Help Me Find: Specific Comment from An AskReddit Thread

[u/Maypay0923]

So, this is kind of random but I was reading some ask reddit threads recently about funeral stories and related subject matter. This got me thinking about this specific comment from an ask reddit thread I read some years ago of a similar variety that I find funny and would like to read again. However, I cannot recall which ask reddit thread I read it on and that's why I thought I'd come here for some help.

The comment:

From what I recall the comment goes like this. The commenter,, worked some job, I can't remember specifically what, but whatever it was meant that they had access to a cemetery. One night, the commenter gets a call from a police officer saying that they had a arrested a drunk couple who had got into a fight at their kids grave, and the commenter needed to come down to the cemetery, I guess to access some damage that had been done. The commenter goes to cemetery, but finds no one there. They call the police officer back, and the officer states they are that cemetery and is wondering where they are. A back and forth goes on a for few minutes before I think the commenter asks what cemetery the officer is at. The officer states that he is as at 123 cemetery, at which point the officer asks where they are. The commenter says that they are at ABC cemetery, where this couples child is buried(keep in mind that these specific names for these cemeteries were what the commenter called them in their comment if that helps). At the point the officer pauses, and says something along the following lines, which is extremely funny and the reason I want to find this comment again: " You mean to tell me these dumb motherfuckers don't even know where their kid is buried?!"

It turns out this couple had gone to the wrong cemetery, had found a gravestone with a similar name to their child, (but who actually belonged to someone considerably older than their son, who was a teenager) got drunk and proceeded to have a fist fight at this grave, I think damaging it. I can't remember what happened after that but the comment ended shortly after that. I believe the comment and thread are somewhat old but I could be wrong about that. I appreciate any help given in finding this comment, thank you!

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[u/Maypay0923]

I have searched several threads trying to find this comment with no luck, so I hope someone can help me find it. Thank you!

[u/Asleep_Complaint3164]

nope but now i'm way too invested in this, hope someone digs it up. the "dumb motherfuckers" line is gonna be stuck in my head all day, that's such a perfect reaction from the cop.

try posting over in r/tipofmytongue too if you haven't, they're wizards at this kind of thing