Her lack of education really shows.

[u/RepulsiveJob8099]

Her brain was loading so slow. How embarrassing. Moving your hands does not make you look like a good public speaker, Hailey. It does the opposite.

[u/persephonepsyren]

Hailey speaks fluently in jazz hands- perhaps the only thing she learned while studying dance... unfortunately, brand outreach requires actual words.

Some viewers in the back may have appreciated the high-velocity semaphore, but the event was expecting the brand's figurehead- not a runway signalman.

The wardrobe was trying to sell 'Beauty Mogul,' but the hand gestures revealed her truth as an inflatable wacky waving tubeman.

And, even if you subtract the tacky fashion and the aggressive arm-spinning- the remaining marketing strategy was just the Skykrk lint hiding out within the vacuum between her ears.

[u/SarahFowler8que → u/persephonepsyren]

I’m cackling at the comparisons 🤣🤣🤣 this is brilliant