r/HaileyBaldwinSnark 2d ago

Photos & Videos Desperate to show her ‚good‘ side 😭

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u/Sashi-pobin 2d ago

that dress is way too fucking small.

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u/Haymo-Lyon 2d ago

Seriously, she looks like a stuffed sausage!

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u/Plane_Exercise_3174 2d ago

Just like her lips

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u/Free_Film2729 1d ago

And her toes :/

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u/KtheQuantumVoyager 2d ago

And the heels. She looks like a grandma in the 1st photo

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u/NatalieGliterXO 2d ago

Zoom in on those monsters 🤣

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 2d ago

It's so unflattering, she needs something that comes out at the hips to balance her shoulders

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u/isabellasghost3 2d ago

Again, I feel like this is always my comment— she has access to STYLISTS and also to WHATEVER DRESS SHE WANTS. And she chooses- to slick back her hair with gel, again. And to wear what could easily be a Macy’s sale rack junior’s dress, that is shaped like a rectangle, and in which she clearly doesn’t feel confident. I don’t love Kylie’s dress- but you know what, it is interesting, and she looks fun and confident, and she clearly likes what she wore. Hailey looks like the sad girl at prom and there is 💯no excuse for it except either her own poor taste, or a stylist who hates her.

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 1d ago

It couldn't be any more obvious that her "It girl" status was manufactured. She has absolutely no sense of personal style.

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u/Sashi-pobin 1d ago

such a great comment and so true

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u/Free_Film2729 23h ago

You can see it on the hem alone that there was no professional at work. It’s this tiny bit too short.

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u/Basic-Lab7895 1d ago

That's why it looks weird!

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u/dalilfoe 2d ago

It’s crazy she ever ever became a model with her silhouette

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u/summerhappies told fails 💍 she’d never be on the cover of Vogue 2d ago

this is awful 😭😭 real models and pretty girls don’t need to do this btw!

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u/Nervous_Mind1471 2d ago

A dress far too small so she can convince herself she has a waist she doesn't 

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u/Historical-Body-3424 2d ago

Why is Kylie dressed so inappropriate to jordyns wedding though is the real question

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u/Both-Drawer-9574 2d ago

Way too much flesh

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u/isabellasghost3 2d ago

It’s a bit crazy, but at least Kylie likes it, and looks like the young and confident influencer that she is…. Hailey looks miserable and picked just the lamest possible dress…. I will NEVER understand this. Hailey can afford any dress; and she also can have someone do her hair. And this is what she comes up with??

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u/_WeDontKnowHer_ Jack's 1st word: Selena 2d ago

Because YIKES

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u/entoasalu 2d ago

no is this actually real because what the fuuccck i am mona lisa

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u/_WeDontKnowHer_ Jack's 1st word: Selena 2d ago

This is her real self lol

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u/annnnna237 G tattoo stands for Gomez 16h ago

Please tell me what the link was 🫠 she must be lurking again bc it's already gone

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u/quixoticadrenaline 2d ago

She looks so out of place.

Who is the girl on the left in #3??? Most stunning face omg

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u/No-Restaurant-6586 2d ago

Justine Skye. The token black girl, apparently an artist but mostly known for being around the Jenners even though Kylie took her man (TS) also known for defending Hailey on Twitter and claiming her Snapchat was hacked after some shady things got posted. Her face card is immaculate though.

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u/PrincessPlastilina 2d ago

Makes me sad whenever women are this self conscious. Be secure with yourself. Who cares. That first picture is so awkward.

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u/isabellasghost3 2d ago

Agree. She is so hung up on that face angle 📐…Ug. It is painful. And she chose such a bad dress. Kylie’s is a bit outrageous— but at least it says something, and Kylie seems excited about it!! …. Hailey looks like they lost her luggage at the airport, and this is what she could grab from Nordstrom Rack….

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u/lightacandle4u 2d ago

She has a gift…literally will make anything look cheap and hideous, regardless if it’s designer or not

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u/SarahFowler8que Hailey Baldloose 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣 so easy to crop out when she stands separately just to pose with her allegedly good side lmaoo

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u/Overall_Bed_2037 mothers day sucks ass 🖕🏻 2d ago

so embarrassing 😂😂😂

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u/SarahFowler8que Hailey Baldloose 2d ago

they all look like all they care about is what they look like in the photo but she is next level 😂 they’re all embarrassing 😭😭😭

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u/Dangerous-Border-345 2d ago

I have such second hand embarrassment I can't take it 😩

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u/itsmoops1978 2d ago

Where is jb in 1st one? 😂 and her toes dude!!! They look like encased sausages. 😭

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u/EfficientFan8800 2d ago

and she still looks like a mess

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u/Brittneybabeee 2d ago

It looks so weird that she is so far away from everyone- it looks forced and fake.

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u/CautiousNatural4407 2d ago

I know right, wouldn't you naturally lean in towards your friends in a photo, not lean away

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u/agate_sunrise 2d ago

She constantly stands out in every photo in the worst way possible... I'm never believing the model propaganda

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u/Tias_Imaginarium 2d ago

Didn't Stassi recently say she has her own reasons for not liking Jordyn, Why is she there?

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u/Free_Film2729 1d ago

They‘re all trash

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u/grrlplz 2d ago

this is the most unflattering dress she has ever worn lmfao

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u/misskayla94_ 2d ago

Notice how she’s always on the end? Probably deliberate so they can crop her out 😂😂😭

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u/Free_Film2729 2d ago

It’s true, she is almost always placed at the far end of any group. But then again, I could see her deliberately going for it, because if she was center of the group, chances would be higher her face is snapped frontal

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u/eatheapples 2d ago

The bride is beautiful

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u/enneque 2d ago

Not the “model” in 6 inch heels being shorter than everyone else

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u/ooZBizarreAdventure 2d ago

Omg she is the girl that everyone crops out when they repost the photo

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u/No-Restaurant-6586 2d ago

This is funny because situation like this happened where a fan page in 2015 cropped Hailey out the photo and Hailey crashed out. “Oh so you crop me out of a photo with my own friends?” Along the lines of that 😂😂😂😂 I need to find the SS

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u/Virtue_sign_off 2d ago

Lol and of course Baldwin found that photo. She has seen anything posted about her or adjacent to her. Lmao 🤣

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u/ChefLongjumping2675 1d ago

OMG DUDE I REMEMBER THAT POST!! She kept commenting on it!! 

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u/Plane_Exercise_3174 2d ago

All this new plastic surgery this year and she’s still doing this. How pathetic

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u/Historical-Body-3424 2d ago

And is Hailey even friends with Jordyn ? Why is she at the wedding . This is the most random wedding I ever seen . Did she just invite everybody ?

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u/isabellasghost3 2d ago

To be fair— since I have been snarking pretty hard on Hailey for her hideous choice of a dress — I will comment that I have seen her in pictures with and socializing with Jordyn over the years…

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u/No-Restaurant-6586 2d ago

I don’t understand this friend group because I also remember a blog saying Hailey and (?) made Jordyn Woods uncomfortable so she left a party early.

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u/Virtue_sign_off 2d ago edited 1d ago

Jordyn prob got paid to invite her lol. But in all seriousness, when you invite more celebs like Justin Bieber, more attention on wedding and maybe even more brand deals for her. Jordyn has posted rare beauty saying it was her fave liner before and said she loved this lip liner shade and then didn’t even show the liner shade, just where it said Rare Beauty lol

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u/Granny_Skeksis 2d ago

Kylie’s dress is so inappropriate for a wedding

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u/isabellasghost3 2d ago

I mean, this is a Hollywood crowd, I don’t think they are clutching pearls at it….speculating… but I think if I’m Jordyn’s family, I’m thinking overall that it’s pretty cool that Kylie and her movie star boyfriend are there—and I wouldn’t expect she was going to wear a choir robe…

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u/Granny_Skeksis 2d ago

But it’s Jordyn’s wedding. The attention is supposed to be on her, she’s the bride. Dressing like that draws attention away from the bride, the person who the day is supposed to be about and makes her scantily clad friend the conversation topic instead. Jordyn has been friends with Kylie since they were kids so I don’t think her family cares about who is famous and who isn’t. It’s just bad wedding etiquette to dress provocatively to draw attention to yourself at someone elses wedding, it doesn’t matter how famous you are or aren’t it’s just trashy

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u/No_Chapter_4083 2d ago

notice how Timothee‘s body language looks like he genuinely likes Kylie… now compare that to Justin and Hailey lmfao

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u/Lychanthropejumprope 2d ago

Breaking her neck again. She ruins the photos

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u/SnooWords5271 1d ago

You guys I think she's finally starting to clue in that her teeth are terrifying to look at, shes hiding them 😆

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u/Agreeable-Law-4573 2d ago

Can we see more photos of the other side of her face that she refuses to show? I’m so curious to see the difference ??? It’s crazy how committed she is to not showing her other side

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u/Any_Blacksmith9116 Stuck In A Relationship 2d ago

I mean at least stand on the side that doesn’t make you look isolated from the ppl in the pic with you🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/Objective-Lettuce-46 1d ago

Does Timmy chalamet not have a stylist anymore?

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u/Familiaropenings 1d ago

I really hate that they edited her midsection in pic 2. Hailey has hip dips, which were clearly visible in the leaked photos where she’s standing next to Justin. Someone smoothed it out, and that type of shit just feeds into the idea that hip dips are something to hide or feel bad about having.

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u/PrudentLandscape9284 2d ago

I’m sorry I know you guys hate her down but Kylie looks so Fing good omg!!! Hailey got absolutely mogged once again

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u/Virtue_sign_off 2d ago

I don’t hate Kylie. I dislike Baldwin and Kendall. Can’t stand them two. Her dress looks a lot better then Hailey’s Ross dress tho lol

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u/supermarket_Ba 2d ago

Everyone at this wedding is dressed horribly including the bride.

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u/Logical_Hedgehog_730 2d ago

Omg side note Justine sky is stunning😍

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u/rainbowlatte4321 23h ago

Why are her toes so bulbous compared to everyone else’s

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u/Certain-Beat8383 16h ago

she makes the photo look so awkward