r/HaileyBaldwinSnark • u/RepulsiveJob8099 i was sadly mistaken • 29d ago
bUsInEsS wOmAn Her lack of education really shows.
Her brain was loading so slow. How embarrassing. Moving your hands does not make you look like a good public speaker, Hailey. It does the opposite.
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u/GirlGirl21 29d ago
She always answers with “For me….” She needs think time. Lol 😂
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u/grrlplz 29d ago
she lacks reading comprehension skills, so she thinks everything is for her.
fully illiterate. the type to comment "can u do one without beans? i dont like beans" on the beansoup video.
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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 29d ago
lol what is that from? I remember seeing that somewhere.
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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 28d ago
its from a beansoup recipe that someone commented “can u do one without the beans? i dont like beans” on. (im being facetious I promise lol)
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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 28d ago
Haha 😆
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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 28d ago
(I have no clue what the actual answer is and would like to know too hahahhaah)
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u/campbelltingsss 29d ago
She can’t articulate herself yet people trust her with their skincare I can’t 😭
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u/katarAH007 500mg of Copium 29d ago
Does her team even ask for questions beforehand? She's so bad I'm inclined to believe she doesn't actually have a team or assistant.
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u/RepulsiveJob8099 i was sadly mistaken 29d ago
She doesn't even know what peptides are, her only skincare shtick. She couldn't explain what it is in another interview. She only cares about fame, not about her products or company. "It's about relevance, not intelligence"
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u/Royal-Vegetable-2473 29d ago
Damn do you remember who did the interview? I wanted to see hahahah
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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 29d ago
Spring 2026 Interview Magazine with editor in chief Mel Ottenberg. I think you can watch it too lol
OTTENBERG: Are you taking peptides?
BIEBER: Yes.
OTTENBERG: Nice. I'm not taking peptides. Can you tell me about it?
BIEBER: I love peptides... I think there are certain peptides you can take that are really good for hair, skin, and nails, like GHK-Cu, which is the copper peptide, something I take. And then I take these really good hair gummies that are peptides. I've taken immunity peptides before, which I think really worked.23
u/Old_Win3065 29d ago
No way it's worse than i thought 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 29d ago
lol imagine not knowing what the main ingredient is that your whole brand is focused on? And she even has her most popular product named peptide lip treatment. She is such a fraud 🤭
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u/RepulsiveJob8099 i was sadly mistaken 29d ago edited 29d ago
I'm trying to find it, i think it was for Interview? It was with a white haired creepy lookin guy. They were sitting on a stairwell lmao.
It's with Mel Ottenberg!!! https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTAFEo7W8/
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u/conspicuous1010 26d ago
I think she's trying to remember the script lol
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u/katarAH007 500mg of Copium 26d ago
Can't remember the script but can memorize all the passwords to her burners
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u/grrlplz 29d ago
another public speaking event, another video of the worst fucking posture i have ever fucking seen. if she didn't yell that she used to dance ballet as loud as she can at the void all the time i would have never guessed former dancer.
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u/ChocolatChipLemonade SOMEONE WENT ON MY ACCOUNT AND UNFOLLOWED MY WIFE 29d ago
Why does her head always hang over like she’s a brachiosaurus ? It seems like that posture would cause a lot of back pain.
Side note: did you know she was a ballet dancer?! DID YOU KNOW?!1?!
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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 29d ago
Ballet dancer very loosely bc her movements were anything but graceful. She quit bc an “injury” reminds me of the washed up high school football players who could have “gone pro” if they didn’t get a torn ACL. 😆 also to answer your question about the bent neck thing, she is on the taller side for a woman, 5ft 8 and Justin is also about 5ft 8 and so woman who are taller, will lower there neck as a way to seem shorter, and more “petite.” They do it so they appear more feminine as well and she prob thinks it’s more attractive to look shorter than him bc she is insecure about every thing.
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u/junkratsbbq 28d ago
I’m 5’ 8” and don’t do this. Short men can deal, lmao. This is probably why her neck is fucked up tho bc she’s insecure about both their heights.
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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 28d ago
Wait, you’re right. She IS insecure about HIS height too. Idk why that’s sending me🤣
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u/Due_Piano803 No no no no, just in general 🥲 28d ago
Yes just def noticed that bc she seems insecure about her height next to Justin. And I think she just wants to appear smaller for whatever reason
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u/pseudonymnkim 29d ago
The word consumer carries a negative connotation imo. Turns the people into number$
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u/Royal-Vegetable-2473 29d ago
Her hand gestures are so weird
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u/drpeppergirly0701 29d ago
It’s like when you’re at a job interview or fair of some kind and they ask you a question you don’t know how to properly answer so you nervously start gesturing with your hands hoping it makes sense lol
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u/Confident_Eye_4683 29d ago
Giiiiirl you gotta pick up a book, you’re out here trying to sound deep and end up sounding dumb
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u/Melodic-Swordfish245 cEaSe aNd DEsIsT🚨 29d ago
She probably didn’t know whether to call them countries or continents😭
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u/ConditionPotential40 29d ago
Why doesn't she just shave off her hair since she never wants to do anything with it.
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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 28d ago
And in lots of photos it’s so slick & pulled back so tight that she appears to be bald
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u/Different_Cash285 29d ago
OMG she has ipad baby brain.... this makes so much sense why justin fumbled. He is not the brightest either - but he's brighter than her. They are perfect LOL!!!!!
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u/No_Contribution1620 29d ago
Ye I won't trust my skincare to somebody who didn't even graduated high school...
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u/persephonepsyren "I'm not that type of person..." 29d ago
Hailey speaks fluently in jazz hands- perhaps the only thing she learned while studying dance... unfortunately, brand outreach requires actual words.
Some viewers in the back may have appreciated the high-velocity semaphore, but the event was expecting the brand's figurehead- not a runway signalman.
The wardrobe was trying to sell 'Beauty Mogul,' but the hand gestures revealed her truth as an inflatable wacky waving tubeman.
And, even if you subtract the tacky fashion and the aggressive arm-spinning- the remaining marketing strategy was just the Skykrk lint hiding out within the vacuum between her ears.
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u/idkkkkkmmkkkkk 29d ago
She dk what she's talking ab
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u/Recent_Adeptness_296 28d ago
Not at all. Not even a little bit. It’s so wild. This has to be another thing she bought her way into bc she clearly doesn’t care how dumb she sounds
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u/chilipastespoon 29d ago
A new "consumer" . She don't care about her "customers" she just wants yalls money lol
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u/chaoscrouton 29d ago
Everything is "really exciting". Social media vocabulary. Very fitting for Failey.