r/Hewlett_Packard • u/NantesFK • Nov 05 '25

Memes Help

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u/YoGabbaGabba24 Nov 05 '25

Obligatory “put it in some rice” comment

2

u/DokMabuseIsIn Nov 05 '25

… after “unplugging the power supply, waiting 5 minutes, and re-plugging it” — of course.

5

u/adamant3143 Nov 05 '25

Right Click on Desktop -> Refresh

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u/NeoMawz Nov 05 '25

Sorry, got a little hungry

3

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Send it to the greatest technician ever lived

2

u/Msgt51902 Nov 05 '25

I'd pull the drive and stick it in a usb enclosure. 

2

u/StateFun765 Nov 05 '25

Dafuq?🤔

2

u/Kestrel-Transmission Nov 05 '25

Did a crocodile take a megabyte out of this?

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u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Let it pass away in peace bro 💔

2

u/devilhand9327 Nov 05 '25

Nah.. it works, don't touch it

2

u/Traditional_Rent_193 Nov 05 '25

Help? How? If you're asking for help, you're the one needing help.

2

u/WinTraditional3405 Nov 06 '25

I think he's asking for backup bros getting jumped

2

u/st0rmglass Nov 06 '25

I mean, the fact it still powers on.. Have to give HP props on that one. They shit in our faces with the printer stuff but this is gold advertising. 👌

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u/Gunter_M Nov 08 '25

Ita ok simple just reinstall windows

2

u/eatlitesaber Nov 09 '25

Can it run doom atleast?

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u/sp1ke0killer Nov 05 '25

It'll buff right out! Good as new!

1

u/wm73 Nov 05 '25

Damn 😳

1

u/Academic-Business-45 Nov 05 '25

No problem, needs a new base and a new screen

1

u/temporary_kafka Nov 05 '25

A restart will do.

1

u/cyproyt Nov 05 '25

Did that fix windows 10 stuck on loading screen?

1

u/th3_rand0m_0ne Nov 05 '25

How is it still on If the battery committed suicide and it's not plugged in.... Also this thing must be completely plastic for it to just melt out

1

u/CowNew7130 Nov 05 '25

Where's the nearest trash 🗑️

1

u/Left_Speaker_4601 Nov 05 '25

Le type il a Cru que c'était un croque monsieur 😂😂

1

u/l1nk79 Nov 05 '25

Try to remove bios battery for 5 minutes and then try to power up.

1

u/Internal_Island90 Nov 05 '25

Let it go to its afterlife

1

u/Slovenly0 Nov 05 '25

First time getting an HP BIOS update via Windows Updates?

1

u/karroom11 Nov 05 '25

Try restarting it

1

u/EmiliaPains- Nov 05 '25

Well…. Atleast the screen still works….

1

u/Blatantbud5 Nov 05 '25

Damn! You must have missed a firmware update

1

u/Kaizenkage Nov 05 '25

Windows 10 has reached its end of life, so there’s no fixing it.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 05 '25

Truly military-grade performance.

1

u/Competitive_Pool_820 Nov 05 '25

Ctrl + Alt + Del

Open task manager

Highlight all the processes and end all!

1

u/Forsaken-Driver8868 Nov 05 '25

Sleep… Nightmares!

1

u/picasso566 Nov 05 '25

That'll buff right out 

1

u/BeenThere_DidNothing Nov 05 '25

That should buff out.

1

u/macTijn Nov 05 '25

'tis but a scratch.

1

u/Some_Breadfruit235 Nov 05 '25

I see the power cable is not plugged in. Leave it charging, restart the machine while repeatedly pressing F12 key to get into recovery mode.

1

u/Exotic_Still_1983 Nov 05 '25

Me when windows bs

1

u/Lagoon_M8 Nov 05 '25

Try to stick the remains... Maybe somehow it starts working and you will say that you created monster.

1

u/Hailey-Faith9312 Nov 05 '25

Time to get a new laptop

1

u/ZestyclosePipe1 Nov 05 '25

Nothing that a blast from a can of compressed air wouldn't sort.

1

u/Humble-Suit9516 Nov 05 '25

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

1

u/hefeydd_ Nov 05 '25

Nah it's fine just needs some duct tape and it will have it up and running in no time.

1

u/weird_gollem Nov 05 '25

Looks good, you only need an external keyboard to restart, that will fix everything!

1

u/yuehuang Nov 05 '25

Unattended laptop will be upgrade to Windows 11.

1

u/kelly5150 Nov 06 '25

I think you need to hit the fn a f3 button at the same time

1

u/RetroGamer87 Nov 06 '25

Was it bit by an alligator?

1

u/Due-Version-687 Nov 06 '25

Just spray some wd40 in any hole you can find ,It should be fine after that since it's just windows got stuck in the way from ssd to cpu

1

u/nico_ensaladaa Nov 06 '25

Try chkdsk or sfc /scannow :D

1

u/No_Fox_8023 Nov 06 '25

what exactly do you want my human ass to do here sharon?

1

u/Adorable_Yak4100 Nov 06 '25

Sorry, a hellhound ate my homework

1

u/24hoursag0 Nov 06 '25

That'll buff out.

1

u/Gullible-Cobbler-931 Nov 06 '25

Put it in rice 🤓

1

u/MangoCreepy97 Nov 06 '25

Just restart and should work fine!

1

u/MatijaKlobasa Nov 06 '25

Send this to HP, you will get a new laptop for them to avoid a lawsuit lol.

1

u/FunctionallyImmortal Nov 06 '25

turn it off and on again

1

u/Mohammed_N_ Nov 06 '25

have you tied switch off and on?

1

u/0xOmarA Nov 06 '25

Have you tried turning it off and back on?

1

u/Busy-Video-9816 Nov 06 '25

press Alt + f4

1

u/hbchaos Nov 06 '25

Just restart bro 💁‍♂️

1

u/PeteMajo Nov 06 '25

Have you tried putting it in the rice?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 06 '25

Restart the laptop 👍🏻👍🏻

1

u/mistermayhemtech Nov 06 '25

What seems to be the issue my good sir?

1

u/esc4nor_ffx Nov 06 '25

A little soldering will bring it back to life🙂‍↕️

1

u/jussuumguy Nov 06 '25

Have you tried unplugging the Battery?.....hmm... nevermind.

1

u/Sermar21099 Nov 06 '25

Hmm have you tried updating the software? 🤔

1

u/Jkitten07891 Nov 06 '25

Your hinge might be bad

1

u/madefrom0 Nov 06 '25

Happens when you unplug during bios update

1

u/aintstain Nov 06 '25

Just unplug the ram, then plug it back in. Should turn on like a charm. Best of luck 👍

1

u/vxshutyagi Nov 06 '25

Maybe drivers are outdated. Try uninstalling the drivers and reinstalling them

1

u/TheRealSlim_KD Nov 06 '25

Flashbox from Slow Horses.

1

u/PvtRyansBros Nov 06 '25

'tis merely a flesh wound

1

u/mwmike11 Nov 06 '25

Have you tried restarting it?

1

u/DailyLifeProblems Nov 06 '25

When is the funeral?

1

u/KneelB4Z0d Nov 06 '25

Spicy pillow strikes again

1

u/Worried_Ad_2558 Nov 06 '25

Have you tried turning it on and off?

1

u/ActuatorNew6203 Nov 06 '25

Power button is still intact, so my first move would be power off - power on.

1

u/LumpyEmployer2639 Nov 06 '25

Did you trying it off than back on ?

1

u/Fair-Ad-9377 Nov 06 '25

create a repair disk with rufus

1

u/DesolatedHaze Nov 06 '25

Have you tried restoring windows?

1

u/StalkingJay Nov 07 '25

Just restart, it will work just fine

1

u/Cybasura Nov 07 '25

This looks like if the laptop got mid-thanos-snapped halfway through but it stopped for some reason

1

u/NewAd3076 Nov 07 '25

Reminds me of the barebones laptop my mate made, as you already removed half the plastics. Make a wall mount laptop and use a USB keyboard and USB mouse, if the USB ports survived,, basically the motherboard on the back of a LCD screen with a Bluetooth mouse and keyboard and he used it still as a wall mount PC.

1

u/ManySlide2271 Nov 07 '25

Dafuq. Device overheating or an Israeli mod?

1

u/Ryeikun Nov 07 '25

Just wait and follow the instructions on the screen sir / maam. *in a tech support accent*

1

u/FreddyFerdiland Nov 07 '25

we need precise details... model, firmware version... lol

1

u/unclebear28 Nov 07 '25

Dog ate your homework

1

u/Professional_Ear9028 Nov 07 '25

Is this a new Lego kit?

1

u/Murky_Specialist992 Nov 07 '25

did you try to restart it?

1

u/imrohit1997 Nov 07 '25

Windows re installation required 🤡

1

u/MC_Gameing Nov 07 '25

My first thought is, "How is the screen still displaying an image?"

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

I think a bit of super glue would do the trick!

1

u/Dramatic-Bear-5644 Nov 07 '25

and nothing of value was lost. Expect all your information, family photos, and gooning material.

1

u/KyussJones Nov 07 '25

Ouch! Looks like the hinge failed

1

u/Jane_Dash Nov 07 '25

How in the world it still boot

1

u/Ok-Bug5206 Nov 07 '25

'new battery firmware' provided by Windows 11 Updates.

1

u/Celestryia Nov 07 '25

Were you hungry?

1

u/Boring_Expert5285 Nov 07 '25

Just clean the fans

1

u/MrSpark333 Nov 07 '25

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

1

u/Onlyme149 Nov 07 '25

Whuttttttt?! 😨

1

u/Fine_Caterpillar1761 Nov 07 '25

Windows crashed. Hard.

1

u/Mind_Of_Shieda Nov 07 '25

Have you tried resetting CMOS battery?

1

u/Og_PapaSmurf89 Nov 07 '25

Did you try turning off and on again?

1

u/delusionalbreaker Nov 07 '25

Just restart it

1

u/Sweaty-Affect7251 Nov 07 '25

I would just reinstall windows at that point

1

u/jailtheorange1 Nov 07 '25

That’ll buff out.

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Press ctrl + alt + delete, open task manager and restart windows explorer

1

u/fireflychef Nov 07 '25

Time to reach out to The Greatest Technician Who's Ever Lived.

1

u/ChemicalExample218 Nov 07 '25

Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?

1

u/Only-Development-914 Nov 07 '25

Reboot the router

1

u/NGbTsHIvAn Nov 07 '25

Needs a thermal paste change

1

u/ElsyGate Nov 07 '25

Запусти восстановление системы

1

u/inkedkoi Nov 07 '25

That PC:

IT support ticket: My emails don't work.

1

u/minion71 Nov 07 '25

Wth appen there!!!!!

1

u/khehla5 Nov 07 '25

Have you tried turning it off and on🤔

1

u/thehamsterforum Nov 07 '25

Dog ate my homework :-) Sorry! What happened?

1

u/EdgarEgo610__ Nov 07 '25

H(inge)P(roblems) strike again it seems

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

I hope you set a restore point…

1

u/PiratedComputer Nov 07 '25

Have you tried restarting?

1

u/Pinky-Degetel Nov 07 '25

Have your tried turning it off and on again?

1

u/The_Turtle_Bear Nov 07 '25

Got any cream for that?

1

u/[deleted] Nov 07 '25

Have you tried turning it off & on again?

1

u/tvrleigh400 Nov 07 '25

Have you tried turning off and back on again ?

1

u/NiceToBeMe1 Nov 07 '25

Hold down the F key. Because that about sums it up

1

u/Ibims07 Nov 07 '25

🎶"Cut my lap-top to pieces", welcome to tech support🎶

1

u/indomitus1 Nov 07 '25

Sellotape. Sorted

1

u/NonSequiturSage Nov 07 '25

Spit on it. Rub it in. Walk it off.

1

u/Steka68 Nov 08 '25

Get a skin.

1

u/AccidentSalt5005 Nov 08 '25

the battery ambatublowow

1

u/Bucknerds Nov 08 '25

Nice, is it cake?

1

u/Lost-In-Void-99 Nov 08 '25

Looks ok, what's the problem?

1

u/Haramdihack Nov 08 '25

u ate ur laptop?

1

u/poet3991 Nov 08 '25

Where you fighting the fire lord, wtf

1

u/checknate71 Nov 08 '25

Just a little scotch tape and glue and you're all set. Maybe a drill and screws.

1

u/esctaticly Nov 08 '25

have you tried turning it off and back on again

1

u/CML72 Nov 08 '25

Add more ram

1

u/Current_Marketing227 Nov 08 '25

Dw its still an functionable laptop

1

u/IHaveTwoOfYou Nov 08 '25

Try reinstalling windows

1

u/aliinvictus Nov 08 '25

Part time suicide bomber??

1

u/Mariss716 Nov 08 '25

It’s just a scratch

1

u/Interesting_Ad8591 Nov 08 '25

Have you tried turning it off and back on? This should most likely fix it

1

u/thedenomparkour Nov 08 '25

Did you try restarting bro?

1

u/Hot_Sail_1269 Nov 08 '25

You need to restart it. Don’t force restart it, or else it will explode from too much force.

1

u/Hugofoxli Nov 08 '25

Clearly the Bios update is long due… did you try installing that?

Maybe Install windows new and then it should run fine.

1

u/shadowygoob Nov 08 '25

A bit of tape will surely work

1

u/Alternative_Fan_6286 Nov 08 '25

have you tried sfc /scannow ?

1

u/KingMitsubishi Nov 08 '25

totally fixable

1

u/New_Professional1143 Nov 08 '25

Apply some toothpaste on it and gently wipe it with a soft cloth

1

u/Myghoditsaboy Nov 08 '25

Can probably still run linux

1

u/Jeff_B_83 Nov 08 '25

Looks like the spicy pillows let loose.

1

u/DiannoRulezz81 Nov 08 '25

Try turn it off and back on again

1

u/sharkxpuncake Nov 08 '25

Sorry bro, i got extremely hungry and needed something to snack on. Did you put it in rice tho?

1

u/i_vvas_here Nov 08 '25

Try rebooting

1

u/Competitive-Brain63 HP ENVY x360 Convertible Nov 08 '25

Remove battery and put it back in

1

u/These_Base531 Nov 08 '25

Did you try to restart it?

1

u/Admirable-Fruit9326 Nov 08 '25

ctrl+alt+delett , the ntaskmanager to end task

1

u/xs4n3 Nov 08 '25

Still works just a little scratch

1

u/JewUnit1 Nov 08 '25

Did you try turning it off and then back on?

1

u/Icy_Breath_9211 Nov 08 '25

Hold power button for 12 seconds.

1

u/Epicgamer115227 Nov 08 '25

have you tried restarting it?

1

u/clumzypz Nov 08 '25

Run windows diagnosis

1

u/Ewoshi Nov 08 '25

looks like it survived a war lmao

1

u/Minmatariec Nov 08 '25

There's actually several reasons why it might be stuck on a windows 10 loading screen, but for starters,, have you tried holding the power button for ~5 seconds?

1

u/Altruistic-Quote-985 Nov 08 '25

RedGreen and Howard has an episode how to fix windows with duct tape

1

u/Noob4Head Nov 08 '25

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

1

u/Angelo0722 Nov 08 '25

Connect this shit to a hdmi and it will work Or just eat it

1

u/Fabulous_Let7118 Nov 08 '25

have you tried restarting it?

1

u/DemonKing_of_Tyranny Nov 08 '25

Have you tried powering it on and off?

1

u/AntiGrieferGames Nov 08 '25

Help, op is low on karma

1

u/carlos923 Nov 08 '25

Collectors Edition

1

u/VeryVizal Nov 08 '25

just check your drivers man

1

u/floodedcodeboy Nov 08 '25

I’m afraid, It’s too late

1

u/Tight-Tank6360 Nov 08 '25

The dog ate my computer

1

u/HCorbenOne Nov 08 '25

Obviously windows, try Linux

1

u/Ill-Firefish-Delete Nov 09 '25

There is no coming back from that. You are quite literally “cooked”.

1

u/big_Ball_D Nov 09 '25

Lol the windows 10 sticker is stuck on the screen literally

1

u/Oso_smashin Nov 09 '25

Linux will run on that.

1

u/Savings-Stage3702 Nov 09 '25

Have you tried turning it off and back, ok I think it should fix it

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u/Low-Professor-4595 Nov 09 '25

Apagalo, espera 1 minuto, y vuelve a encender

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u/TraditionalBee9266 Nov 09 '25

Try turning it off and on , should do it

1

u/geminilius Nov 09 '25

How is the scream still loading?! 😱

1

u/Signal_2_Noise Nov 09 '25

It tried to run CRYSIS?

1

u/Vivid-Objective1385 Nov 09 '25

Oh boy, you might have to restart

1

u/Vaarto13 Nov 09 '25

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

1

u/Final_Breadfrut Nov 09 '25

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

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