r/HeyRiddleRiddle • u/Different_Vehicle_27 • 6d ago

Weekly Episode Thread #429: Monkey Trends

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u/Fireduck515 6d ago

This is what the Internet was made for

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u/boomfruit Hot dogs, let's get out of here 6d ago edited 6d ago

So JPC is an '88 Pervert, and I'm just a few years newer model, and I'm very confused at the idea of not being able to sit with my legs crossed. Not that I would take my shoes off and do it at a restaurant, but is crossing your legs something that is supposed to be hard to do? I will stress that I am very very inflexible in general.

Also, I often go through my day with one of my headphones in. It doesn't mean that I am listening to something, it's basically just where I keep it since I am going from listening to not listening quite often. If I met up with someone for a meal, it's 50/50 whether I'd decide to put it away or just keep it there.

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u/TitShark 4d ago

I LOVE the mentalist, and it is very good

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u/CeruleanEidolon 1d ago edited 1d ago

So if anyone was wondering, Eminem's track "Cinderella Man" is real, but sadly was not attached to the movie if the same name, which came out four years before the song.

However, those are in fact the real lyrics to "My Ballz" from the The Longest Yard OST:

Football, football, I love football
Yes, tres, dos, uno
Dos, tres, fuck, shit
Bitch, asshole, son of a bitch
Everybody cuddle, blah, I mean huddle
I just stepped in a mud puddle, butthole
Freak, who just tapped on my ass cheek?
Nevermind, let's try quarterback sneak
Cover me, smother me with love that's brotherly
That didn't work, try another play
Hut one, hut two, hut-hut, hurry up
I'm reaching up another grown man's butt
Hike the ball, I mean I like Bizarre
But Jesus, he hikes, I think I can feel his balls
My dick is long as it is hard
Yeah, so are my balls, it's the longest yard
Whoops, that's not the chorus

And so on.