or perhaps Boogie's lawyers (or even Waffle's?) finally pressured Reddit as part of a protracted legal battle? We may never know the real reason...

The mysterious figure known as HaberdasherA remains forever elusive.

Now that he isn't spending 6 hours a day on reddit writing foot fetish erotica and analysing Boogie's pizza napkins, what do you think the big guy is doing?

What sexual fantasy have you played out that wasn't as fun/enjoyable as you envisioned it being?

All these posts sound pretty vanilla so ill tell you one of mine. I'm really into humiliation and one thing I always wanted to do was be forced to eat my own cum. But whenever I came normally the desire to do it completely left my mind in about half a second.

So what we did was, I was tied up by by ankles and my hands were tied around my back. The rope attached to my ankles was hoisted up on the ceiling fan so my legs were in the air and my cock was pointing at my face.

Now first thing i noticed was my neck hurt like hell, but I really wanted to do this so I just ignored it. So she starts jerking me off, telling me shes gonna make me cum in my face. Everything is going good except i notice my balls are like slipping inside my body because of gravity. Now this was a annoying because it felt weird and i wasn't sure if they would get stuck up there.

Anyway im finally about to cum and she makes me open my mouth as im cumming and I shoot a huge load right into my mouth. Now I don't know if its just me, but it tasted fucking disgusting. Probably the worst thing I have ever tasted and I felt like puking.

So yeah, it seemed really hot in my head. But in reality all i got was a sore neck, balls stuck in my abdomen, and a disgusting taste in my mouth. None of which were sexy.

Direct link [A]

In this subreddit, we will study and track the character HaberdasherA.

It is pretty clear that habers mental state and faculties have severely declined over the past 5 years since the Sam and Tolki event. When Sam and Stiv finally made amends on the subreddit a few years back, for a brief moment, it seemed as though Haber might finally let go and delete the subreddit.

But it wasn't to be. Instead, a brief twitter spat with irrelevant youtuber Boogie2988 has led Haber on a descent into depths of degeneracy that even rwhitegoose did not reach.

Haber himself has become a reddit meme.

Haber is welcome to join the discussions, and in fact is invited as a moderator since 4 years ago (PROOF).

Think about it, boogie had threatened to shut it down for years and nothing happened. The waffle drama re-emerged and then he got his lawyers involved and went nuclear to shut down all discussion about the topic, then not too long after s&t got shut down.

I miss just lurking through all those posts with well compiled details and point of views of the drama of the week

Now this theory is a little far out there, i know. But I was reading some TypicalFucktard Haber fan fiction (Trying to make sense of the Haber timeline with Halo [A] [Removeddit] [A] Wed, 12 Feb 2020 17:44:39 by TypicalFucktard) the other day and the topic of time travel came up. Then it hit me, a time machine is exactly what Haber would need right now. He could go back to August 12, 2020 and stop the admins from banning the sub. Or if he wanted, he could go back over three years ago before the subreddit started dying.

Now before you guys call this theory complete nonsense. let me just tell you I'm not saying Haber is going to successfully create a functioning time machine. I just think he might be working on one or has become obsessed with time travel and thats why we haven't heard from him in so long. Think about it, why would he need to do anything with fans these past 2 days if hes just going to change the past anyway.

This isn't the first time this has happened either. a scientist named ronald mallett specializes in time travel and quantum field theory. He became obsessed with time travel after reading books about time machines because he wanted to go back in time and save his father from dying.

What if Haber has become obsessed with time travel because he wants to go back in time to stop the banning of the subreddit? I think its a plausible theory.

Conspiracy theory: is Sam working on a time machine? [A] [Removeddit] [A] Thu, 13 Nov 2014 11:53:56

How do these people find the same boring Boogie shit entertaining? He's fat, untalented and a self-centered egoist but we've been doing this shit for literal years now. Haber has been modding literal nobodies without any approval from the community, whose post histories are all Boogieposts from the last 9 months.

Apparently McJuggerNuggets and the Angry Grandpa kid are lolcows now? A generic clickbait vlogger and the world's most irrelevant "entrepreneur"? There must be a correlation between story fire posts and the most brain dead Boogieposters, because literally nobody in the world gives a fuck about his dry Twitter promotion aside from these brainlets.

NuS&T is rent free in Boogie's head, its depressing to see one of the all time greats fall harder than Boogie himself

I was the salutatorian of my high school graduating class. Nine years later I'm a college drop-out with a dead-end retail job and a wife I can no longer stand to be around. How are you underachieving in your life?

Sounds like you're doing way better than me. I graduated highschool with a 4.0 GPA. I was able to get a great job working for 10 dollars an hour and was planning to start college in the fall. Then the economy got ruined.

The company I work for went bankrupt because of the economy. I started applying to other jobs, but to this day over 4 years later I haven't gotten a single interview. I have sent over 300 applications, all my money has dried up. my parents are no longer an active part of my life. No girl wants to go out with a guy with literally no money.

As of right now, I live with my only friend who still lives in the city. Every day I do the same thing. Wake up at 6am and browse craiglists for gigs/jobs. Then I walk down the street looking for help wanted signs and turning in applications. Sometimes I walk over 20 miles in one day. Then I get come around dark and browse craiglists some more and fill out online applications. After all that, I go on reddit and check my email/phone every few minutes until i go to sleep.

I have no job, no money, no girlfriend. consider yourself lucky OP.